Who stays up?

[Sugar Ape]

Norwich are down and it’s looking like two of Burnley, Everton and Watford are joining them. Cast your vote for which team you think will beat the drop. 

I’m going for Burnley to shithouse their way to another season in the premier league. Also think if it goes down to the last game of the season then Burnley are the only team with a chance of getting something. 
 

Think we’ll know after their next two games if Watford have got a chance or not.

 

Everton only having two games left against teams in the bottom half of the table doesn’t look good for me, Clive. Though they have got a nice ten day or so break coming up soon with only three games left in April. 
 

Fixtures:

 

Burnley:

Norwich (A)

West Ham (A)

Southampton (H)

Wolves (H)

Watford (A)

Villa (H)

Spurs (A)

Villa (A)

Newcastle (H)

 

Everton:

Utd (H)

Leicester (H)

Liverpool (A)

Chelsea (H)

Leicester (A)

Watford (A)

Brentford (H)

Palace (H)

Arsenal (A)

 

Watford:

Leeds (H)

Brentford (H)

Man City (A)

Burnley (H)

Palace (A)

Everton (H)

Leicester (H)

Chelsea (A)

 

 

[Fowlers God]

On Paper it's Burnley. 
 

And whilst Everton dropping out of the Prem will be funny for a season; we all know deep down we don't want that. 
 

stay up and keep being shite 

[Trojan1892]

Let them be shite playing shite in the championship.

 

Fuck that lot.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I think Everton stay up. Rodgers will probably fuck it up or Arsenal. I'm going to keep crying it in, Everton 100 percent will not get relegated.

[Jose Jones]

21 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I think Everton stay up. Rodgers will probably fuck it up or Arsenal. I'm going to keep crying it in, Everton 100 percent will not get relegated.

Yep, that’s where I am. 

Brentford and Palace will probably both have their feet up by the time the Ev play them as well, so they should have a decent chance in those ones too.

[KMD7]

I think last night totally fucked Everton.  Burnley are staying up 

[Scooby Dudek]

I think Everton will stay up. It's the hope that kills you.

[Harry's Lad]

4 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

On Paper it's Burnley. 
 

And whilst Everton dropping out of the Prem will be funny for a season; we all know deep down we don't want that. 
 

stay up and keep being shite 

I used to think that. They were like our brothers.  Friendly banter, taking the piss but not anymore.

 

The absolute hatred they have for everything red, the bile, the jibes about Heysel and Hillsborough, the wall pushing gestures....

Fuck them. I want them to go down, but I think they'll manage to stay up, just. 

 

I think Burnley for the drop, but I hope I'm wrong. 

 

 

 

[Mudface]

5 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Everton only having two games left against teams in the bottom half of the table doesn’t look good for me, Clive. Though they have got a nice ten day or so break coming up soon with only three games left in April. 

On the bright side, there's plenty of time for Lampard to instil his magic over those ten days. 

[manwiththestick]

4 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

On Paper it's Burnley. 
 

And whilst Everton dropping out of the Prem will be funny for a season; we all know deep down we don't want that. 
 

stay up and keep being shite 

I 100% want them down and to stay down, I want their first competitive game on banks of the Royal blue Mersey to be against Bristol City, i want look onto my brothers and friends eyes on a Saturday as I ask them who they're playing that day because I have no idea and see them beaten of all emotion and excitement as they mutter Coventry City away. I want to see the false hope of a return straight back up quashed by the end of October every season.

 

Sod the lot of them.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Still feel like Everton will find a couple of wins from somewhere and survive. They've got forwards who - on their day - are capable of dragging their team out of the shit. The odd decent cameo from Richarlison, DCL or Gray should be enough to keep them up.

[Pureblood]

I think Roy will surprise a few people. 

[an tha]

The shite sadly.

 

But that trap door absolutely will open in next season or two.

[gkmacca]

I've felt for a while that Burnley's position, with most teams around them having played two or three game more, was a misleading one. Now that they've played the other games, and beaten the blueshite, I think they've got the momentum to move just out of trouble. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

7 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

On Paper it's Burnley. 
 

And whilst Everton dropping out of the Prem will be funny for a season; we all know deep down we don't want that. 
 

stay up and keep being shite 

Deep down I want it very much. I want the hateful cunts gone. I want them to go down, I want them to lose money, and I want them to fold and disappear. The days of the friendly rivalry are long gone. 

[Rushies tash]

2 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

I 100% want them down and to stay down, I want their first competitive game on banks of the Royal blue Mersey to be against Bristol City, i want look onto my brothers and friends eyes on a Saturday as I ask them who they're playing that day because I have no idea and see them beaten of all emotion and excitement as they mutter Coventry City away. I want to see the false hope of a return straight back up quashed by the end of October every season.

 

Sod the lot of them.

"The Championship is ten times the division the Prem is la. Real supporters, not day tripping Norwegians lid. Hardest division as well. Fuckin Sky 6 and their plazzy league mate, we'll be the team they all want to play, blah, blah, blah..."

[gkmacca]

2 hours ago, Pureblood said:

I think Roy will surprise a few people. 

The latest expectations as to HOW he will suprise people:

 

1. He'll admit to journalists that, contrary to previous claims about his love of literature, he only reads the titles of books, and the only eight volumes in his house are used as a stand for his wife's yucca plant.

