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Christmas 2021


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10 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Our kidder's stepson Jack is a lovely lad, camp as a row of tents, loves his dancing, shuns sport.

 

A few years ago he got me some David Beckham aftershave. I went mad and refused to accept it. Got to have standards.

 

This year and our Jasmin has got her first serious boyfriend, a seemingly lovely lad called Ryan.

 

He works as a tiler, doesn't take drugs, he drives, he treats her really well it seems. Anyway, the first time I met him I told our Jazz to give him the Spanish archer. A fucking Man United fan?! Got to have standards.

 

If I open their present and it's another bottle of David Beckham aftershave, I've already told the kid that I will hunt him down.

 

I will never tire of the chase.

Sounds exactly like what a crack addict would say, get rid of him

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7 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Cracking open the first alcohol of the day, a bottle of Fever Tree alcoholic ginger ale.

 

Been sat around in the fridge for a good while and got to make room for today's new boozy additions to the inventory.

 

Bottoms up.

 

 

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Some camel toe that

 

Cheers! 

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