Summer 2022 Transfer Thread

[Bruce Spanner]

Mourinho ruined Kerlon.

 

One of the most egregious crimes of the shitcunts career.

[cloggypop]

3 hours ago, MegadriveMan said:

 

Was just about to say the same thing. I think the step up in quality is too high.

 

Very few players have come directly from Brazil or Argentina  to the premier league and been an instant success. Tevez is the only one I can think of off the top of my head. 

Ardiles and Villa. 

 

Before rebranding of course. 

[Lee909]

9 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Mourinho ruined Kerlon.

 

One of the most egregious crimes of the shitcunts career.

 

Not really sure he can be blamed

He was loaned out as soon as he joined Inter and even Chievo didn't play him. His knees where fucked amd nobody wanted him, even when loaned to Ajax they only offered him a place in the 2nd team

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Lee909 said:

 

Not really sure he can be blamed

He was loaned out as soon as he joined Inter and even Chievo didn't play him. His knees where fucked amd nobody wanted him, even when loaned to Ajax they only offered him a place in the 2nd team

Just blame Moureen, hombre. 
 

Makes life easier.

 

Turns out his life turned out alright, he has a decent academy training potential future stars, but they do education and life skills as well as football.

 

Seems like he’s got his head screwed on despite having a very fucking odd life.

[Lee909]

You ķnow what you've convinced me

Mourinho a cunt 

[Jose Jones]

3 hours ago, Lee909 said:

 

 

 

Got everything he deserved there really.

[Saintslfc13]

4 hours ago, Lee909 said:

 

 

 

That's some real no nonsense defending there. Just kick him straight in the torso who gives a fuck.

[Lee909]

Looks like it's on

[J-V]

Bissouma cleared of sexual assault. 

 

Dropped a bollock at that price.

[HBenn]

28 minutes ago, J-V said:

Bissouma cleared of sexual assault. 

 

Dropped a bollock at that price.

Apparently they research the background of the player, look at personality etc. There was an article last summer about a lot of clubs being put off because of issues he has had in the past (before any of these charges or incidents happened). Maybe they just don't think he would be a good fit for the group.

[Scott_M]

Can’t say I’ve ever been impressed with Lenglet anytime I’ve seen him.

 

He was absolutely shitting his pants in the 4-0 Origi & Wijnaldum game.

 

[Carra_is_legend]

20 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Can’t say I’ve ever been impressed with Lenglet anytime I’ve seen him.

 

He was absolutely shitting his pants in the 4-0 Origi & Wijnaldum game.

 

I have the same view on him but then Conte made Davies disciplined & look decent.....

[Scott_M]

Of all the positions the mancs need to improve in, which are many, it doesn’t feel like left back should be their first priority…

 

[Bjornebye]

On 28/06/2022 at 22:02, TD_LFC said:

Paolo Montero was one of my favourite players from the golden era of Serie A in the early 00's, I realise he's neither Brazilian or paying in the southern state championship but it was a good old footballing stereotype that South American defenders would rather kick your face off than take the ball.

 

Neither him or Walter Samuel get the credit they deserve.

Walter Samuel was brilliant. 

42 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Of all the positions the mancs need to improve in, which are many, it doesn’t feel like left back should be their first priority…

 

They're getting desperate. I love it. 

[Scott_M]

Ha!

 

[etho]

17 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Ha!

 

That's fucking hilarious 

[Bjornebye]

I find it hard not to like Tuchel a little bit. 

[Pidge]

Really? One the biggest bellends in the sport, for me.

[TheRedMachine]

5 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Really? One the biggest bellends in the sport, for me.

Agreed. A grade- A bellend.

[Jose Jones]

Chelsea spending £80 million or whatever to buy back Lukaku was super dodgy. Tuchel didn’t want him, and he didn’t want to leave Inter and go there.

Presumably someone got paid a lot.

[Fowlers God]

Tuchel is a cunt; it's no wonder Stig likes him

[Bjornebye]

He's a cunt because we've been up against him but I think he's a decent manager and generally comes across well in interviews. I said I liked him a little bit left, I didn't say I fucked him. 

[Megadrive Man]

44 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

Chelsea spending £80 million or whatever to buy back Lukaku was super dodgy. Tuchel didn’t want him, and he didn’t want to leave Inter and go there.

Presumably someone got paid a lot.

 

It was 97.5 million!

 

 

[Fowlers God]

30 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He's a cunt because we've been up against him but I think he's a decent manager and generally comes across well in interviews. I said I liked him a little bit left, I didn't say I fucked him. 

That was a quick nibble

[The Midnight Rambler]

Apart from looking like a sweaty nonce Tommy Tickle is pretty sound tbf.