 

2. He'll turn up for a presser sporting a buzz cut.

 

3. He'll tear up his contract with Hublot and start wearing Timex watches.

 

4. He'll admit that the only language he can actually speak is Harold Steptoese. The other languages with which he has been associated, he confesses, are him just making noises he heard on The Muppet Show.

 

5. He'll reveal that his real name is Walter, and the 'Roy' has merely been a form of self-abuse.

 

6. He'll announce that Ray Lewington has been his common-law wife since 1978.

 

7. He'll confide that the only reason that he's never tried any formation other than 4-4-2 is that, whenever he starts with 3, he gets confused and ends up with either ten or twelve players on the team sheet.

 

8. He'll announce that he has successfully been through gender reassignment. Twice.

 

9. He'll reveal tearfully during an interview with Sky that he suffers from a rare form of narcolepsy that requires him to rub his face vigorously every few minutes to avoid sinking into a coma.

 

10. He'll sit down, clear his throat, and then, punching the air, shout 'Release Roger!' with perfect pronunciation, declaring that 'My regretful tendency to rhotacize is over,' before spending the next five minutes enunciating 'red, rabbit, rumble, roses, rhododendron, Reykjavík, Raymond Reddington, Rumbelows, relegation...'

 

 

[dockers_strike]

I think Watford stay up. The shite are going down. Believe!

[Pureblood]

23 minutes ago, gkmacca said:

The latest expectations as to HOW he will suprise people:

 

1. He'll admit to journalists that, contrary to previous claims about his love of literature, he only reads the titles of books, and the only eight volumes in his house are used as a stand for his wife's yucca plant.

 

2. He'll turn up for a presser sporting a buzz cut.

 

3. He'll tear up his contract with Hublot and start wearing Timex watches.

 

4. He'll admit that the only language he can actually speak is Harold Steptoese. The other languages with which he has been associated, he confesses, are him just making noises he heard on The Muppet Show.

 

5. He'll reveal that his real name is Walter, and the 'Roy' has merely been a form of self-abuse.

 

6. He'll announce that Ray Lewington has been his common-law wife since 1978.

 

7. He'll confide that the only reason that he's never tried any formation other than 4-4-2 is that, whenever he starts with 3, he gets confused and ends up with either ten or twelve players on the team sheet.

 

8. He'll announce that he has successfully been through gender reassignment. Twice.

 

9. He'll reveal tearfully during an interview with Sky that he suffers from a rare form of narcolepsy that requires him to rub his face vigorously every few minutes to avoid sinking into a coma.

 

10. He'll sit down, clear his throat, and then, punching the air, shout 'Release Roger!' with perfect pronunciation, declaring that 'My regretful tendency to rhotacize is over,' before spending the next five minutes enunciating 'red, rabbit, rumble, roses, rhododendron, Reykjavík, Raymond Reddington, Rumbelows, relegation...'

 

 

I agree with all of those,  I was just regurgitating the famous line some of the people on here used when he was appointed as Liverpool manager.  Yes, you read that correctly, Roy was appointed as Liverpool manager.

 

I also genuinely think he will surprise a few people and Watford will stay up!

[aws]

Staying up? Are we fuck.

We've finally run out of luck. 

[an tha]

37 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

"The Championship is ten times the division the Prem is la. Real supporters, not day tripping Norwegians lid. Hardest division as well. Fuckin Sky 6 and their plazzy league mate, we'll be the team they all want to play, blah, blah, blah..."

Spot on that.....already started with some of them.

[Captain Turdseye]

8 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

On Paper it's Burnley. 
 

And whilst Everton dropping out of the Prem will be funny for a season; we all know deep down we don't want that. 
 

stay up and keep being shite 

Wrong. I’ll laugh long and hard at the sight of them not only in The Championship, but also in total and utter financial disarray. If they go down this year, they could easily drop into League One at the first attempt. 

[Creator Supreme]

2 hours ago, an tha said:

The shite sadly.

 

But that trap door absolutely will open in next season or two.

I agree that they'll stay up just, but I disagree that the trap door will open anytime soon.

 

Look at who's coming up - Fulham (perennial yo yo club), Bournemouth most probably although they were wank against West Brom (Flight Lieutenant Scottie Parker doesn't have the ability as a manager to keep a team in the Premier League), and 1 from Huddersfield, Luton, Forest, Sheff U, Boro and Blackburn!

 

Whoever comes up this season is going straight back down next season!

[Megadrive Man]

49 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

I agree that they'll stay up just, but I disagree that the trap door will open anytime soon.

 

Look at who's coming up - Fulham (perennial yo yo club), Bournemouth most probably although they were wank against West Brom (Flight Lieutenant Scottie Parker doesn't have the ability as a manager to keep a team in the Premier League), and 1 from Huddersfield, Luton, Forest, Sheff U, Boro and Blackburn!

 

Whoever comes up this season is going straight back down next season!

Forest have been brilliant in the FA cup this season and have a really good manager in Steve Cooper. I fancy them to go up and surprise people next season. 

[Megadrive Man]

After last nights result it's almost too close to call as to who will go down. 

 

All of the bottom four are woeful, but I'd say Everton have the worst manager for the task in hand.