Swinging

[Clem H Fandango]

Conversation at work today about swingers.

 

What's it all about then?

 

Apparently there's a secret code of wearing a pineapple badge or placing a pineapple on your doorstep? Bit like halloween.

 

Also heard that back in the day, pampas grass growing in the front garden was a sign that you swing and hold parties.

 

Enlighten me with your knowledge GF.

[Anubis]

Like you don’t know. Fandango by name, fandango by nature.

[Captain Turdseye]

Fandango’s missus/ex missus is/was a brass. 
 

He knows all about swinging. He’s on here looking for fresh meat. 
 

PM’d. 

[Captain Turdseye]

The Louis Theroux swinging documentary is one of the all time greats. 

[TD_LFC]

[Clem H Fandango]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

The Louis Theroux swinging documentary is one of the all time greats. 

That truly was a thing of beauty. The look on Louis face when he's getting whipped. Priceless.

[Elite]

*Buys a pineapple badge and nips to Tesco*

[Trumo]

Imagine my surprise that it wasn't Captain Willard who started this thread.

[Arniepie]

5 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Judging from.the promotional vid I'd have a ruddy good time 

[Bjornebye]

Cupids in Swinton is an eye opener. Especially if you go with a fit girl who is just a friend. 

 

Town House on the Wirral is meant to be debauchery....... but I'd be too scared to bump into Strontz. 

 

Wouldn't do it with a missus though, fuck that. 

[Rushies tash]

There's a sordid little grief hole near me that purports to be 'an erotic venue'. Like fuck would we go there though.

[cloggypop]

There's a bar here that has swings as seats at the bar. They are a bit shit as obviously you can push yourself out but when you come back your knees hit the bar. Anyway, one 3 October which is festival here, I lose everyone else and wait here for them. By the time they arrive my shit joke of are you swingers to some out of town couple at the bar has been followed up with a long discussion and eventually unfollowed opportunities. 

[cloggypop]

Apparently Katwijk is rife for it. 

[Lee909]

Found out there was 3 or 4 brothels not far from where I live. Police raided one and there was a spate of armed robberies in the others a while back. A few weeks later I was walking past the the shops one was above, nexand a sign in a window of shop below offering a hot tub for sale. Hot tub one week, trip to the VD clinic the next

[littletedwest]

39 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Cupids in Swinton is an eye opener. Especially if you go with a fit girl who is just a friend. 

 

Town House on the Wirral is meant to be debauchery....... but I'd be too scared to bump into Strontz. 

 

Wouldn't do it with a missus though, fuck that. 

Remember there used be a brothel in Swinton. My mate was a fella who went there. Funny thing is he could take his pick of women. He went in his royal mail van. When he went back work somebody had drawn a picture of him saying "stop shagging whores Ben and pinned it up" 

 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Remember there used be a brothel in Swinton. My mate was a fella who went there. Funny thing is he could take his pick of women. He went in his royal mail van. When he went back work somebody had drawn a picture of him saying "stop shagging whores Ben and pinned it up" 

 

Hahaha. That Cupids is ace 

[littletedwest]

Was called World famous babes at time. He's now happily married but he was a rascal back in day.

 

[cloggypop]

24 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Found out there was 3 or 4 brothels not far from where I live. Police raided one and there was a spate of armed robberies in the others a while back. A few weeks later I was walking past the the shops one was above, nexand a sign in a window of shop below offering a hot tub for sale. Hot tub one week, trip to the VD clinic the next

Used to live directly opposite Hot Dreams

 

[cloggypop]

There was another one in the street behind. This was pretty much central Leiden. 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

There was another one in the street behind. This was pretty much central Leiden. 

Mate all they seem to do over there is get high, shag and cycle about laughing. No wonder you stayed there. 

[cloggypop]

Leiden is a nice quiet place though. It's why I'm here. Amsterdam is half an hour away on the train and a whole other world if you want it. 

 

Leiden is relatively tourist free, has the oldest university in the Netherlands, the oldest botanical gardens in Europe and ESTEC is just out of town. We are currently the first European City of Science. 

[cloggypop]

Katwijk though... 

[Captain Turdseye]

Apparently there’s a brothel in Runcorn Old Town above one of the shops in Regent Street. You go round the back and they let you in. 
 

I never knew this when I lived in Runcorn. I might have been tempted if I was pissed. Now that I know about it though, and I know of a few of the rotten fellas that go in there, I’m very much glad I never went to ‘share’ in their fun. 

[sir roger]

The Close we lived in when we first got married had allegedly been a hotbed of ' car key ' parties until one of the wives had left for one of the other husbands , and with the two families still living 50 yards apart it left a moody atmosphere over the place as people took sides ( kids banned from playing with other kids etc. ). My main observation at the time was that I had never been anywhere with more ugly people in the vicinity and that any videos of said goings on would require an Attenborough voice over.

[Captain Turdseye]

26 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Leiden is a nice quiet place though. It's why I'm here. Amsterdam is half an hour away on the train and a whole other world if you want it. 

 

Leiden is relatively tourist free, has the oldest university in the Netherlands, the oldest botanical gardens in Europe and ESTEC is just out of town. We are currently the first European City of Science. 

I’m in Amsterdam in April with my missus but she’ll get dead stoned and fall asleep early…