Christmas 2021

[Gnasher]

"Baby Jesus was born to rock"

 

 

 

[Chocoholic]

 

For those who may prefer this, Happy Winter Solstice.

[Remmie]

17 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

 

For those who may prefer this, Happy Winter Solstice.

All the rejoicing about this from hippies gets a bit grating but nonetheless I do like knowing that the shorter days are now getting longer

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'd never heard this before it came on in Marks & Spencer's the other day. I had to Google it, then add it to my Spotify Christmas playlist.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Bjornebye]

Hahahaha last year I made her a bauble for her first love Duncan Ferguson. She’s just come down with mine for this year 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahaha last year I made her a bauble for her first love Duncan Ferguson. She’s just come down with mine for this year 

 

 

Steve McManaman in an Everton kit?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Section_31]

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Steve McManaman in an Everton kit?

Hahaha, the glue has made him grey. But yes it does look like Macca now you say who... incidentally was best man at her auntie and uncles wedding and and she was maid of honour so we have a lovely picture of them dancing together in the house ing 

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[KMD7]

13 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Ha ha outstanding

[Bjornebye]

[John102]

 

[Bjornebye]

[Mudface]

Not sure where to put this, but it's very sweet so it can go in here-

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/dec/24/hoopla-online-as-us-teachers-basketball-long-shot-goes-viral

[tokyojoe]

Have learnt that bint and wanker will not be in attendance tomorrow, so peace. Not sure about boxing day though, and I haven't got an excuse not to be there now. (but I'll think of one)

 

Have a good 'un you lot.

 

Regards, miserable cunt.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Have learnt that bint and wanker will not be in attendance tomorrow, so peace. Not sure about boxing day though, and I haven't got an excuse not to be there now. (but I'll think of one)

 

Have a good 'un you lot.

 

Regards, miserable cunt.

Amazing news mate 

[Bjornebye]

[YorkshireRed]

9 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Have learnt that bint and wanker will not be in attendance tomorrow, so peace. Not sure about boxing day though, and I haven't got an excuse not to be there now. (but I'll think of one)

 

Have a good 'un you lot.

 

Regards, miserable cunt.

Tell them you’re off to watch Liverpool v Leeds partake in the unmentionable.

 

This is what I’ve told the wife although I’ll be watching it in the pub, rather than Anfield.

 

Yes, I am aware of the postponement. The important thing, however, is that the wife isn’t. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Had to nip out for a few last minute bits then and the shops were like the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan. 

 

And, I had to get in the queue with the bloke who was paying for one bit of his shopping with a card, the other bit with vouchers and getting cashback too. 

 

Fucking Christmas! 

[Bjornebye]

They've cancelled the outdoor Christmas carols in West Derby village. Meant to be on shortly. Gutted. 

 

On a plus note, her maa has cooked a load of scouse. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I’ve been given a reprieve from jumping around the living room playing Switch. They’re all watching Elf and now I’m finishing the wrapping. Need to be more organised next year, and we’ll have one less kid. 

[Bjornebye]

MTV Top 40 xmas hits. Fairytale of New York 3rd, followed by Wham Last Christmas in second stop Christmas, cancel everything it's fucking ruined. Dread to think what number 1 will be. If it's Mariah I'm jumping off my roof head first.