Alternative 'rona thread

[Pureblood]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

But you obviously do, otherwise you’d have mentioned it.  Or is it lying by omission?  
 

My knees are fucked though, you know what the specialist said did them in? Years of keeping wicket, in a team, with actual other people. 

[s(k)aturation]

1 minute ago, Rico1304 said:

But you obviously do, otherwise you’d have mentioned it.  Or is it lying by omission?  
 

My knees are fucked though, you know what the specialist said did them in? Years of keeping wicket, in a team, with actual other people. 

 

Gentlemen vs Players?

 

 

[Pureblood]

13 hours ago, TK-421 said:

I don't have a practising certificate, but I'm still on the roll.  That's how it works if you no longer practise.  You are painfully, painfully stupid.  Pot-bellied Tory twat. 

If only I'd clarified this earlier.

 

 

[Rico1304]

6 minutes ago, TK-421 said:

If only I'd clarified this earlier.

 

 

Why did you have to do that champ?  Because you were caught in a lie.  You aren’t a solicitor are you?  You’re a non practicing solicitor.  Like I’m a non-playing wicket keeper.  
 

It’s funny because all those years keeping wicket gave me something of an insight into bowlers.  

[Pureblood]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

Why did you have to do that champ?  Because you were caught in a lie.  You aren’t a solicitor are you?  You’re a non practicing solicitor.  Like I’m a non-playing wicket keeper.  
 

It’s funny because all those years keeping wicket gave me something of an insight into bowlers.  

I am a solicitor (non practising). 

 

Here's some legal advice - you're a fucking cunt. 

[s(k)aturation]

 

Would there were non-posting posters.

[Clem H Fandango]

File monkey in an office more like.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

18 minutes ago, TK-421 said:

lol, like I give a shit.

 

Mind the old knobbly knees, alcoholic cripple. 

You looked so in shape in your bowling video no wonder the old Eastern Block ladies cannot resist you.

[Pureblood]

Here's an anthem for Rico (fun fact, nerd fans - it's Porkins the failed X-Wing pilot from Star Wars).

 

 

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

You looked so in shape in your bowling video no wonder the old Eastern Block ladies cannot resist you.

It's Eastern Bloc, you thick old cuuuuuuuuuuuuunt. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, Clem H Fandango said:

File monkey in an office more like.

I think he was doing property transactions - charging a fortune to spend weeks filling in a form. Nice work if you can get it and it doesn't even require any understanding of how criminal law works.

[Captain Willard]

I’m going to level with you guys, this is a hard thread to masturbate to and God knows I’ve tried,

[AngryOfTuebrook]

All this laughing at Rico's knees is a return to form. 

 

Cunt's gotta cunt.

[Clem H Fandango]

1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I think he was doing property transactions - charging a fortune to spend weeks filling in a form. Nice work if you can get it and it doesn't even require any understanding of how criminal law works.

I would say delusions of grandeur and that he was a file monkey and nothing more.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, TK-421 said:

It's Eastern Bloc, you thick old cuuuuuuuuuuuuunt. 

Oooh big win for you bet you’re rubbing your nipples virgin.

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I think he was doing property transactions - charging a fortune to spend weeks filling in a form. Nice work if you can get it and it doesn't even require any understanding of how criminal law works.

Conveyancing is not lucrative.  It's almost exclusively fixed fee and has to be done in volume to generate profit. 

 

It's high risk, low reward, stressful, long hours and the clients (you) are hard work.  

[Pureblood]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

All this laughing at Rico's knees is a return to form. 

 

Cunt's gotta cunt.

Yeah, I should be nice to him.  He's ever so nice to me, and the forum as a whole.  Such a nice, wholesome guy*.

 

*legal disclaimer - he's a potbellied Tory cunt

[bossy]

I solicit.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

15 minutes ago, Pureblood said:

Yeah, I should be nice to him.  He's ever so nice to me, and the forum as a whole.  Such a nice, wholesome guy*.

 

*legal disclaimer - he's a potbellied Tory cunt

He takes the piss out of your bowling (which you posted on here for comments) and your opinions: those things are fair game.  Ailments, injuries, family tragedies, etc. are not fair game. 

 

Non-cunts understand this stuff instinctively.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just now, AngryOfTuebrook said:

He takes the piss out of your bowling (which you posted on here for comments) and your opinions: those things are fair game.  Ailments, injuries, family tragedies, etc. are not fair game. 

 

Non-cunts understand this stuff instinctively.

All he has sitting behind a screen, fucking shithouse rat that he is.

[Rico1304]

5 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

He takes the piss out of your bowling (which you posted on here for comments) and your opinions: those things are fair game.  Ailments, injuries, family tragedies, etc. are not fair game. 

 

Non-cunts understand this stuff instinctively.

Thanks, but it doesn’t bother me in the slightest.  Everyone knows he lives at home with his mum, has no mates and has to make up a girlfriend.  For the record I don’t feel sorry for him as he’s a cunt.  

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

6 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Thanks, but it doesn’t bother me in the slightest.  Everyone knows he lives at home with his mum, has no mates and has to make up a girlfriend.  For the record I don’t feel sorry for him as he’s a cunt.  

His girlfriend lives in Canada

[Red Phoenix]

 

[Pureblood]

6 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

Brilliant.

[Pureblood]

DEDICATED TO EVERYONE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST THE UNVACCINATED