Welcome to Liverpool Luis Diaz

[VladimirIlyich]

41 minutes ago, suzy said:

Has he not seen our training facilities? !

Yeah,we have hot water and electricity!

[TD_LFC]

55 minutes ago, suzy said:

Has he not seen our training facilities? !

Yeah bur does the Beer at Anfield pour from the bottom up?

[Anubis]

Ingenious. The Blues should try it…

 

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eromtoutegotdeenuoytuosihtdekrowuoyfi

• Yesterday at 9:46 AM

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Tomo said:

And so should it. We are a passive fanbase, Liverpool/United fans make their point. A half empty stadium with the remaining half booing the board and the message will be loud and clear. Protesting outside is pointless, that will be ignored.

A piss protest will do the job.

Everyone who turns up on match day drinks at least 2 litres of water before they enter. Boo and shout abuse at Levy and piss all over the stadium.

Piss on the stairs. Piss on the seats. Piss on the bar. Piss on the doors. Piss everywhere but in the toilet. That’s potentially 60,000 people pissing two litres of piss each. 120,000 litres of piss once every two weeks.

That should do the job.

[amli]

11 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Ingenious. The Blues should try it…

 

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• Yesterday at 9:46 AM

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Tomo said:

And so should it. We are a passive fanbase, Liverpool/United fans make their point. A half empty stadium with the remaining half booing the board and the message will be loud and clear. Protesting outside is pointless, that will be ignored.

A piss protest will do the job.

Everyone who turns up on match day drinks at least 2 litres of water before they enter. Boo and shout abuse at Levy and piss all over the stadium.

Piss on the stairs. Piss on the seats. Piss on the bar. Piss on the doors. Piss everywhere but in the toilet. That’s potentially 60,000 people pissing two litres of piss each. 120,000 litres of piss once every two weeks.

That should do the job.

 

They can buy Nappy Keita off us.

[m0e]

Before this signing, we essentially had to have the game won by the 70th minute, save for the rare Origi cameo.

 

We've now got the ability to inflict 90 minutes of pain.

 

[Scott_M]

43 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Ingenious. The Blues should try it…

 

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• Yesterday at 9:46 AM

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Tomo said:

And so should it. We are a passive fanbase, Liverpool/United fans make their point. A half empty stadium with the remaining half booing the board and the message will be loud and clear. Protesting outside is pointless, that will be ignored.

A piss protest will do the job.

Everyone who turns up on match day drinks at least 2 litres of water before they enter. Boo and shout abuse at Levy and piss all over the stadium.

Piss on the stairs. Piss on the seats. Piss on the bar. Piss on the doors. Piss everywhere but in the toilet. That’s potentially 60,000 people pissing two litres of piss each. 120,000 litres of piss once every two weeks.

That should do the job.

Didn’t know Frank Reynolds supported Spurs. 
 

What if that doesn’t work though? Throw their own faeces at the pitch? 

[El Rojo]

A few of us are meeting up later to scrape some barnacles from the side of John Henry’s yacht to say thanks for Diaz if anyone wants to pitch in. 

[El Dangerous]

18 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

A few of us are meeting up later to scrape some barnacles from the side of John Henry’s yacht to say thanks for Diaz if anyone wants to pitch in. 

I’m in but I’ll be mostly wanking on to Linda’s side of the bed.

[m0e]

Massive statement of intent. It's clear we had to move earlier than planned.

 

It's also clear he'll play on the left and maybe the centre.

 

We've now got 5 competing for 3 up top, with Minamino and Origi as last throws of the dice, if they stay.

 

I also believe the 57k a week wages. Suarez was on 30k a week when he joined from Ajax. The salaries outside the Premier league and the big 6 or whatever it is, are unbelievably low.

 

And the FSG/ Klopp model is: show your worth and you'll be rewarded quickly.

 

I'm buzzing about this, and anyone who isn't is a bad mef.

[an tha]

9 minutes ago, m0e said:

 

 

I'm buzzing about this, and anyone who isn't is a bad mef.

When it's deffo done yeah.

 

I've got this feeling that we may sign him and he'll stay at Porto until end of season...hope i am wrong like but just feel it will be case.

[Bjornebye]

Colombian as well so he’ll feel right at home in Kirkby. 

[Scott_M]

7 minutes ago, an tha said:

When it's deffo done yeah.

 

I've got this feeling that we may sign him and he'll stay at Porto until end of season...hope i am wrong like but just feel it will be case.

I’d only assume this will happen if we can’t get the medical etc done in time.

 

I’d be surprised if we didn’t get it all over the line by Monday. 

[El Rojo]

With the lads returning from Africa, this signing and Elliott and Thiago, we’ll have a ridiculous squad in a week or two. 

[El Rojo]

11 minutes ago, an tha said:

When it's deffo done yeah.

 

I've got this feeling that we may sign him and he'll stay at Porto until end of season...hope i am wrong like but just feel it will be case.

