Shrewsbury (H) - FAC 3rd Rnd, Sun 9th Jan 2022 (2:00pm)

[Carvalho Diablo]

10 minutes ago, magicrat said:

I've got a dutch fella who makes infinitely more sense than Tyler

EN HET IS LIVE

[3 Stacks]

Konate and van Dijk both have not given a fuck at all. 

[dockers_strike]

I know there's blue in the oppos shirts but how the fuck can their keeper player in a yellow shirt as well even if it is florescent? Cambridge keeper at newcastle was the same with the outfield players wearing a darker shade.

[Jairzinho]

Premier Sports > Sky Sports and BT Sports. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Surprised to see Big Virg at all today tbh, thought we'd see Joey Gomez getting some badly needed minutes into his legs.

 

Where is he? Injured again?

 

Neco Williams too, not even on the bench. Off to Newcastle?

[Carvalho Diablo]

When did Del Boy become manager of Shrewsbury?

[Torvald Utne]

The passing numbers of the back 4 will be off the charts, well done lads you passed it across the back 3,564,552 times.

[Anubis]

Are we just going to pass it around in front of them, keeping it at 2-1, until they decide to have a go in the last 15 minutes?

[suzy]

Konate doing a Matip!

[Jairzinho]

Such a bad pass from Jones there. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

I think Dixon-Bonner has looked really poor.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I must be in the minority, but I'm finding these Premier Sports commentators tedious. From the Lawro school of being bored of life.

 

Studio punditry's good, mind.

[Jairzinho]

Move that fucking microphone. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

Such a bad pass from Jones there. 

He's just coasted around all match. I'd love to see him not settle for that and start demanding the ball.

 

So frustrating because he's clearly got so much more in him.

[dockers_strike]

Bobby on for Dixon Bonner.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

I’m doing my own commentary. I’m infinitely funnier than anyone on BT/Sky and my bantz with myself is way better.

[Jairzinho]

1 minute ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I must be in the minority, but I'm finding these Premier Sports commentators tedious. From the Lawro school of being bored of life.

 

Studio punditry's good, mind.

Do you prefer the alternative of Tyler, Neville and Carragher or McManaman and Savage? 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

I’m getting a mix of ‘fuck off you cunt’ and a hen party at the moment.

[Torvald Utne]

Bobby, mini and Jones should make this 5-1

[Jairzinho]

1 minute ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

I’m getting a mix of ‘fuck off you cunt’ and a hen party at the moment.

Yeah, they seem to have set up a microphone outside a taxi rank. 

[Torvald Utne]

2 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

I’m getting a mix of ‘fuck off you cunt’ and a hen party at the moment.

Some annoying bint cackling for the last 10 minutes (and a guy aggressively shouting SWITCH every so often)

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

Do you prefer the alternative of Tyler, Neville and Carragher or McManaman and Savage? 

I prefer a moody Arabic stream that I can't understand.

 

Pick your poison, really. There must be something in between excitable bellends and pub bores.

[suzy]

2 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

I’m getting a mix of ‘fuck off you cunt’ and a hen party at the moment.

I keep hearing a woman cackling 

[Jairzinho]

Just now, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I prefer a moody Arabic stream that I can't understand.

 

Pick your poison, really. There must be something in between excitable bellends and pub bores.

Yes, agreed. Although in defence of today's lot they are commentating on Shrewsbury v Liverpool under 14s.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I wish Taki would take those daft fucking gloves off, the soft cunt.

 

I have never seen anyone karate chop a brick in half wearing wooly fucking mittens ffs