Abramovich reportedly puts chelsea up for sale

[TD_LFC]

Staveley has been throwing herself at football clubs for nearly two decades so this 'it was only Newcastle' talk is all a bit Robbie Keane and his 10 boyhood clubs.

[Pureblood]

8 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

On a side note, the Premier League trophy really is a gaudy piece of old tat, isn't it.

 

Ooh, we'll put a crown on it, in gold, and maybe some lions... and they're wearing crowns too! And then we'll write the name of it in big letters like it's for winning a largest marrow contest.

 

Load of old shite.

Looks like it was designed by Katie Price in collaboration with Homer Simpson.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 hours ago, TheDrowningMan said:

 

Staveley is a cunt a real horrible piece of work. Some on here said they still would? 
Still better than a blow up doll I suppose.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Why would anybody buy chelsea other than for a vanity project. Theres no money to be made.

Enter some cunt like Elon Musk or that flip flop wearing robbing amazon midget cock end of the mitchell brothers 

 

Stamford Bridge alone is worth close to a billion given the area. Prime for a super rich scumbag to want to wave their tiny wand and risk losing the equivalent of a tenner to me and you. 

 

[Bjornebye]

Amanda Staveley looks like someones dressed a blonde labrador up as the lion from Wizard of Oz and let it hang out the back window 

[No2]

9 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Enter some cunt like Elon Musk or that flip flop wearing robbing amazon midget cock end of the mitchell brothers 

 

Stamford Bridge alone is worth close to a billion given the area. Prime for a super rich scumbag to want to wave their tiny wand and risk losing the equivalent of a tenner to me and you. 

 

The club/Abramovich don't own the turnstiles at Stamford Bridge, some sort of supporters trust have owned them since pre oil days. Its the reason they have sold up and moved somewhere bigger.

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Check out the photos of Sabrina in the Milf thread...

Not in 1983.

[DJLJ]

17 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Staveley is a cunt a real horrible piece of work. Some on here said they still would? 
Still better than a blow up doll I suppose.

She knows what will be coming for her at some point after the Saudi’s has killed someone else or stoned someone to death etc. or whatever else those cunts do. So she is trying to change public perception so she won’t have to endure the same at some point. Nasty nasty egotistical piece of work. 

[dockers_strike]

Apparently the swedish guy supposedly wanting to buy the club with the American fella, couldnt give a fuck about football. He just wants to fuck Abramovich off!

 

Sounds like a great methodology to run a club!

[TheHowieLama]

18 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Apparently the swedish guy supposedly wanting to buy the club with the American fella, couldnt give a fuck about football. He just wants to fuck Abramovich off!

 

Sounds like a great methodology to run a club!

He is Swiss isn't he - donates a shedload to charities, big on climate change advocacy too I think.

[Bobby Hundreds]

He should take the trophies Chelsea won under his ownership with him because they entirely belong to him and his gangster cash.

[Ron B]

On 03/03/2022 at 14:25, deiseach said:

I remember Frank Skinner saying it was great, "like the European Cup at a Christmas party". Yeah, a party where the European Cup went home early to its supermodel wife while the Premier League trophy was found crumpled in a heap under the photocopier with its trousers around its ankles. 

In his monthly column for (the long-lamented) Goal magazine, I remember his thoughts on the Premier League being rebranded the FA Carling Premiership - “It’ll probably have a new name by the time this comes out, like ‘Lemsip Premium Bonds’.”

His column was a regular highlight of what was, for the first few years, a truly excellent mag. 

[gkmacca]

On 03/03/2022 at 22:30, TD_LFC said:

Staveley has been throwing herself at football clubs for nearly two decades so this 'it was only Newcastle' talk is all a bit Robbie Keane and his 10 boyhood clubs.

Most people just explain away their past public allegiance to another club. Staveley chose to explain herself away via some pretty thorough plastic surgery:

 

 

 

 

 

 

She now looks as though Lee Evans has mated with ET.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Giz a RT yer friggin bloke

[Reckoner]

[Code]

10 minutes ago, gkmacca said:

Most people just explain away their past public allegiance to another club. Staveley chose to explain herself away via some pretty thorough plastic surgery:

 

 

 

 

 

 

She now looks as though Lee Evans has mated with ET.

For real?

[cloggypop]

She should probably have changed her name as well if that was the idea like

 

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

She should probably have changed her name as well if that was the idea like

 

She may yet have to.

[luxury_scruff]

She has Huntington's disease. Maybe that's why she looks different?

[Razoray]

On 03/03/2022 at 23:12, Bjornebye said:

Enter some cunt like Elon Musk or that flip flop wearing robbing amazon midget cock end of the mitchell brothers 

 

Stamford Bridge alone is worth close to a billion given the area. Prime for a super rich scumbag to want to wave their tiny wand and risk losing the equivalent of a tenner to me and you. 

 

Don't they have a committee that "own" Stamford Bridge that requires 75% to sell? Abramovich tried to sell and moce last year but won only approx 62% of tge vote. 

It may be a billion quid asset on paper but there is fuck all the new owner can do with it

[dockers_strike]

1 minute ago, Razoray said:

Don't they have a committee that "own" Stamford Bridge that requires 75% to sell? Abramovich tried to sell and moce last year but won only approx 62% of tge vote. 

It may be a billion quid asset on paper but there is fuck all the new owner can do with it

Yes, the Chelsea Pitch Owners. They effectively own the name Chelsea FC and any owner can do fuck all to the club except buy and sell players without their agreement.

[Razoray]

Just now, dockers_strike said:

Yes, the Chelsea Pitch Owners. They effectively own the name Chelsea FC and any owner can do fuck all to the club except buy and sell players without their agreement.

Yep. Just found this

 

https://footballpredictions.net/blog/do-chelsea-own-stamford-bridge

[Anubis]

3 hours ago, luxury_scruff said:

She has Huntington's disease. Maybe that's why she looks different?

Her Huntington’s is dormant.

[Guest]

On 03/03/2022 at 23:14, Bjornebye said:

Amanda Staveley looks like someones dressed a blonde labrador up as the lion from Wizard of Oz and let it hang out the back window 

hahaha

[Bobby Hundreds]

I'm above commenting on her looks but her willingness to work with and for anybody regardless of morality, ethics and just plain human decency makes her as ugly on the inside as the outside. Okay so I'm not above it.