The Apprentice 2022

[Bjornebye]

Anyone watch this last night?

 

Just started it now, what's with the walks?! 

 

I hate the lad in the yellow waistcoat already. The utter bastard 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Anyone watch this last night?

 

Just started it now, what's with the walks?! 

 

I hate the lad in the yellow waistcoat already. The utter bastard 

Are you doing a thread for the 2022 series too? 

 

Sorry. 

 

Not really. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Are you doing a thread for the 2022 series too? 

 

Sorry. 

 

Not really. 

Haha fuck off I'm not well 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

But, yes, I watched it. 

 

The lads team were absolutely awful in the advertising challenge. Literally everything about it sucked arse. The logo, the name, the logo not having the name. 

 

The girls team weren't much better. Bouji cruises. The tagline was like the 'live, laugh, love' of cruises. The bit with the green screen was funny. The PM on the girls team is quite hot, but a bossy so and so. The woman in the hijab, I thought she was mute during the challenge itself. She literally stood around and contributed fuck all. 

 

I hate them all already and they all look very shit. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

But, yes, I watched it. 

 

The lads team were absolutely awful in the advertising challenge. Literally everything about it sucked arse. The logo, the name, the logo not having the name. 

 

The girls team weren't much better. Bouji cruises. The tagline was like the 'live, laugh, love' of cruises. The bit with the green screen was funny. The PM on the girls team is quite hot, but a bossy so and so. The woman in the hijab, I thought she was mute during the challenge itself. She literally stood around and contributed fuck all. 

 

I hate them all already and they all look very shit. 

The RAF lad looks like he wants to flatten the team leader already. So do I. 

 

 

The girls sub team leader (American woman) is a bastard 

[manwiththestick]

They're all utter deluded dickheads.

 

That fella kicked off at the end, "Well, yeah this is not the end of me, you'll see, in five years time I'll be listed in the Forbes rich list"

 

Of course you will.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, manwiththestick said:

They're all utter deluded dickheads.

 

That fella kicked off at the end, "Well, yeah this is not the end of me, you'll see, in five years time I'll be listed in the Forbes rich list"

 

Of course you will.

So the girls win this task.. nice one 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

So the girls win this task.. nice one 

Well you should just watch it instead of being on your phone in a thread about the show at the same time.

 

Table cloth.

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Nelly-Torres said:

I hate them all already and they all look very shit. 

Yep, brilliant isn't it. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Well you should just watch it instead of being on your phone in a thread about the show at the same time.

 

Table cloth.

I was on my laptop you fucking logo 

 

 

 

Anyway, the Irish fella for the win. 

 

Totty stakes.... In order top to bottom 

 

 

 

[manwiththestick]

The danger shag American at the bottom of the pile? 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, manwiththestick said:

The danger shag American at the bottom of the pile? 

Personality goes a long way.....

 

....or in her case the wrong way. She's a twat. They all are to be fair but to stand out as a twat amongst twats is impressive 

[TD_LFC]

Where the fuck do they find these people.

 

The 'People think i'm deluded and that's my strength' guy and 'I'm the est of everything' twat can both get in the bin.

[manwiththestick]

1 minute ago, TD_LFC said:

Where the fuck do they find these people.

LinkedIn.

[Furmedge]

Not seen it for a few years but lashed it on last night. Big fan of the girls PM. So much so I told my wife who was sat next to me that it was a travesty the PM didn't get in her bikini for the promo video.

[TD_LFC]

34 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

LinkedIn.

Ah the "I wake up at 4am, drink a double espresso, work out and start answering emails at 6am" crowd.

 

I'm struggling to watch it, it's triggering my second-hand embarrassment.

 

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, TD_LFC said:

Ah the "I wake up at 4am, drink a double espresso, work out and start answering emails at 6am" crowd.

 

I'm struggling to watch it, it's triggering my second-hand embarrassment.

 

To be fair I woke up at 4am for a piss last night , so I might be on next year.

 

[Strontium]

On 07/01/2022 at 19:21, Furmedge said:

Big fan of the girls PM. So much so I told my wife who was sat next to me that it was a travesty the PM didn't get in her bikini for the promo video.

 

Agreed.

 

[Preston Red]

I'd just fire the lot into the sun.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

[TD_LFC]

Still a long way to go to beat that Luisa Zissman wrong-un from a years ago.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

She’s outstanding that Luisa. 
 

Decent bit of self love on porn hub and all so I’m told. 

[Bjornebye]

On 07/01/2022 at 17:42, Bjornebye said:

I was on my laptop you fucking logo 

 

 

 

Anyway, the Irish fella for the win. 

 

Totty stakes.... In order top to bottom 

 

 

 

Just caught up on last nights and number 2 is now number 1 by a country mile. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

It takes me ages to watch an episode of this, as I keep pausing out of sheer embarrassment for the deluded twats. Those pitches are tough viewing.

[KMD7]

Sugar may be a cunt but he's brilliant in this. Great telly.