Moral Dilema

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

This is a good idea actually.

 

 

Better still, send it anonymously but leave a trail for them to think that Bjornebye is the “anonymous” grass and that his motive is one of a sectarian nature because the dodgy applicant supports Rangers and frowns upon the Celtic tradition of fingering cats. 

This. 

[TheHowieLama]

Run your posts titles through spell check.

After that amend any post titles.

After that consider any options.

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, SasaS said:

What, the coup all over again?

 

God no!

 

You'd have to experience an African coup to understand that the world continues to spin as the madness unfurls around you.

 

I had to dodge kids with automatic weapons and zero empathy earlier to pick up some nappies.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Shit in a crisp bag and throw it at the other candidate. 

 

If you believe that your mate can do the job to the required standard then it likely diminishes the chance of a balls up. Plus, your mate gets a job. 

 

The only real decision is do you just put your findings in an email or go the whole hog and attach a PowerPoint presentation. 

[Red74]

Are you this “other person” Bruce?

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

God no!

 

You'd have to experience an African coup to understand that the world continues to spin as the madness unfurls around you.

 

I had to dodge kids with automatic weapons and zero empathy earlier to pick up some nappies.

I'd have needed some myself after that.

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Run your posts titles through spell check.

After that amend any post titles.

After that consider any options.

 

No, I'll own my dyslexia, cheers.

[Red74]

Wouldn’t the employer want to know just how this information got to them and immediately link it back to your mate? 
 

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

26 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

If your mate can't beat a shyster to a role he's qualified for then he doesn't deserve the job either, it's the Keir conundrum or some shit.

I think Bobby’s got this covered.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Red74 said:

Are you this “other person” Bruce?

 

No, but what happens here effects me massively in the short and medium.

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, Bruce Spanner said:

 

No, I'll own my dyslexia, cheers.

You are asking for a bilema here. Keep your big nose out of it.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

You are asking for a bilema here. Keep your big nose out of it.

 

Anti semite...

 

Also, don't want to confuse with this beauty of a thread.

 

 

[Mudface]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

This is a good idea actually.

 

 

Better still, send it anonymously but leave a trail for them to think that Bjornebye is the “anonymous” grass and that his motive is one of a sectarian nature because the dodgy applicant supports Rangers and frowns upon the Celtic tradition of fingering cats. 

BjornebyeRangersAreCunts.TLW@guerillamail.com

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Mudface said:

BjornebyeRangersAreCunts.TLW@guerillamail.com

Negged for using my stage name in the same email address as them fucking mutants 

[sir roger]

Surely you can find a tenner and a morally bereft urchin who can sling a brown envelope with the goodies into reception at their offices. Works for Sherlock Holmes.

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Negged for using my stage name in the same email address as them fucking mutants 

I thought your stage name was The Incredible Bjornebye.

[Anubis]

Are you in Africa? A brown envelope with suitable compensation to the local police sergeant normally takes care of this sort of thing.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Mudface said:

I thought your stage name was The Incredible Bjornebye.

This isn't 2014. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

If you do grass, go old school and send a letter with cut out bits from a newspaper.

 

I've always wanted to do that.

[TheHowieLama]

Spanner - keep your powder dry.

 

There are only a few outcomes.

 

1. Your pal who is overqualified ( I read that as un-employed) gets the gig.

2. Blagger gets the gig and all goes smoothly.

3. Blagger gets the gig and fucks it up - as this is going off the rails you then tell the employer. At this point the blagger has been exposed and the employer is now indebted to you personally and needs your pal more than ever. Bump in salary, couple of perks and a bump for you on the side for your troubles.

[dockers_strike]

A lad I know told me a story about a time he was interviewing 3 lads he'd known from a previous job, for a single vaccancy.

 

He said he asked them all the same question at one point in the interview which was, why are you the best person for the job?

 

The first two gave a couple of reasons why they considered themselves the best option. The 3rd lad responded by saying 'Well, Im better than the other 2 you're interviewing.' He didnt get the job although I guess it wasnt just the answer he gave to that question that fucked him over.

 

Bottom line in my experience is you have to sell yourself, your skills, qualities and what you bring to the job. Character assassination of other candidates does not tend to work out well.

 

On the other hand, Ive known people who didnt have the required skills for advertised roles who managed to blag it and make a success of the role.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

If you do grass, go old school and send a letter with cut out bits from a newspaper.

 

I've always wanted to do that.

"Marron Bitch" 

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Spanner - keep your powder dry.

 

There are only a few outcomes.

 

1. Your pal who is overqualified ( I read that as un-employed) gets the gig.

2. Blagger gets the gig and all goes smoothly.

3. Blagger gets the gig and fucks it up - as this is going off the rails you then tell the employer. At this point the blagger has been exposed and the employer is now indebted to you personally and needs your pal more than ever. Bump in salary, couple of perks and a bump for you on the side for your troubles.

 

Friend is currently underemployed and treading water when he's far more capable.

 

We are not salery orientated, it's difficult to explain what I do, but money is not the motivation here so we just need good people in good positions and rely on people being here for transparent reasons.

 

That's why it's so fragile, what I do has limited pull and you have to look after the good people who come your way.

[Anubis]

Have we ruled out that the interview board know blagger and are complicit in this?

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Anubis said:

Have we ruled out that the interview board know blagger and are complicit in this?

 

Sadly not.

 

I have little faith in them also.