Summer 2022 Transfer Thread

[Wezza]

Here’s Agent Mo sounding him out earlier in the season 

[El Dangerous]

That score line isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement mind.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

1 hour ago, El Dangerous said:

I’d replace Adrian with Foster in a heartbeat. Always comes across well and has spoken well of us in the past.

I mean, does Adrian want to leave?  3rd keeper isn't too onerous a position for someone of his age.  

I like Foster too, but he's a starter for a PL club and might not want to give up playing regularly yet.  

He's got a media presence online now, his own YT channel, and he does bits with other people, he comes across well.  

 

I actually think Kelleher has done enough to be our 'established' back up, he's got lots of experience now, so I wouldn't mind if Klopp decided Pitaluga is made 3rd. Or Milner. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Ibrahim Sangare of Toulouse could be a good, cheaper alternative to Bellingham as a midfield target. Tall, rangey, quick, likes to stay on his feet and win the ball, loves a dribble, good shot.

 

Tchouameni would still be my top summer target, but I'm greedy and I'd still like another midfield addition.

 

Konrad Laimer looks like a suped-up Hendo clone, a pressing machine with pace.

 

Plenty of options.

[Aventus]

13 hours ago, Wezza said:

Here’s Agent Mo sounding him out earlier in the season 

 

 

[Wezza]

1 hour ago, Aventus said:

 

 

Smokescreen 

[Mil-ing Around]

17 hours ago, sir roger said:

Saw an interview with Ben Foster saying this is the first time in all of his career that he has got to May with nothing on the table contract-wise for the season after. Could be a clever swoop to help our homegrown issues, get rid of Adrian  and let us make a decision on whether to loan or keep Kev here next season.

 

15 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

I mean, does Adrian want to leave?  3rd keeper isn't too onerous a position for someone of his age.  

I like Foster too, but he's a starter for a PL club and might not want to give up playing regularly yet.  

He's got a media presence online now, his own YT channel, and he does bits with other people, he comes across well.  

 

I actually think Kelleher has done enough to be our 'established' back up, he's got lots of experience now, so I wouldn't mind if Klopp decided Pitaluga is made 3rd. Or Milner. 

I get the whole home grown thing but i find Foster really unprofessional. He's not focused enough to be a Liverpool player. I've watched some of his videos and on matchdays he's setting up his GoPro and seems to care more about getting players to talk so he has content for his Youtube channel than thinking about the game. It's all about the "bantz" and a crack with the lads for him.

 

It would just be like putting Oxlaide Chamerblain in goal

[J-V]

He’ll be third choice and never get a game.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

McCarthy and Johnstone are on frees, loan Kelleher out.

[aws]

2 hours ago, J-V said:

He’ll be third choice and never get a game.

Someone's got to do it. 

[El Dangerous]

In the line of illustrious third choice keepers such as Adrian, Alex Manninger, Andy Lonergan, Adam Bogdan etc I reckon Foster has a shout to be just as good if not better than them. GoPro or not.

[sir roger]

3 hours ago, Mil-ing Around said:

 

I get the whole home grown thing but i find Foster really unprofessional. He's not focused enough to be a Liverpool player. I've watched some of his videos and on matchdays he's setting up his GoPro and seems to care more about getting players to talk so he has content for his Youtube channel than thinking about the game. It's all about the "bantz" and a crack with the lads for him.

 

It would just be like putting Oxlaide Chamerblain in goal

He's 39 and has never been out of work in football so he must be very lucky being such a chancer.

[Reckoner]

8 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Ibrahim Sangare of Toulouse could be a good, cheaper alternative to Bellingham as a midfield target. Tall, rangey, quick, likes to stay on his feet and win the ball, loves a dribble, good shot.

 

Tchouameni would still be my top summer target, but I'm greedy and I'd still like another midfield addition.

 

Konrad Laimer looks like a suped-up Hendo clone, a pressing machine with pace.

 

Plenty of options.

I don’t like Konrad Laimers hair so I think we should keep looking.

[TheHowieLama]

21 hours ago, Wezza said:

 

Mate, I'm serious - 275k a week. I laughed, I'm like - hell Wijnaldum makes that sitting on PSG's bench y'know?!

[J-V]

30 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Mate, I'm serious - 275k a week. I laughed, I'm like - hell Wijnaldum makes that sitting on PSG's bench y'know?!

Mo, Wijnaldum can use both feet for more than just walking so you know!

[m0e]

1 hour ago, J-V said:

Mo, Wijnaldum can use both feet for more than just walking so you know!

Brilliant. I don't know how you come up with such genius.

[J-V]

5 minutes ago, m0e said:

Brilliant. I don't know how you come up with such genius.

Instead of licking windows you should try it.

[m0e]

1 hour ago, J-V said:

Instead of licking windows you should try it.

BOOM! You're on a roll tonight

[Scott_M]

 

Don’t know if this is a rehash of previous stories or what…

[sir roger]

Those kits look like a Sunday League game

[Mcfaggen]

On 01/05/2022 at 22:19, Colonel Bumcunt said:

I mean, does Adrian want to leave?  3rd keeper isn't too onerous a position for someone of his age.  

I like Foster too, but he's a starter for a PL club and might not want to give up playing regularly yet.  

He's got a media presence online now, his own YT channel, and he does bits with other people, he comes across well.  

 

I actually think Kelleher has done enough to be our 'established' back up, he's got lots of experience now, so I wouldn't mind if Klopp decided Pitaluga is made 3rd. Or Milner. 

Does ‘Kev’ qualify as homegrown? Did we sign him young enough? 

[joe_fishfish]

Yeah Queveen is homegrown

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, joe_fishfish said:

Yeah Queveen is homegrown

Is that how you pronounce it? I thought Russia had been throwing bombs at him for weeks 

[Anubis]

31 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

 

Don’t know if this is a rehash of previous stories or what…

The source for the story is The Firm. So undoubtably bullshit, unfortunately.

[TD_LFC]

37 minutes ago, Mcfaggen said:

Does ‘Kev’ qualify as homegrown? Did we sign him young enough? 

Domestically the number of players designated as non-homegrown is more important than the number of homegrown players you have because there's a hard cap of 17. If you don't have the full quota of homegrown players you can just register slightly less.