Featured: That was the Week that Was (Dec 13-17 2021)

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Monday Dec 13:

 

We should have been playing Salzburg but instead we’ve got Inter because Man United fucking ruined the draw for everyone. Pricks. Sure, UEFA are also to blame but it would be United’s ball in the wrong pot wouldn’t it. Wankers.

 

Anyway, the whole thing had to be redrawn against because Atletico didn’t like the fact they draw Bayern and complained it wasn’t fair because when Bayern was drawn out, United wasn’t in there and that meant Atleti had no chance to draw United, which wasn’t fair because that’s an easier game than Bayern.

 

So the whole thing got redone and Atleti ended up with United after all. They better fucking beat them now after causing all this shit. Salzburg would have been great for us as they’re like a Diet Coke version of us and they would have tried to beat us at our own game. 

 

Now we have Inter who I know nothing about other than that they’re below Milan in the table and Milan lost to our second string. So it should be straightforward enough.

 

Meanwhile, Everton are in utter chaos at the moment. They lost 3-1 at Palace yesterday and the fans were kicking off at Rafa after he subbed Richarlison. “fat Spanish waiter” and “red and white shite” got an airing from the away end. In typical Rafa fashion, the player he brought on in what looked like a crazy swap went on to score, but it was all in vain.

 

Anyway, as it’s all kicking off in their fan base Calvert-Lewin posted this on his insta….

 

 

I’m picturing the EFC press officer seeing that and furiously giving it the Jonah Hill “cut” gesture while cursing “not now Dom, fucks sake lad, not now”.

 

 

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[alles ist gut]

Top, top “tell FIFPRO it’s not 2016 any more” analysis there, Dave.

[Arnaud]

I think we should some extra «That was the week that was » after yesterday’s fuck up which was clearly inspired by UEFA !

[dave u]

"Technical error"

[Razoray]

Aguero did score against us a lot of the time - well maybe <50% of the time - didn't he never score at Anfield? 

[rb14]

No anti-Mo conspiracy there at all. The other strikers selected are all far, far superior. The real shocker is that Sir Slobberchops has been left out. 

[StevieMax]

On 18/12/2021 at 22:05, dave u said:

"Technical error"

"Clear and Obvious Error"