Which set of tossers would you prefer to finish 4th this season?

[Redder Lurtz]

That's assuming Chelsea finish 3rd which isn't a given, following yesterday's hilarity. 

 

Personally I hope Spurs do it. Not that I've any love for them whatsoever but I quite like Conte and if they're in the CL there's probably less chance of slobberchops going to city. 

 

Needless to say yernited can get to fuck and arsenal are even more vile than spurs so they can fuck off too although I think they might pinch it. Wolves are surely out of it now and west ham's squad looks too thin to be consistent. 

[derykw]

Anyone  except Utd.

[KMD7]

As long as it's not United I'm not too arsed to be honest. Probably Spurs if I was pushed on it for the Kane not going to City factor you mentioned. 

[sir roger]

Met a few decent Spurs fans over the years and don't mind West 'Am, so either of them would be my personal preference. I suppose you could argue that Arsenal or United might be the best of these bunch next year so it might be better them being hobbled with a heavier fixture list.

[Rushies tash]

If I had to choose, it'd be Spurs 4th, Arsenal 5th and Utd 6th, for the Europa Conference or whatever the fuck it's called.

[Pureblood]

My vote (where's the poll?) would go to Arsenal. 

 

Definitely not Spurs because Harry Kane.  Man Utd speaks for itself.

 

That leaves West Ham or Arsenal.  I don't want Moyes being successful, I prefer Arteta as a bloke and how his team plays football. So it's Arsenal. 

[aws]

Spurs I suppose. Can't see the Hammers doing it. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

West Ham or Arsenal. 
 

Only Arsenal because Saka and Martinelli would get a taste for it and we could tempt them to join us when Arsenal don’t make too 4 the following year. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Kane isn’t going to City anyway. Haaland is nailed on going there now. 
 

If Kane forces his way out it’ll be to the other Mancs. £500,000 a week might soften the blow of not winning any trophies. 

[YorkshireRed]

As long as it’s not United I can live with whoever else. 

 

It might be easier to tap up any Arsenal players we might have an interest in if they’re not in the CL but I’m not too fussed. 

[dockers_strike]

West Ham. Dont want arsenal, spurs or the mancs getting 4th.

[Red_or_Dead]

Difficult:

 

Arsenal - their fans are utter cunts

Spurs - Son and Kane are cunts

West Ham - owners are cunts

Man Utd - just cunts

 

 

[aws]

1 minute ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Difficult:

 

Arsenal - their fans are utter cunts

Spurs - Son and Kane are cunts

West Ham - owners are cunts

Man Utd - just cunts

 

 

More than fair summary. 

[JagSquared]

West Ham it’ll only be a one season blip and will set back spurs, arsenal and united far more. 
 

it’s also prob very unlikely and it’s realistically a toss up between arsenal and spurs. So I’d prob go spurs as Conte will get pissed and leave next season anyway leaving them in further turmoil. 
 

saying that I’ve just seen the score and they are drawing 1-1 against Newcastle so maybe they don’t want it.

[JagSquared]

West Ham it’ll only be a one season blip and will set back spurs, arsenal and united far more. 
 

it’s also prob very unlikely and it’s realistically a toss up between arsenal and spurs. So I’d prob go spurs as Conte will get pissed and leave next season anyway leaving them in further turmoil. 
 

saying that I’ve just seen the score and they are drawing 1-1 against Newcastle so maybe they don’t want it.

[YorkshireRed]

I agree with your first post but wholeheartedly disagree with the second. 

[Anubis]

Wolves to creep in while all the others are throwing it away.

[TheHowieLama]

Need West Ham to be in with a chance going into the last couple weeks of the season. 

[polymerpunkah]

Arsenal.

 

Let's see how they do having to play two matches a week.

 

Not United. Of course. Conference league for them, please.

 

Conte knows what he's doing, so not Spurs. Let them grind out a Europa campaign along-side the Prem.

 

WHam or Wolves would be best of all, but not happening.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Spurs. Arsenal are arrogant beyond belief without cause to be.

[lebron]

West Ham for the reasons mentioned above.

Of the more realistic (basically Arse and Spurs) options I'd choose Spurs. 

 

Funny as fuck watching Utd (or at least their supporters) trying not to get into the Conference or Europa League!

[Rushies tash]

Just now, polymerpunkah said:

Arsenal.

 

Let's see how they do having to play two matches a week.

 

Not United. Of course. Conference league for them, please.

 

Conte knows what he's doing, so not Spurs. Let them grind out a Europa campaign along-side the Prem.

 

WHam or Wolves would be best of all, but not happening.

Would rather it wasn't Arsenal. They might attract the top class striker their team needs if they were in the CL. UEFA Cup, not so much.

[magicrat]

Sir Hal of Totteringham can finish a gallant 4th and lead them to a glorious Group Stage elimination and bravely on to Europa oblivion. 

[dockers_strike]

21 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Difficult:

 

Arsenal - their fans are utter cunts

Spurs - Son and Kane are cunts

West Ham - owners are cunts

Man Utd - just cunts

 

 

Good summation, all the teams in the PL are cunts except for us!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

28 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

West Ham. Dont want arsenal, spurs or the mancs getting 4th.

Same here, for these reasons (plus domestic harmony).