The Apprentice 2022

[Red_or_Dead]

On 07/01/2022 at 17:42, Bjornebye said:

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This one is the best.

 

Although the PM from task one is probably pure filth in the sack.  State of her knees in that other photo must surely means she loves a gobble.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

The weekly cunt off has just started. 

[Bjornebye]

3 of them 3! Have mis-spelt Arctic. ARTIC 

 

Fuck me

[Rushies tash]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

3 of them 3! Have mis-spelt Arctic. ARTIC 

 

Fuck me

Increasingly in this country, intelligence seems to come a distant second to being a pushy, aggressive, mouthy cunt.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

Increasingly in this country, intelligence seems to come a distant second to being a pushy, aggressive, mouthy cunt.

I can't believe what I'm watching here. Sugar is going to fucking muller them. 

[Rushies tash]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

I can't believe what I'm watching here. Sugar is going to fucking muller them. 

Ha ha, they're not only being pulled on the spelling of 'Arctic', but the fact that there are no penguins there either! Fuckwits. Of course, they're trying to bullshit their way out of it as well.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

Ha ha, they're not only being pulled on the spelling of 'Arctic', but the fact that there are no penguins there either! Fuckwits. Of course, they're trying to bullshit their way out of it as well.

As soon as they came up with the name I said to my bird I guarantee they have penguins in it. 

[Bjornebye]

Team leader on 'Artic' is gorgeous 

[Rushies tash]

This is always the best part of the programme. Watching these cunts desperately trying to fuck each other over in an effort to get the other 'fired'. I've had the misfortune to work with people like this.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Rushies tash said:

This is always the best part of the programme. Watching these cunts desperately trying to fuck each other over in an effort to get the other 'fired'. I've had the misfortune to work with people like this.

They better not bin the team leader. I think jaws might be gone. 

[Bjornebye]

Good, I'm glad she's gone she was a bully. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

10 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

3 of them 3! Have mis-spelt Arctic. ARTIC 

 

Fuck me

I'm convinced it's staged,  this would never happen.

[Curly]

12 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

3 of them 3! Have mis-spelt Arctic. ARTIC 

 

Fuck me

Perhaps they work in transport and their muscle memory kicked in…

[Curly]

2 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

I'm convinced it's staged,  this would never happen.

Yeah, and me. When there’s something Karen Brady is shaking her head at dramatically in the background of a conversation, then she speaks to the camera on it, and it could be a totally obscure point, and the buyers at the pitch will always bring it up, almost word for fucking word.

 

Alan Sugar is alright when he’s talking naturally, but those scripted jokes are fucking terrible. Almost as bad as the sycophantic laughter that goes with them.

[Bjornebye]

46 minutes ago, Belarus said:

Yeah, and me. When there’s something Karen Brady is shaking her head at dramatically in the background of a conversation, then she speaks to the camera on it, and it could be a totally obscure point, and the buyers at the pitch will always bring it up, almost word for fucking word.

 

Alan Sugar is alright when he’s talking naturally, but those scripted jokes are fucking terrible. Almost as bad as the sycophantic laughter that goes with them.

Nah I don’t think it’s scripted and a wrongly spelt word and detail around penguins in the Arctic are hardly small things to pick up on.

I honestly think they are genuinely that thick that they just didn’t notice. The quality of contestants has got worse year after year but I suppose it makes for good entertainment. No doubt many of those thick twats go on to become millionaires of course. 
 

I do love it though although Claude is a big miss. 

[sir roger]

I think general knowledge is dying fast , the school curriculum being aimed solely at passing exams means that a lot of kids are not introduced to anything outside of that bubble. Add in the artificial self-confidence brought on by reality tv etc and you end up with these know-nothing , know-alls.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Belarus said:

Yeah, and me. When there’s something Karen Brady is shaking her head at dramatically in the background of a conversation, then she speaks to the camera on it, and it could be a totally obscure point, and the buyers at the pitch will always bring it up, almost word for fucking word.

 

Alan Sugar is alright when he’s talking naturally, but those scripted jokes are fucking terrible. Almost as bad as the sycophantic laughter that goes with them.

His delivery is painful, it's like watching a man come around from anaesthetic.

 

"The UK bread industry. Is worth around £1 billion annually. Now that's a lot of dough."

 

*titters and fake smiles all round*

[TD_LFC]

How does that Akshay fella keep surviving?

 

Takes me an takes me 80 minutes to watch a 60 minute episode of this shit because I have to keep pausing it to recover from the cringe.

[Red_or_Dead]

At least the eye candy that is Sophie didn't get booted, but fucking hell those errors!

 

 

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

At least the eye candy that is Sophie didn't get booted, but fucking hell those errors!

 

 

Cracking Bristols 

[bigthrusts]

 

 

Right person went last night, finally. 

[Bjornebye]

Just caught up on last night. I'm glad the one who got fired did. The fitties are still alive. This is easily the worst bunch of candidates I've seen on it. 

[TD_LFC]

Every reality style show ends up like that though, first few series you get the people doing it for the experience and by the end it's full of people looking to get famous off the back of it.

 

It's less about the business now and more about what brand deals they can get afterwards.

 

I bet every one of these fuckers has a YouTube channel/tiktok, instagram.

[KMD7]

They've been tasked with creating a driverless car tonight. Should be good.

 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

That was painful to watch. They have a task about cars, and the girls vote for their mate to be PM because she likes interior design. Pinks seats and a karaoke machine, fucking hell.

 

Impressed by Nick's invisibility though, I reckon he could get fired and no one would notice for a week or two.