Swinging

[Carvalho Diablo 16,877]

Mr Pineapple Express

[Juniper 1,749]

Not been to a club but have experimented with a former female 'friend' many years ago.

 

Agree with it's not something suited for relationships, unless that's your thing of course.

[Lee909 12,917]

[Skidfingers McGonical 3,484]

I’ve known/met 3 swinger couples over the years and all of them were ugly fat bastards.

[Section_31 24,548]

The ones you see interviewed are always hounds and tend to look like the Hamiltons. It's not like the movies.

 

[VladimirIlyich 9,478]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

The ones you see interviewed are always hounds and tend to look like the Hamiltons. It's not like the movies.

 

I'm no oil painting myself. Regent Street you say....

[Captain Willard 712]

11 hours ago, Trumo said:

Imagine my surprise that it wasn't Captain Willard who started this thread.

 

[cloggypop 11,735]

8 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m in Amsterdam in April with my missus but she’ll get dead stoned and fall asleep early…

I can show you Hot Dreams and the bus stop to Katwijk if you like. 

[Rico1304 8,772]

I’m recycling again but I was once asked to join an orgy on a barge in Manchester.  It was a bouncer and his prostitute girlfriend who started it all off.  He took delight in telling me how she’d been fisted the night before.   I didn’t go. 

[Elite 11,924]

5 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I’m recycling again but I was once asked to join an orgy on a barge in Manchester.  It was a bouncer and his prostitute girlfriend who started it all off.  He took delight in telling me how she’d been fisted the night before.   I didn’t go. 

Never understood the point of fisting. 

 

"Got two fingers in luv, still plenty of room."

"Mmm...try 3."

"Still plenty of room. I reckon I could put my whole first in and go as deep as my elbow."

"Yeah do that."

[Bjornebye 33,210]

3 hours ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

I’ve known/met 3 swinger couples over the years and all of them were ugly fat bastards.

 

[Mudface 5,198]

35 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

 

Herpes-riddled cocks on fire over the shoulder of Brian. I watched Vaseline glisten in the dark on Stan's house mate. All those moments will be lost in time. Like beers down the drain.

[Captain Willard 712]

8 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Herpes-riddled cocks on fire over the shoulder of Brian. I watched Vaseline glisten in the dark on Stan's house mate. All those moments will be lost in time. Like beers down the drain.

Ha ha. 

[sir roger 8,661]

Back in my Banking days I had to go to a brothel by the Wirral side of the Birkenhead tunnel to get forms signed to get them accepting card payments , and it was quite disconcerting trying to concentrate on the lady owner's replies while she was sat in front of a console of 12 screens showing all manner of deviant acts from the various rooms.

 

Would say though that she was lovely and so were the other ladies waiting to work all sat round gabbing about their kids etc , it was like a Mumsnet meeting dressed bt Ann Summers. 

[tokyojoe 2,992]

21 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Back in my Wanking days I had to go to a brothel by the Wirral side of the Birkenhead tunnel to get forms signed to get them accepting card payments , and it was quite disconcerting trying to concentrate on the lady owner's replies while she was sat in front of a console of 12 screens showing all manner of deviant acts from the various rooms.

 

Would say though that she was lovely and so were the other ladies waiting to work all sat round gabbing about their kids etc , it was like a Mumsnet meeting dressed bt Ann Summers. 

Fixed it for you mate.

 

I used to work with a bloke who was a swinger. He was (probably still is) a big fat bastard.

[Rico1304 8,772]

Lots of the brothels in Manchester town centre have panic buttons linked directly to the police.  They are obviously ripe for being robbed and the police see it that if they are clean, not trafficking women and don’t cause trouble themselves it keeps women off the streets and safer. 

[YorkshireRed 2,659]

I was drunk in Edinburgh once and got chatting to a local couple in some bar.
 

At the time I was probably mid twenties. The female half of the couple was probably early thirties, from memory she was decent but drink had been taken. Her partner was maybe ten years older.

 

It’s all a bit blurred but I do remember how quickly the conversation escalated from small talk to him asking me if I wanted to come back to theirs and “fuck his wife”.

 

I declined. 

[Mudface 5,198]

9 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I was drunk in Edinburgh once and got chatting to a local couple in some bar.
 

At the time I was probably mid twenties. The female half of the couple was probably early thirties, from memory she was decent but drink had been taken. Her partner was maybe ten years older.

 

It’s all a bit blurred but I do remember how quickly the conversation escalated from small talk to him asking me if I wanted to come back to theirs and “fuck his wife”.

 

I declined. 

[Arniepie 606]

Just now, Mudface said:

Ha ha ha beat me to it!

Outstanding!

[Mudface 5,198]

Just now, Arniepie said:

Ha ha ha beat me to it!

Outstanding!

I nearly burst myself when I saw that for the first time, brilliant stuff.

[Arniepie 606]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

I nearly burst myself when I saw that for the first time, brilliant stuff.

What does he say to them again?

His face!honestly dont get how people dont find the office funny?

Got a mate who just doesnt get it.

It is utterly timeless.

 

[Mudface 5,198]

5 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

What does he say to them again?

His face!honestly dont get how people dont find the office funny?

Got a mate who just doesnt get it.

It is utterly timeless.

 

Not sure he says anything, apart from the last few seconds here-

 

 

It is superb though, I want to watch it again now...

[Arniepie 606]

22 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Not sure he says anything, apart from the last few seconds here-

 

 

It is superb though, I want to watch it again now...

Yeah me too.

Brilliant.

[Clem H Fandango 716]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Poor Terry, always reminds me of the sauce in between a meat sandwich.

[Bjornebye 33,210]

1 hour ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Poor Terry, always reminds me of the sauce in between a meat sandwich.

"We tried swinging but she broke the fucking thing"