Christmas 2021

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 14/12/2021 at 09:09, Gnasher said:

Lovely little Christmas song this; for whoever..

 

 

I'd never heard this before and now it's in my head and under my skin like nothing else.

 

Nice one, @Gnasher

[Remmie]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

 

Any excuse to post a clip of Julie Dreyfus. If you have a problem with that then I suggest removing the anal beads and identifying as a carpet for the rest of the afternoon

 

 

[Remmie]

Under no circumstances am I removing the anal beads

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Under no circumstances am I removing the anal beads

I felt a twitch then 

[DalyanPete]

PCR test was negative although the report should have said, "negative but showing extreme trauma" the cotton bud was slammed so hard up our noses it must have had brain tissue on it!

Are they all like that or just just crazy fuckin turks?

Anyway, by tonight I will have a bottle of Becks and some chippy chips, oh and be with my family.

It's Christmas!

[Captain Turdseye]

I am rough. 
 

Just looked in my phone (I have no recollection of getting home) and drunk me managed to get photographs of the mad uncle while he was sparko on the couch, after Mrs Turdseye kept taking him outside to get stoned. 
 

Three cheers for drunk me. 

[Creator Supreme]

17 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

What film is that from?

 

Asking for a friend.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

What film is that from?

 

Asking for a friend.

Inglorious Basterds mate 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

PCR test was negative although the report should have said, "negative but showing extreme trauma" the cotton bud was slammed so hard up our noses it must have had brain tissue on it!

Are they all like that or just just crazy fuckin turks?

Anyway, by tonight I will have a bottle of Becks and some chippy chips, oh and be with my family.

It's Christmas!

Superb stuff mate enjoy 

[DalyanPete]

22 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Superb stuff mate enjoy 

Cheers fella.

Safely home and loving Liverpool at Christmas.

[Creator Supreme]

23 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Inglorious Basterds mate 

Cheers Stig

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Aldi winning social media again.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

My bird’s uncle is amazing. Totally fucking bonkers. He came over to ours last night for a cup of tea. I was in the bath when he got here but apparently before he’d even taken his shoes off he told her that he accidentally travelled with a bag of charlie in his wallet. 
 

“Aye, pet, do you know anyone that wants a bit of this gear like? Forgot it was even in me pocket?”

 

I’d love to, but it’s half seven on a Monday night, you mad bastard. Spent the next three hours just pissing myself at him telling stories, all the while having to make sure the living room door was kept shut because he’s got no fucking filter at all. 
 

He’s exactly like her mum but somehow also the exact opposite of her. It’s incredible to witness. 

[Total Longo]

On 06/12/2021 at 07:41, Total Longo said:

Going to Aberlour in the Scottish Highlands for Christmas with the Mrs, the kids, the dogs and most of the Mrs family.  

 

Who are all mental. Can't wait...

So, just to prove my point, i know her Sister's fella hasn't been vaccinated and is a bit of a conspiracy theory believing, anti-vaxxer who won't eat bacon because its "pumped full of drugs". Also her mother has latter stage pancreatic cancer and her Dad has had a triple bypass op in the last two years. So i sent a group whatsapp politely asking if we could all take a lateral flow test prior to travelling as, you know, some people in the group are vulnerable. This was yesterday and only her Ma has responded. I've long suspected her sister, despite being a reasonably sensible human being, does exactly what her fella says. I'm now pretty certain that this is the case given her lack of response. Whereas if one of them pipes up about the weather (ie every morning) you can guarantee they will be all over it within minutes. 

 

It's not unreasonable to ask for a test to be done, i'm not asking them to get vaccinated. I'm just wanting a bit of common sense to be acknowleged...before i serve up smart price bacon butties to them on Christmas morning. 

 

       

[Oh Buoy]

ASDA Extra Special Stollen Slices are the fucking sex. 

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

So, just to prove my point, i know her Sister's fella hasn't been vaccinated and is a bit of a conspiracy theory believing, anti-vaxxer who won't eat bacon because its "pumped full of drugs". Also her mother has latter stage pancreatic cancer and her Dad has had a triple bypass op in the last two years. So i sent a group whatsapp politely asking if we could all take a lateral flow test prior to travelling as, you know, some people in the group are vulnerable. This was yesterday and only her Ma has responded. I've long suspected her sister, despite being a reasonably sensible human being, does exactly what her fella says. I'm now pretty certain that this is the case given her lack of response. Whereas if one of them pipes up about the weather (ie every morning) you can guarantee they will be all over it within minutes. 

 

It's not unreasonable to ask for a test to be done, i'm not asking them to get vaccinated. I'm just wanting a bit of common sense to be acknowleged...before i serve up smart price bacon butties to them on Christmas morning. 

 

       

Not unreasonable in the circumstances mate, piss on his bacon sarnies too!

[Total Longo]

1 minute ago, Creator Supreme said:

Not unreasonable in the circumstances mate, piss on his bacon sarnies too!

He'd think my urine would add to the drugs already in the bacon. Which to be fair to him for once, it probably would. 

[Bjornebye]

@tokyojoe alright mate 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

[Bjornebye]

What happened there 

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, Papa Noël said:

ASDA Extra Special Stollen Slices are the fucking sex. 

Just finished some Aldi Stollen bites and they are ace too.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Just finished some Aldi Stollen bites and they are ace too.

It's cheap as chips in there you shouldn't have to rob them 

[VladimirIlyich]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It's cheap as chips in there you shouldn't have to rob them 

You should get your coat before somebody else does.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, VladimirIlyich said:

You should get your coat before somebody else does.

You probably already have