Summer 2022 Transfer Thread

[El Dangerous]

Not sure why he loves ‘Tesco’ so much like.

[Fowlers God]

Harry Kane is Shite

[chrisbonnie]

4 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

Harry Kane is Shite

Until he signs for us of course 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Probably the daftest rumour I've ever heard today.

[Fowlers God]

51 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

Until he signs for us of course 

Nah. I potentially hate Kane more than any other player, based on how people over rate him. He's pony and some

[Bobby Hundreds]

I'm all in on Nkunku if he goes to united then FSG out! Champions league my arse. 

 

Is he any good 

[chrisbonnie]

25 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I'm all in on Nkunku if he goes to united then FSG out! Champions league my arse. 

 

Is he any good 

never heard of him.

 

but ill go hysterical if we dont sign him,......

[TheDrowningMan]

Should be all in for Kane if there’s half a chance, even if the fee is absurd for a player of his age.

[J-V]

What's the point we'd be back looking in a couple of years tops when his ankles give up.

[gkmacca]

It's really hard to work out what needs to be done, because going for four targets is going to shatter the best of squads. A large part of the problem, once you get to this stage, is simple fatigue, mental even more than physical. 

 

For me, Salah has gone from an amazing positive to a shocking negative in the space of one season. Our right side just did not function in the last couple of months. Two players were put on him out wide, with another waiting behind them, and his early season runs were stopped. Then his ridiculous over-reliance on his left foot made his play in the box hopelessly predictable. I just don't know what can be done with him - he's world class except when he isn't. If he stays we need a reliable goal scorer added to the squad, because we cannot afford to keep playing him when his form dips.

 

We need a proper monster in midfield. Someone to win the ball for Thiago and intimidate the opposition. I think that's the priority. We've got decent back up without a first choice. We need a player who'll make as big an impact in midfield as Virge did in defence.

[Elite]

We need 3 big signings. A striker, a midfielder and a right back so we can play Trent in midfield sometimes.

 

[J-V]

Trent in midfield is a big no.  We'll get that Ramsey Street kid for Right back and I doubt we'll get a striker either.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Any word on Mané?

 

Wonder if he does renew it'll come out to soften the blow of tonight.

[Captain Howdy]

1 minute ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Any word on Mané?

 

Wonder if he does renew it'll come out to soften the blow of tonight.

Not arsed to be honest, we seriously need to restructure our attack

[Freddo]

2 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Not arsed to be honest, we seriously need to restructure our attack

Me neither. Can’t be arsed with the will they, won’t they rubbish.

I don’t want either of them to stay if all we’re gonna have to put up with is the shite around where they are going on free transfers. That will seriously disrupt the team next season and we don’t need that.

If they aren’t committing they need to be sold and rebuild that area of the pitch.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 minute ago, Captain Howdy said:

Not arsed to be honest, we seriously need to restructure our attack

I agree it needs freshening up. But I think there's a real danger of assessing its effectiveness when 2/3 have had to go to an international tournament half way through the season that's left them knackered.

 

Any top striker might look the same under those circumstances.

[Captain Howdy]

1 minute ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I agree it needs freshening up. But I think there's a real danger of assessing its effectiveness when 2/3 have had to go to an international tournament half way through the season that's left them knackered.

 

Any top striker might look the same under those circumstances.

I like you mate, I think you’re a top poster but this “tired” shite sends me into a near homicidal rage. It’s a complete myth brought into the game by “science coaches” and “fitness technicians” it’s emperors clothes bullshit imo. I know nobody will agree with me but I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life. Complete horseshit. 

[Carra_is_legend]

Can we sell Keita tomorrow first thing please ?

[Leyton388]

2 minutes ago, Carra_is_legend said:

Can we sell Keita tomorrow first thing please ?

We couldn't give him away. Absolute fraud of a footballer. 

[Captain Howdy]

1 minute ago, Carra_is_legend said:

Can we sell Keita tomorrow first thing please ?

Sell? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . Give away and we may, MAY find somebody insane enough to pay this utter twat money to stink it up 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Does anyone watch tonight and think Bowen solves it?

[J-V]

3 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Does anyone watch tonight and think Bowen solves it?

No.  It's like thinking bringing Naby on would solve it.

 

Bowen would be another Jota.  A good squad player. I don't think we should be spending £40m+ on more squad players.

[TheDrowningMan]

Bowen smacks of a latter day Moores-era signing. Clearly not the calibre of player needed to push on to the top level, but one we take a punt on due to an inability to compete for anyone better in that position.

[mike23]

7 minutes ago, Carra_is_legend said:

Can we sell Keita tomorrow first thing please ?

Jesus, that bloody shot from the edge of the box with 10 minutes left when he had all the time in the world. Can't really blame him for tonight when he only came on as a late sub but also just frustrating that he can't ever have even 1 big moment in an important game. Unfortunately, I think due to lack of interest in him from other clubs (at least at the sort of fee we'd be looking for), I think he'll end up with him signing a new contract and we'll be stuck with him underwhelming us for years to come. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

6 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Does anyone watch tonight and think Bowen solves it?

In fact, would Haaland solve what we saw tonight?