Summer 2022 Transfer Thread

[Elite]

33 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Turned up hard as granit 

Sounds like he did a native New Zealand war dance naked.

 

The X-Haka.

[Scott_M]

Definite red card for some of these quips. 

[Anubis]

Did his john Thomas Partey some beef curtains?

[Lee909]

Partly was training today. Wonder if it's a follow up to Bissouma after being initially cleared. 

[Josef Svejk]

Bissouma 25. Telegraph says player in late 20s. Also due to play at World Cup, which Bissouma isn't. 

[John102]

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[Barrington Womble]

34 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

Bissouma 25. Telegraph says player in late 20s. Also due to play at World Cup, which Bissouma isn't. 

Could it be xhaka? 

[Josef Svejk]

Well, he's 29 and going to World Cup with Switzerland.

 

Partey same age and going with Ghana.

[Anubis]

Harry Kane is nearly 29.

[Barrington Womble]

12 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Harry Kane is nearly 29.

Can you imagine how the England press would handle that "hang him, play him, play him before you hang him". 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Can you imagine how the England press would handle that "hang him, play him, play him before you hang him". 

Something about excalibur 

[gkmacca]

46 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Harry Kane is nearly 29.

[Captain Turdseye]

On 03/07/2022 at 12:58, Remmie said:

What an absolutely appalling notion. Fuck having that rapist cunt here, I would stop watching us. 

 

Even getting past my hatred of him as a person, imagine selling Mane to free up wages for this prick, especially after dicking around agreeing terms with Mo. 

 

I'd rather we signed Neymar, Pogba and Richarlison and then stick my sweaty balls in a blender singing an Oasis tune. 

 

 

Which tune?

[Scott_M]

Sounds like Chelsea are going to miss out on De Ligt as well - looks like he’s going to Bayern.

[Lee909]

2 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Sounds like Chelsea are going to miss out on De Ligt as well - looks like he’s going to Bayern.

 

Bayern going to be good

Especially if they can find away to keep Lewandowski one more year

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Harry Kane is nearly 29.

Has he claimed it yet?

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Which tune?

Dont look back in anger

[chrisbonnie]

1 hour ago, Scott_M said:

Sounds like Chelsea are going to miss out on De Ligt as well - looks like he’s going to Bayern.

they'll probably get him for 12 bottles of Paulaner as well, the cunts....

[TD_LFC]

Get it done.

 

 

[joe_fishfish]

Think he touched the ball with his right foot twice in that entire video.

 

And the second time was a ricochet.

[TD_LFC]

Who needs a right foot, as long as he can stand on it ok while he's whacking it with his left.

 

(realistically he's probably not good enough for us at the moment but who doesn't like silky skilled Croatian midfielders, we need to right the wrong of Igor Biscan).

 

 

 

 

[El Dangerous]

13 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Who needs a right foot, as long as he can stand on it ok while he's whacking it with his left.

 

(realistically he's probably not good enough for us at the moment but who doesn't like silky skilled Croatian midfielders, we need to right the wrong of Igor Biscan).

 

 

 

 

That’s champions league winning Igor “Pull your shorts to the side” Biscan to you. 

[Torvald Utne]

Glad I'm not the only one slightly offended by that statement

[The Midnight Rambler]

Matheus Nunes going to Chelsea, which is a bit of a bummer.

[Scott_M]

11 minutes ago, The Midnight Rambler said:

Matheus Nunes going to Chelsea, which is a bit of a bummer.

So far, Chelsea’s transfer plans seem about as well thought out at the mancs.