Has any one ever...? Tell us about it.

[TheBitch]

26 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

I've been to Scheveningen high security prison twice as a visitor to drop some books and chocolate and that off for a mate. It's full of warlords, international drug barons and war criminals. Still, it's just out of Den Haag so not too far of a travel. 

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-18084974

 

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/hague-hilton-the-jail-that-houses-some-of-the-world-s-most-notorious-warlords-1.544460

What’s your mate in for?

20 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Has anyone ever received a fridge magnet off Dave ??

I blagged one off him just to piss Indian Red off. 
It’s still on my mates fridge now. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

22 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Has anyone ever...swam with sharks?

No, but I think all of us have jumped the shark on occasion.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

17 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

I’ve crashed a fair few cars in my time both on the road and on the track. Once on a track day I got an award for the person who span off the most at the highest speeds. It’s right up there as one of my proudest moments. In my head I’m a much quicker driver than the reality of my mediocre ability. 

You'd drive more carefully if you had a Bentley.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

You look different to how I expected you would i real life 

 

 

 

As an aside, did you hear a while ago that she's now minted because of that picture; something to do with non-fungible thingies or whatever?

 

Edit

Her name's Zoë Roth and she got half a million for smirking at a fire.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/29/arts/disaster-girl-meme-nft.html

 

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, TheBitch said:

What’s your mate in for?

Attempted murder. Which is why he was in there. 

 

Think it got downgraded to some sort of assault eventually though as he wasn't in for that long. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

As an aside, did you hear a while ago that she's now minted because of that picture; something to do with non-fungible thingies or whatever?

 

Edit

Her name's Zoë Roth and she got half a million for smirking at a fire.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/29/arts/disaster-girl-meme-nft.html

 

Hahaha what the fuck?! Fair play to the little pyromaniac cunt 

2 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Attempted murder. Which is why he was in there. 

 

Think it got downgraded to some sort of assault eventually though as he wasn't in for that long. 

Jarv Van Si 

[Captain Turdseye]

I got arrested for attempted murder then I was released with a caution without even sitting in a cell.
 

Fuck The Police. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Have you ever...represented your country at anything?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Have you ever...made something explode?

[tokyojoe]

26 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Have you ever...made something explode?

My ex missus. Frequently.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Have you ever...made something explode?

I put a mento in a bottle of diet coke once 

[Bob]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Have you ever...represented your country at anything?

I haven’t, but my missus did triathlon for GB, and 10 years ago - before we met - competed at a world and European triathlon events in the “age group” categories - so not the open, elite level, but still impressive enough, and got to compete in Budapest, Spain and even the Gold Coast event in Aus.

 

I’m secretly impressed by her exploits, but I also enjoy playing her up and reminding her that she “came last but one in the whole world”

[Bob]

Has anyone ever been taken hostage or been caught in a hold up situation?

 

[cloggypop]

26 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I haven’t, but my missus did triathlon for GB, and 10 years ago - before we met - competed at a world and European triathlon events in the “age group” categories - so not the open, elite level, but still impressive enough, and got to compete in Budapest, Spain and even the Gold Coast event in Aus.

 

I’m secretly impressed by her exploits, but I also enjoy playing her up and reminding her that she “came last but one in the whole world”

My dad has done triathlon for GB in the over 70s. Came 4th then 1st in the European Championship. Don't think there's that many people that age daft enough to do it like. 

[VladimirIlyich]

3 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

My dad has done triathlon for GB in the over 70s. Came 4th then 1st in the European Championship. Don't think there's that many people that age daft enough to do it like. 

Very impressive stuff. I hope I can still get out of bed in the morning when I reach 60,let alone 70.

[Bruce Spanner]

42 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Has anyone ever been taken hostage or been caught in a hold up situation?

 

Not a very interesting story, but I was caught in an armed robbery of a Sainsbury’s local once.

 

Had my headphones on loud so couldn’t hear a thing, walked around the store minding my own not really noticing people cowering behind shelves. It wasn’t until I turned around and there was a sown off pointing in my face with a guy screaming, inaudibly remember the headphones, at me about something which he was very vexed about.

 

I removed my headphones and and if I could just pay and leave?

 

I assume the shock/adrenaline whatever had kicked in.

 

He said ‘yeah’

 

So I just used the self serve tills as they continued their robbery.

 

Odd all round.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I like the idea of one us of GF Dweebs popping up and saying "yeah I've taken hostages".

[RJ Fan club]

23 hours ago, cloggypop said:

I've been to Scheveningen high security prison twice as a visitor to drop some books and chocolate and that off for a mate. It's full of warlords, international drug barons and war criminals. Still, it's just out of Den Haag so not too far of a travel. 

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-18084974

 

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/hague-hilton-the-jail-that-houses-some-of-the-world-s-most-notorious-warlords-1.544460

I’ve been to Scheveningen pier. Odd thing. Think I prefer that to the prison to be honest. 

[YorkshireRed]

3 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Has anyone ever been taken hostage or been caught in a hold up situation?

 

I once had a gun play pulled on me when I ignored a guy who was trying to interrupt my moves on a girl at a party.
 

We were outside and it caused a bit of a scene. I didn’t see it but my mate says he made a run for it, doing zig zag movements so as not to be shot in the back. 

 

I didn’t get so much as a sympathy hand job from the girl.

 

I also wasn’t murdered. 

[Bob]

12 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I once had a gun play pulled on me when I ignored a guy who was trying to interrupt my moves on a girl at a party.
 

We were outside and it caused a bit of a scene. I didn’t see it but my mate says he made a run for it, doing zig zag movements so as not to be shot in the back. 

 

I didn’t get so much as a sympathy hand job from the girl.

 

I also wasn’t murdered. 

nights out in Cas are pretty special.

[Total Longo]

On 10/11/2021 at 16:26, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Not married of course, but caught playing away, that was fun.

Snap. A horrendous period of my life. 

[Total Longo]

On 10/11/2021 at 20:43, Remmie said:

I was scuba diving near Maya Bay in Thailand. I also saw a turtle. The shark was about 6 foot so not a particularly dangerous one. 

 

The hot air balloon was with my wife for her birthday, we saw Milton Keynes from the air. I can already feel the envy. 

 

The 3 pocket story is too racy for this forum. 

To be fair i see the head of one every day. Or i at least know it's there. 

[Captain Willard]

6 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Have you ever...made something explode?

Prosseco bottle in a cheap microwave on a long extension lead in a wide open space. That's an impressive bang. Don't do it. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Prosseco bottle in a cheap microwave on a long extension lead in a wide open space. That's an impressive bang. Don't do it. 

You need to elaborate quite a bit here. 

[Captain Willard]

32 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I once had a gun play pulled on me when I ignored a guy who was trying to interrupt my moves on a girl at a party.
 

We were outside and it caused a bit of a scene. I didn’t see it but my mate says he made a run for it, doing zig zag movements so as not to be shot in the back. 

 

I didn’t get so much as a sympathy hand job from the girl.

 

I also wasn’t murdered. 

My American mate at Uni had a real Magnum handgun but no ammunition. This was pre Dunblane of course. Given to him by his crazy dad as part of his going away to university kit. We used to drive around pointing it at pedestrians out of the car window and re enacting car chases. Different times.