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Let them eat cake


Captain Willard
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42 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

I couldn’t find a cake thread probably because this isn’t Mums net. Anyway I bought this from the German Milf who runs our local cafe. Going to be have a proper wedge tonight in front of a log fire with a decent red wine and the Wheeler Dealers Christmas special. Living the dream. 

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Where's the beans?

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2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

I couldn’t find a cake thread probably because this isn’t Mums net. Anyway I bought this from the German Milf who runs our local cafe. Going to be have a proper wedge tonight in front of a log fire with a decent red wine and the Wheeler Dealers Christmas special. Living the dream. 

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Nooooo! Dont watch WD! That fat cunt brewer stabbed Edd in the back, Much better watching Edd's You Tube channel. He even has Paul working with him now.

 

 

Enjoy the cake!

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I’ve just got back from the MILF thread where I could find no photo of the German you tease us with on here.

 

A couple of crimes to contend with.

 

1. No photo of an attractive mother of German origin.

 

2. A new cake thread which is similar to over egging the pudding.

 

My Christmas is now ruined. 

 

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2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

I couldn’t find a cake thread probably because this isn’t Mums net. Anyway I bought this from the German Milf who runs our local cafe. Going to be have a proper wedge tonight in front of a log fire with a decent red wine and the Wheeler Dealers Christmas special. Living the dream. 

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That looks lovely. I love cake, but I can't have it any more because of diabetes, something which hurts me greatly, so thanks for that.

You sir are a cunt.

 

Have a large slice for me.

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1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’ve just got back from the MILF thread where I could find no photo of the German you tease us with on here.

 

A couple of crimes to contend with.

 

1. No photo of an attractive mother of German origin.

 

2. A new cake thread which is similar to over egging the pudding.

 

My Christmas is now ruined. 

 

I’m struggling to see how I could get a picture of her but I will make it a new year resolution. That and to spend more time searching for old threads before starting new ones. Anyway, happy Christmas and here to a resumption of next doors parties in 2022. 

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6 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

I’m struggling to see how I could get a picture of her but I will make it a new year resolution. That and to spend more time searching for old threads before starting new ones. Anyway, happy Christmas and here to a resumption of next doors parties in 2022. 

Just tell her a forum full of discerning gentlemen are well into MILFs and you need a pic, preferably in lingerie, to keep up your internet rep. Sure that'll work.

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8 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Just tell her a forum full of discerning gentlemen are well into MILFs and you need a pic, preferably in lingerie, to keep up your internet rep. Sure that'll work.

Yes I can see that. Here’s my first stab at the script

 

“hello, I shared a picture of that lovely cake you sold me with a bunch of complete strangers on the internet and they have asked for photo of you baking apple strudel in just your pants”.
 

What could possibly go wrong ? 

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12 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Yes I can see that. Here’s my first stab at the script

 

“hello, I shared a picture of that lovely cake you sold me with a bunch of complete strangers on the internet and they have asked for photo of you baking apple strudel in just your pants”.
 

What could possibly go wrong ? 

But that's not what you done is it? What you actually done is shared a picture of a cake from a person you described as a German Milf from our local cafe. With all due respect nobody wants to see the top of a cake, they want the milf. 

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20 minutes ago, John102 said:

People eat cake with red wine?

 

My mind is blown. A cup of tea in our house.

 

Do you have any other strange combos? Do you dip your biscuits into a gravy boat?

I think Christmas cake and a decent claret is legitimate. A lot of people on here like beans with fried eggs, now that’s perverse. Anyway happy Christmas. 

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27 minutes ago, No2 said:

But that's not what you done is it? What you actually done is shared a picture of a cake from a person you described as a German Milf from our local cafe. With all due respect nobody wants to see the top of a cake, they want the milf. 

It’s Christmas, you don’t always get what you want. Happy Christmas anyway. 

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30 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

I'm just about to eat this but it's borderline whether it belongs on this thread; it has cake in it, you would even consider it cake-based.

 

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What’s the weird brown stick poking up to the left of the leaf ? Are you using a cake thread (one of 1000s apparently) to post dick pictures ? Happy Christmas anyway. 

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