Benfica (A) - UCL Quarter Final 1st leg, Tue 5th Apr 2022 (8:00pm)

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Turkish Delight said:

I especially liked her insight when she was saying about how Jurgen shouldn't analyse where things went wrong in the game as we got the 3 points away from home.

And then the bird hosting it said straight afterwards that he’d be happy taking the one goal lead back to Anfield. 
 

I switched over to the Irish TV feed at HT but they had a token bird on there as well so I switched straight back. 

[Jose Jones]

I had a stream with Jonathan Pearce and some woman called Sue. Who was that?

[Anubis]

5 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

I had a stream with Jonathan Pearce and some woman called Sue. Who was that?

Sue.

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Jose Jones said:

I had a stream with Jonathan Pearce and some woman called Sue. Who was that?

Sue Smith, the little pixie-alike you see on Sky Sports. She's pretty good. She's on the Dermot Gallagher thing with Steve Warnock.

 

I think me and you drew the lucky straw commentary wise,Jose

[Anubis]

Pixie alike is a cracking description. She does look like a pixie.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

I had a stream with Jonathan Pearce and some woman called Sue. Who was that?

Johnny Cash.

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

I’m sorry I’ve got absolutely no idea

So what are his valid reasons for not having a vaccine then? 

[Captain Howdy]

3 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

So what are his valid reasons for not having a vaccine then? 

Again no idea but I’m sure as fuck laziness isn’t one of them.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Again no idea but I’m sure as fuck laziness isn’t one of them.

I used the term in place of 'selfish cuntiness' which is probably the real reason.

[TheHowieLama]

4 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Johnny Cash.

 

 

[gkmacca]

8 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

I had a stream with Jonathan Pearce and some woman called Sue. 

That sounds like the unhappiest dogging incident since Collymore did the rounds.

[A_S]

So we can add Konate to the list:

 

Salah

Jota

Mane

Firmino

Diaz

Minamino

Origi

K Gordon

Fabinho

Thiago

Henderson

Keita

Jones

AOC

Elliott

TAA

Robertson

Matip

Van Dijk

Konate

 

20 different scorers for Liverpool so far this season...20!!

[gkmacca]

Mane is quite fascinatingly odd these days. I was watching with the sound down on Tuesday and for a few seconds I thought his goal had been chalked off because he jogged away looking miserable. He seems to do that a lot recently - whether it's some quasi-religious act of humility or something else, I don't know. Some of it seems down to what the cameras catch of him - during the main coverage of the League Cup celebrations (not just the champagne-soaked bits) he looked like he didn't want to be there, but then the LFCTV footage came out and he was laughing around with Keita. It's a bit jarring in a team where the camaraderie is so obviously great, but he's quite the mysterious fellow this season.

[sir roger]

I said similar about Sadio after a game where he could barely be bothered to join a goal celebration when everybody else was going potty.( Might have been Big Joel against Leeds )

[The Midnight Rambler]

If you watch this it looks like he thinks he might be offside.