Someone's having a laugh - they Rang Nick and got Ralf

[Bjornebye]

"Somebody's Having a Laugh - They Wanted Don Logan They Got Ten Hag" surely

 

 

 

 

[Baltar]

Ajax have always developed players superbly regardless of the manager. I have no doubt that Ten Hag will fail to improve the likes of Maguire, Fred, McTominay etc. 

[Strontium]

Ten Hag sounds suspiciously like Den Haag (The Hague), which is appropriate as United's players should be indicted for football crimes against humanity.

[Lee909]

Apparently this is the first manager post Fergie that evert other club will be fearful of

[dockers_strike]

How embarassing for Schteve, working as the number 2 to the man who was his number 2 at Twente.

[Bobby Hundreds]

So is he the real deal. He's got some shit to sort through first that's for sure.

[El Rojo]

His little three-letter names freak my nut out. 

[cloggypop]

He should get rid of everyone else and rebuild the team around Donny van de Beek. 

 

Maybe bring Daley Blind back. 

[Pete]

How will we tell if he's stressed? He's already a bald twat. 

As for fearing him, well I'm sure they'll improve but the state they are in at the moment, I'm more worried about Newcastle United than I am Manchester. 

Fuck 'em both. 

[TD_LFC]

8 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Maybe bring Daley Blind back. 

Might have to hold off on that move, he's been leaking team news (and potentially profiting from said leaks) via the trading of NFT's in a fantasy football game.

[Scott_M]

Jesus. What a set of absolute mongrels.

 

[Scott_M]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

So is he the real deal. He's got some shit to sort through first that's for sure.

Yep. Unless they are a complete disaster in his first season, along the lines of Solakjaer this season, they need to stick with him. 
 

They need to be prepared for the fact that results might get worse before it gets better. I know they are poor at the moment but they just look like they don’t give a shit, which is worse, IMO. 
 

If they are at least putting the effort in but results are inconsistent, they need to remain patient. 
 

The question is how patient they’ll be. There will certainly be an expectation to be challenging for honours in the second season. 

[littletedwest]

30 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Jesus. What a set of absolute mongrels.

 

Ten haag taking a more confrontational attitude to shit players

[Scott_M]

16 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Ten haag taking a more confrontational attitude to shit players clearly

They’ve certainly needed a rocket up them for a while.

[sir roger]

Laughing at a comment online that one of Ten Hag's first big issues is trying to find a solution to the Anthony Martial problem that doesn't involve a hessian sack and some bricks.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, littletedwest said:

Ten haag taking a more confrontational attitude to shit players

Bringing back the Utd DNA. In evidence bags.

[Section_31]

Heh. They're the opposite of Skynet. They never learn.

 

 

 

"Ten Hag is expected to bring in a former United coach or player as part of his backroom team."

 

 

[Trumo]

Give it Giggseh?

[Bobby Hundreds]

All I hope is that Ten Haag is a fraud. Is it too much to ask that they don't finally get it right. 

[clangers]

They're still screwed, he won't get long enough and they'll continue to make disconnected transfers on an isolated commercial basis rather than simply being a sporting decision. They won't tolerate someone genuinely challenging the status quo and given that this is really his first big job post Ajax how willing will he be to really shake things up? Fergusons influence still lingers over them.

 

In many ways their guaranteed huge income irrespective of what they achieve will continue to work against them. 

[Pidge]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

"Somebody's Having a Laugh - They Wanted Don Logan They Got Ten Hag" surely

 

"Somebody's having a laugh - Ten Hag? He'll be lucky to last ten minutes!"

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Pidge said:

"Somebody's having a laugh - Ten Hag? He'll be lucky to last ten minutes!"

Something about Max Branning 

[Tj hooker]

[cloggypop]

3 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Yep. Unless they are a complete disaster in his first season, along the lines of Solakjaer this season, they need to stick with him. 
 

They need to be prepared for the fact that results might get worse before it gets better. I know they are poor at the moment but they just look like they don’t give a shit, which is worse, IMO. 
 

If they are at least putting the effort in but results are inconsistent, they need to remain patient. 
 

The question is how patient they’ll be. There will certainly be an expectation to be challenging for honours in the second season. 

They should also put Overmars in as Director of Football. 

[JagSquared]

7 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

He's only been in the job a few hours and they're Man Utd-ing it up already.

 

 

 

If they have pushed back on his first decision that doesn’t exactly bode well for him. He might get his way but it’s pretty undermining to have to fight for it.