Wouldn’t be the end of the world. Every indication is he’ll arrive now anyway. 

[an tha]

7 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Wouldn’t be the end of the world. Every indication is he’ll arrive now anyway. 

Agree won't be end of world.

 

I am thinking we may loan him back as a part of agreeing a slightly lower fee than they want....

[Butch]

Any photos of the cunt leaning yet 

[Anubis]

I love the smell of self-delusion in the morning. A superb ezample of managing your own expectations on the Diaz thread on Spurscommunity.

 

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Maybe us biding for Diaz was a gambit on our part to flush out Liverpool. Ornstein reckons Diaz may not have been our number one choice. Hercules alluded that we maybe interested in a Premier League player. Maybe it’s one Liverpool are interested in(Raphinha or Bowen? both better for us as they play on the right). By bidding for Diaz we are making them choose which one they want which leaves us in the clear for the other as it’s unlikely they can buy 2 in the same window. The clubs lockdown may be is tied to this as they don’t want the PL players fans aware they’re going to buy one of their star men , protest and nix the deal. Just a thought.

Just seen WHU are going to bid for Raphinha. We should be all over this. Right sided forward, scores goals, makes assists take a decant free kick. It’s criminal negligence if we overlook him if Leeds are willing to sell.

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Ingenious. The Blues should try it…

 

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• Yesterday at 9:46 AM

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Tomo said:

And so should it. We are a passive fanbase, Liverpool/United fans make their point. A half empty stadium with the remaining half booing the board and the message will be loud and clear. Protesting outside is pointless, that will be ignored.

A piss protest will do the job.

Everyone who turns up on match day drinks at least 2 litres of water before they enter. Boo and shout abuse at Levy and piss all over the stadium.

Piss on the stairs. Piss on the seats. Piss on the bar. Piss on the doors. Piss everywhere but in the toilet. That’s potentially 60,000 people pissing two litres of piss each. 120,000 litres of piss once every two weeks.

That should do the job.

Sounds like someone just wants a pervy piss party.

 

...and then, to really hammer the point home, we wank each other off whilst covered in piss. That'll show 'em. Who's with me?

[joe_fishfish]

If you look at this lad's stats and the way he plays, he's a goalscorer. Bags of pace, likes to stay in goalscoring positions, looks to go past defenders and get shots off. He doesn't press much, he doesn't assist much, he doesn't get involved in the buildup much.

 

I don't think there's a manager in world football who can improve a player as much as Klopp can, and if our scouting and coaching teams reckon they can get Diaz more involved in the pressing and possession game, then fair fucks, I wouldn't disagree with them.

 

But to me it looks like this lad could be the Salah replacement for the front three. Flip the front three round, have the left sided player further forward, use someone who's more of a midfielder on the other side, like the role Mane plays now, but on the right. Could be Bowen, Raphinha, Elliott maybe, even Mane himself.

[Jose Jones]

7 minutes ago, joe_fishfish said:

If you look at this lad's stats and the way he plays, he's a goalscorer. Bags of pace, likes to stay in goalscoring positions, looks to go past defenders and get shots off. He doesn't press much, he doesn't assist much, he doesn't get involved in the buildup much.

 

I don't think there's a manager in world football who can improve a player as much as Klopp can, and if our scouting and coaching teams reckon they can get Diaz more involved in the pressing and possession game, then fair fucks, I wouldn't disagree with them.

 

But to me it looks like this lad could be the Salah replacement for the front three. Flip the front three round, have the left sided player further forward, use someone who's more of a midfielder on the other side, like the role Mane plays now, but on the right. Could be Bowen, Raphinha, Elliott maybe, even Mane himself.

Down with this sort of thing.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Hope he is clinical. Love Mane to bits but he does miss so many of the easier chances, a lot in our team do to be fair we often don't even hit the target. Being sloppy in front of goal has cost us a few times, thankfully we create a lot but it would be great if we really start being more clinical. Every team would say that though I suppose.

[Jose Jones]

We had 3 years of Sadio being absolutely phenomenal, he’s just been down a level the last two for whatever reason (he’s been better this season than last). 

[El Rojo]

3 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Hope he is clinical. Love Mane to bits but he does miss so many of the easier chances, a lot in our team do to be fair we often don't even hit the target. Being sloppy in front of goal has cost us a few times, thankfully we create a lot but it would be great if we really start being more clinical. Every team would say that though I suppose.

Best thing about Sadio is that he keeps plugging away. Other players would let the misses affect them and lay it off earlier to someone else or hide a bit, but that isn’t him. He’s scored plenty of important goals this season too - I don’t think he’s as wasteful as we sometime make him out to be. 

[joe_fishfish]

Saw a good stat the other day about Mane - at home he's a good finisher, but if you look at away performances only he's one of the most wasteful players around. Can certainly think of some absolutely shocking misses from him on the road this season.

[JohnnyH]

Announce the cunt.