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Christmas 2021

Bjornebye

By Bjornebye,
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We’re doing a Christmas thing with a local kids charity. We get allocated a family and donate money and then buy them gifts and food hampers.  The charity then distribute it.   We were set a ta

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I was in a tesco express last night about 9pm. It was about an hour before closing. The place was choker with last minute shoppers getting bits for Christmas day.   There was some fella in f

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Christmas Day will involve getting up for pressies, bacon butties and the usual tidying up of presents because my wife is arseache like that. Everything must be packed away once present opening is don

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2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

MTV Top 40 xmas hits. Fairytale of New York 3rd, followed by Wham Last Christmas in second stop Christmas, cancel everything it's fucking ruined. Dread to think what number 1 will be. If it's Mariah I'm jumping off my roof head first. 

WTF? MTV playing music??

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Just now, Tony Moanero said:

Speaking of nostalgia, this is boss. I’ve never been to Selfridges at Christmastime, but I did have Striker. I wish shops still wrapped Christmas presents because I’m hopeless at it.

 

 

It's easy mate,

 

Cover present with paper and sellotape the fuck out of it, it might not look pretty but it's effective.

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Our kidder's stepson Jack is a lovely lad, camp as a row of tents, loves his dancing, shuns sport.

 

A few years ago he got me some David Beckham aftershave. I went mad and refused to accept it. Got to have standards.

 

This year and our Jasmin has got her first serious boyfriend, a seemingly lovely lad called Ryan.

 

He works as a tiler, doesn't take drugs, he drives, he treats her really well it seems. Anyway, the first time I met him I told our Jazz to give him the Spanish archer. A fucking Man United fan?! Got to have standards.

 

If I open their present and it's another bottle of David Beckham aftershave, I've already told the kid that I will hunt him down.

 

I will never tire of the chase.

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