Someone's having a laugh - they Rang Nick and got Ralf

[KMD7]

https://socceronsunday.com/article/roy-keanes-head-explodes-from-rage-after-manchester-derby/

 

Roy Keane’s Head Explodes From Rage After Manchester Derby

 MAR 6, 2022

Roy Keane’s head has exploded following UTD’s 4 – 1 humbling at the hands of champions Manchester City. The Irishman grew increasingly furious during post-match analysis of the trashing.

Head

“It’s a sad day,” Jamie Redknapp told Soccer on Sunday. “One minute Roy is analysing Fred, and the next myself and Micah are covered in blood and brains. Our thoughts and prayers are with Roy’s family, although I dare say there’s a part of them that might be slightly relieved?”

“Roy was Roy until the end,” said the 48 year-old. “A bit of his mouth was still intact after the explosion, and with his last breath he said, ‘Maguire, no character.’ That’s a measure of the man.”

“We’ll all miss Roy,” added Redknapp. “But I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a bit relieved.”

[Boss]

Rumours that Rashford wants out. It'd be a Sol Campbell moment but if he really wanted to save his career he'd move to us or City on a free at the end of next season.

[aRdja]

6 minutes ago, Boss said:

Rumours that Rashford wants out. It'd be a Sol Campbell moment but if he really wanted to save his career he'd move to us or City on a free at the end of next season.

Good player but best played as a left sided forward and we already have three of them; Mane, Jota, Diaz.

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, Boss said:

Rumours that Rashford wants out. It'd be a Sol Campbell moment but if he really wanted to save his career he'd move to us or City on a free at the end of next season.

Apparently they have an option of another year on his deal. He's certainly a talent that is rotting there. 

[aws]

Rashford would be competing with Div and Mini for who gets a place on the bench when someone up front is injured. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Hes United through and through as much as I like him I wouldn't want him.

[Bjornebye]

I don't think he's that good at all anymore. Probably just needs a move to a Spurs or Arsenal but he gets nowhere near our side right now. Great lad though. 

[Red_or_Dead]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I don't think he's that good at all anymore. Probably just needs a move to a Spurs or Arsenal but he gets nowhere near our side right now. Great lad though. 

You wouldn't be that good if your managers had been Mourinho, Spunk Goblin, Wreck it Ralf and Southgate.

No wonder he's stalled.

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

 

Keepin’ the good times a rollin’.

 

Luke Shaw resigning a ‘boost’ fucking hell how the mighty have fallen.

[Leyton388]

Fat cunt looks like he's eaten to many boosts never mind giving a boost. 

[Boss]

Just realised they're paying £310,000 a week to Varane. Juan Mata never plays and he's picking up £160,000 a week. Dean Henderson is on £120,000 a week. Poor McTominey needs a new agent, he's on £10,000 a week.

[Barrington Womble]

That result tonight should mean pochetino is now available. 

[Duff Man]

Heard somewhere that he was more likely to stay if he didn't win the CL, as that's the goal he's set himself there.

[Anubis]

3 minutes ago, Duff Man said:

Heard somewhere that he was more likely to stay if he didn't win the CL, as that's the goal he's set himself there.

Will he get that option?

[Duff Man]

Just now, Anubis said:

Will he get that option?

Hopefully, but no idea what the opinion of him is generally amongst the fans/owners.

[Boss]

Pochettino in the summer with Rangnick's sensible transfer suggestions overruled in favour of re-uniting Poch with Harry Kane to the tune of £120m. 

[Ron B]

12 hours ago, Boss said:

Just realised they're paying £310,000 a week to Varane. Juan Mata never plays and he's picking up £160,000 a week. Dean Henderson is on £120,000 a week. Poor McTominey needs a new agent, he's on £10,000 a week.

£120k a week for Henderson? Given De Gea is meant to be on £350k, that’s a little shy of £25million per year just paying their main two keepers. 
For context, Norwich’s entire squad earn around £30million per season. Bonkers. 

[TD_LFC]

The hope with Utd is that they struggle to shift the players they need to get rid of which impacts the ability to act fast in the transfer window.

 

 

[rb14]

18 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Keepin’ the good times a rollin’.

 

Luke Shaw resigning a ‘boost’ fucking hell how the mighty have fallen.

Brucey demonstrating perfectly the importance of a hyphen. Just guessing, but presumably Shaw has re-signed?

 

The people who hoped Shaw had resigned, have had their hopes dashed? 

[Barrington Womble]

19 hours ago, Duff Man said:

Hopefully, but no idea what the opinion of him is generally amongst the fans/owners.

I'd have thought going out at the last 16 stage of the CL will get him fired. 

[RJ Fan club]

I’m enjoying being in my local hearing from a few SE Manc fans about how their going to extradite themselves from this tonight.

 

They might yet as they’ve had chances, but listening to the merde in their team and such options off the bench is very heart warming.

[Razoray]

On 10/03/2022 at 08:38, TD_LFC said:

The hope with Utd is that they struggle to shift the players they need to get rid of which impacts the ability to act fast in the transfer window.

 

 

They need to/ reaistically can get rid of

Henderson 

AWB 

Bailly 

Jones

Mata 

Pogba

Lingard 

Matic

Martial

Cavani 

Greenwood haha

VDBeek

 

They'll be busy

 

[sir roger]

The Independent saying the most impressive thing about Rangnick is his agent  for getting a deal whereby if he succeeds he gets a contract extension and a pay rise, but if he fails he gets to be the boss of the guy who has to come in to sort his mess out.

[Heinze]

https://old.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/tf1d6y/that_ref_discuss/

[Anubis]

2 hours ago, Heinze said:

https://old.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/tf1d6y/that_ref_discuss/

Aside from the fact the other clubs would prefer to play Utd over Atletico, have none of them ever watched Brown Jenkin play with all his diving and squealing?