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33 minutes ago, Ken Robber said:

The gateways been done up and reopened in the last few months. Full of ket wigs, obviously 

 

I remember the first time I found a dirty needle. It was when our year was being walked to star of the sea church in the weeks leading up to our holy communion. Years later the priest would get nicked for being a paedophile 

 

One of my mates neighbours got paid to hide a stun gun in her house. She threw it away worried she would get caught, so now this scally's extorting her. By extorting, its basically just having to go the shop whenever he wants koka noodles or a chocamel.

They had a Spiderman dummy attached to one of the outside walls. It was a proper spit and sawdust pub when I went in. 

 

The good old star of the sea and their paedo priests. 

 

There seems to be tons of ratboy scalls round there. I drove round there a few weeks ago and literally nothing has changed since I lived there about 15 years ago. 

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13 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

They had a Spiderman dummy attached to one of the outside walls. It was a proper spit and sawdust pub when I went in. 

 

The good old star of the sea and their paedo priests. 

 

There seems to be tons of ratboy scalls round there. I drove round there a few weeks ago and literally nothing has changed since I lived there about 15 years ago. 

I imagine the whole area has barely changed since the 70's. That derelict tower block next to the train station will outlive the lot of us. Its been left in that condition since 2006

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Ken Robber said:

I imagine the whole area has barely changed since the 70's. That derelict tower block next to the train station will outlive the lot of us. Its been left in that condition since 2006

 

 

Yes. Another one of my mates lived in there before it was closed. It was like the seventies inside it. 

 

Even up by the Saltbox and Ma Kents is rough as fuck. I used to go to College in Bootle and its barely changed since the mid nineties. Plus it looked 20 years behind the times then!

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1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

How have I never figured these out?

Obviously a subconscious decision to avoid invoking the behemoth that is "one punch Jarv". Look in the mirror and say it 3 times..

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3 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

Hello, I'm Pete and I now live in Dalyan.

 

26 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

My names Pete,and I live in Halewood 

Petes are boring bastards!

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2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

My Whippy 

 

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Mad true story - Thatcher's dad invented Mr Whippy ice cream.

 

Not so mad if you think about it though, they only removed all the cream and replaced it with fresh air.

 

True tory politics right there.

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2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

@Shitty Arse Show yourself 

Even though I left Liverpool years ago I chose a name that reminded me of the city. I had an auntie, god rest her soul, who when I was a kid was always calling my uncle, arl arse or shitty arse! It obviously resonated with me.

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Grio is a nickname derived from my surname. In the early days of internet and signing up for forums, etc it had to be 6 letters long so I just appended it with LFC. 

Then in 2010 my missus bought me a personalised car reg based on that - GR10 LFC

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1 hour ago, Shitty Arse said:

Even though I left Liverpool years ago I chose a name that reminded me of the city. I had an auntie, god rest her soul, who when I was a kid was always calling my uncle, arl arse or shitty arse! It obviously resonated with me.

It's also what you call someone with no arms.

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1 hour ago, GR10 LFC said:

Grio is a nickname derived from my surname. In the early days of internet and signing up for forums, etc it had to be 6 letters long so I just appended it with LFC. 

Then in 2010 my missus bought me a personalised car reg based on that - GR10 LFC

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I hope @Shitty Arse's missus never has the same idea.

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