Golf - 2022

[Code]

28 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Cameron Smith flying here 

He need to come down quickly. 
 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Code said:

He need to come down quickly. 

Hovland picking up mate but yeah Smiths off here 

[Code]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Hovland picking up mate but yeah Smiths off here 

Yes, Smiths putting has been sensational. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Code said:

Yes, Smiths putting has been sensational. 

He's not been teeing great though and the winds picking up. 

[Code]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He's not been teeing great though and the winds picking up. 

Suddenly it looks interesting.

 

 

[Code]

Its really heating up here now.

 

 

 

[Code]

Not sure, but I think Smith has had 43 one putts this tournament, thats just out if this World.

 

Now he might fuck it all up also.

 

This was a bit interesting though, not sure who was right.

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Code said:

Not sure, but I think Smith has had 43 one putts this tournament, thats just out if this World.

 

Now he might fuck it all up also.

 

This was a bit interesting though, not sure who was right.

 

 

 

Yanks are proper shit bags. I'd just say "yeah drop wherever you want" and get on with it. 

[George Costanza]

Some shot by Smith to rescue a bogey on 18.  Hate his mullet & ratty tache but his shot on 17 deserves to win it. 

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, George Costanza said:

Some shot by Smith to rescue a bogey on 18.  Hate his mullet & ratty tache but his shot on 17 deserves to win it. 

He looks like a young skinny Steven Avery. 

[Bjornebye]

Deserved 

[George Costanza]

He's come close & done well in a few majors so fair play he's managed to win a big one.  Still needs a shave & a haircut though.  Its the Todd Hamiltons of this world that kind of annoy me but that is golf.  Anyone can have the 4 days of their lives & win the biggest competitions. 

[Code]

His putting really was something else, think he set a new record for one putts during a tournament by some margin as well. 

[Brownie]

Am I the only one who roots against Viktor because of @Code?

[Captain Turdseye]

Never done a golf match-play acca before, until last night. Cantlay, the shit cunt, was 1up with 2 to play but ended up losing the par 3 17th. 
 

 

Would have returned £83 and I turned down a cash out value of £58. Cunt. 
 

Not to worry though, only one leg losing means I get the tenner back as a free bet for tonight. BANKER. 
 

 

 

And then a hybrid half golf/half f**ty bet. 
 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Sweden. Pure and utter cunts. 
 

Maybe tomorrow. 

[lebron]

Finally Masters week! 

 

My boy Jordan to take home the spoils. 16/1 seems extremely generous given his history at Augusta and his ballstriking display this weekend. He's been woeful with the putter lately, let's hope the fast greens there put him out of his misery.

[Captain Turdseye]

I was gonna go to the last day of the golf today, courtesy of @Bjornebye. 
 

Got myself up, dressed, ready to go, picked my mate up, and headed for the petrol station to grab a can of Red Bull. 
 

Got to the roundabout and the clutch in my car went. Gutted. Managed to crawl home in 3rd gear and let my car roll backwards into its space. My mate had to walk home and Stig was lucky enough to get a morning FaceTime from me. 

I should be grateful that it happened close to home and not on the M6, but it’s still a pisser. 
 

Anybody who fancies a trip to the Belfry today, send me a PM and I’ll pass on the two tickets. 
 

Worried about getting to Villa on Tuesday now. I need that clutch fixed ASAP. 
 

I’m going to the pub today as soon as it opens. 
 

Twat. 

[Gnasher]

Hit one in the rough.

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

We'll keep the red flag flying here, 

 

 

This is the golf thread, you twerp. 

[Gnasher]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

This is the golf thread, you twerp. 

Oh fuck.I've had to cancel my leader.

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I was gonna go to the last day of the golf today, courtesy of @Bjornebye. 
 

Got myself up, dressed, ready to go, picked my mate up, and headed for the petrol station to grab a can of Red Bull. 
 

Got to the roundabout and the clutch in my car went. Gutted. Managed to crawl home in 3rd gear and let my car roll backwards into its space. My mate had to walk home and Stig was lucky enough to get a morning FaceTime from me. 

I should be grateful that it happened close to home and not on the M6, but it’s still a pisser. 
 

Anybody who fancies a trip to the Belfry today, send me a PM and I’ll pass on the two tickets. 
 

Worried about getting to Villa on Tuesday now. I need that clutch fixed ASAP. 
 

I’m going to the pub today as soon as it opens. 
 

Twat. 

Yeah that FaceTime was just what I wanted to wake up. Shame you can’t go but make sure you at least go the pub. Ill

let you know next time she wins something. 

[lebron]

Sooooo....

 

Anyone as annoyed as I am with the reportedly massive number of players on the DP World and PGA tour reportedly jumping ship to the Saudi money league?

 

 

[lifetime fan]

Disappointed, angry, pissed off? Yeah. 
 

Surprised? Not in the fucking slightest. 

[Captain Turdseye]

PGA Week. That means one thing and one thing only. I’ve put loads of shit bets on.