Golf - 2022

[Captain Turdseye]

New year, new start. The Sentry Tournament of Champions kicks off today. Small field and wide open betting wise because nobody really knows how each player is hitting the ball after the mini-break.
 

Still, there’s expected to be a low score for the four days. I read somewhere the other day that 24-26 under par could be the number. 
 

Anyone that comes out with the putter hot has a chance so it’s worth looking at outsiders for e/w bets. In the last ten years this has been won by the usual group. DJ x 2, JT x 2, Spieth, etc. Paddy Power are paying six places, so that’s where I’ve taken my hefty outsiders. 
 

 

 

 

All of these lucky, lucky bastards are starting the new year with a fun weekend in Hawaii and a guarantee of loads of money. 

[Bjornebye]

Negged for betting on that bald cunt Cink. 

[sir roger]

Too big a field and no form to go on , so might have a look after the cut and give myself a couple of interest bets.

[Captain Turdseye]

45 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Too big a field and no form to go on , so might have a look after the cut and give myself a couple of interest bets.

I’m not sure there is a cut, Rog. There’s only 30 odd players. 
 

The time to get big value on outsiders is now. 

[VladimirIlyich]

58 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Negged for betting on that bald cunt Cink. 

Did he cost you money?

[Captain Turdseye]

@dave u and anyone else wanting to get involved.. @sir roger… 

 

Fancy a little betting contest throughout the year? No money on the line on the forum but post screenshots of bets before the tourneys start (or at the cut, Friday night/Saturday morning) being honest about ones that have lost, and keep track of everyone’s + or - total. 
 

I don’t bet on golf every week and I only do small bets. I know some of you are the same. Pick & choose your own events and get the screenshots up. Maybe you’ll be the only one having a flutter on certain events. Could be an interesting idea….

 

The final event allowed will be the Hero World Challenge which I think is in December. 

 

 

At the moment I stand at -£10 due to my two bets above. A tenner is more than I’d usually put on. 
 

 

The winner gets all the pride and adulation they deserve. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Keep posting the diaries and stuff please, Dave. 

[sir roger]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m not sure there is a cut, Rog. There’s only 30 odd players. 
 

The time to get big value on outsiders is now. 

Hadn't realised it was a small field , nipped on and had £6 in an account , so put 4 x £1.50 to win on

Na 66/1, Homa 80/1 , Davis 100/1 and Grace 125/1

[Captain Turdseye]

Turdseye = -£10

Sir Rog = -£6

[sir roger]

5 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Turdseye = -£10

Sir Rog = -£6

Fuck sake , meant to put my money on Cameron Smith , who the fuck in the whole of Australia is Cameron Davis ?

[Captain Turdseye]

Haha!

[sir roger]

He'd better fucking not.

 

Deve's boy or not.

[VladimirIlyich]

27 minutes ago, sir roger said:

He'd better fucking not.

 

Deve's boy or not.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

On 06/01/2022 at 12:37, Captain Turdseye said:

New year, new start. The Sentry Tournament of Champions kicks off today. Small field and wide open betting wise because nobody really knows how each player is hitting the ball after the mini-break.
 

Still, there’s expected to be a low score for the four days. I read somewhere the other day that 24-26 under par could be the number. 
 

Anyone that comes out with the putter hot has a chance so it’s worth looking at outsiders for e/w bets. In the last ten years this has been won by the usual group. DJ x 2, JT x 2, Spieth, etc. Paddy Power are paying six places, so that’s where I’ve taken my hefty outsiders. 
 

 

 

 

All of these lucky, lucky bastards are starting the new year with a fun weekend in Hawaii and a guarantee of loads of money. 

 

The baldy fella, Stig’s mate, is right in with a shot at the places. If he can grab 6th on his own I’ll net £100 or so. 
 

 

 

 

 

Sir Roger fucked up. He fucked up badly. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I’m not watching it because I’m stuck in bed with the Rona but JT is -4 through the first five holes today and he’s up to -9. Seems like there’s scores to be made out there today. 

[sir roger]

49 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

The baldy fella, Stig’s mate, is right in with a shot at the places. If he can grab 6th on his own I’ll net £100 or so. 
 

 

 

 

 

Sir Roger fucked up. He fucked up badly. 

Serves me right betting half asleep after midnight on a tiny I Phone 5 with a scuffed screen. Still avoiding Dave's death glare and hoping Smith collapses.

[Captain Turdseye]

31 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Serves me right betting half asleep after midnight on a tiny I Phone 5 with a scuffed screen. Still avoiding Dave's death glare and hoping Smith collapses.

Cink bogeyed the first. This is what happens when I post bets on here. 
 

Anyone joining this little contest should tank me easily. It’s just a matter of how much I lose. 

[sir roger]

'Mon Big Jon

[Captain Turdseye]

Need Cink to score a 62 or something to sneak into the top 6. 

[dave u]

I bet on Cam every tournament he was in since, what, April? Got out of the habit in recent weeks when golf shut down so it slipped my mind. So of course he goes and wins.

[Bjornebye]

On 06/01/2022 at 13:42, VladimirIlyich said:

Did he cost you money?

Yeah when he beat Tom Watson in that play off at The Open years back. To be fair he just won, it was Watson that lost it but his shiny bonce reminds me of that day so I hate him. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Turdseye = -£10

Rog = -£6

 

 

Good start. 

[sir roger]

I think Smith should give me half of the difference berween 1st and 2nd prize money , as there is no way he would have won if I had bet on him correctly.

[Captain Turdseye]

[Captain Turdseye]

Obviously Poulter just had to geg in on it, the attention seeking twat.