Summer 2022 Transfer Thread

[Mark M]

11 hours ago, Red Shift said:

Keita looked world class In the Bundesliga, but it didn’t transmute to the Premier League. There’s no guarantees with Haaland.

He also looked world class in the Champions League...

[sir roger]

He also looked simple

[Bjornebye]

Utd heavily linked with Darwin Nunez. I hope to god they don't get him. Not saying we should but I really like the lad. 

[manwiththestick]

Coutinho signs for Villa  undisclosed fee.

[Leyton388]

What a comedown  

[J-V]

4 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

What a comedown  

That's some lose Barca have taken.  £17m Villa have paid if Dembele leaves on a free that's the best part of a 1/4 billion they've said goodbye to.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Lewandowski has allegedly told Bayern he won’t be renewing his contract and wants to sign for Barcelona this summer, rather than when his contract expires next summer. 

[Scott_M]

1 hour ago, J-V said:

That's some lose Barca have taken.  £17m Villa have paid if Dembele leaves on a free that's the best part of a 1/4 billion they've said goodbye to.

Not sure what’s worse - that they are going to lose c.£250m on the pair or the lack of impact either of them delivered on the pitch. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

I think Kane is the perfect signing for us.  

[TheDrowningMan]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Utd heavily linked with Darwin Nunez. I hope to god they don't get him. Not saying we should but I really like the lad. 

I can’t see him evolving as a player there.

[TD_LFC]

1 hour ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

I think Kane is the perfect signing for us.  

Physio's can't be that bored they've got Fabinho keeping them company.

 

Much better ways to spend 100 million as well. 

[3 Stacks]

The guy who will likely break the Premier League goal record and who has playmaker skills would be a good signing, yes. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

14 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Physio's can't be that bored they've got Fabinho keeping them company.

 

Much better ways to spend 100 million as well. 

He doesn't seem to have injury issues? 

 

On the £100m thing....

 

I don't think anyone pays it for him, and Conte has already made clear that Spurs need money to push on, they've had a new manager bounce but their problems will resurface without new investment.  They've already agreed to buy Kulusevski this summer, so that's already £25m spent.  You'd assume they'd also want to keep Romero, who is also on loan.  They'll be £40m+ down before they even begin to move forward.  

 

Kane held out for City and he got burned.  Haaland has now completely ended that idea.  

 

So, you're a 29 year old England international icon and you want to win a major domestic and European trophy before it's too late, and Man City is off the table.  Where do you go? 

 

United?  Cutting it too fine, at least one wasted year to come, no guarantee of anything after that. 

 

Chelsea?  Aside from the rivalry issue, they've already got a £100m central striker they can't use.  Also half their defence leaving this summer.  

 

Arsenal?  Newcastle? Nope. 

 

So onto the continent we go.  Does Kane strike you as the type of player to move abroad?  No, he wants the PL title. 

 

So how much is he worth to us?  

£70m plus a player would be my starting point, i could see Spurs being interested in Gomez and Elliott, I'd even be open to Jota. 

 

What do we get?  We get someone who can play the Bobby role better than Bobby can.  We get instant media adoration. 

We get refs giving us things. 

We get assists plus goals. 

 

 

[sir roger]

Hope you have your tin helmet on, Colonel, I said that Kane would be great for us a few weeks back and got battered.

[TD_LFC]

Fuck Kane the player endangering shit cunt.

 

The day media adoration becomes a consideration for a signing is the day we should all take up other interests.

 

 

[Megadrive Man]

If there was any chance of Spurs selling Kane, City would have gone back in for him this summer.

[Mathewbet1]

Big strikers don't usually fair too well the wrong side of 30, Benzema being the exception.

[3 Stacks]

11 minutes ago, Mathewbet1 said:

Big strikers don't usually fair too well the wrong side of 30, Benzema being the exception.

I don't condone buying old strikers, but that's just false. 

[Red Shift]

Kane to Liverpool is a controversial one. 
Can’t see it myself, considering Mo’s contract may not even get renewed.

[TheHowieLama]

I will quit supporting the club if there is even a credible rumor of LFC talking to Harry Kane.

 

Christ, is there no honor among men at all anymore.

[Josef Svejk]

He could inspire us to ever greater heights with his charismatic leadership...

 

 

[Josef Svejk]

I have to say, whenever I hear him mentioned, I think of this...

 

 

Harold Kane, deh-deh-deh-deh... 

[Razoray]

he is like playing with ten men without the ball, his goalscoring record has gone to shit as he no longer has pace, is too old for a sell-on and would cost too much. 

 

And it's Harry Kane. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I dont give Harry kane second chances.

[coachpotato]

If we’re going to sign a cunt, it might as well be Son, I can’t help but think he’d do very well for us and Klopp always seems to give him an extra friendly bear hug when we play them.