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Can Martin Samuel get any lower?

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On 23/10/2021 at 14:08, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

He’s safe in the knowledge that it’d never happen to him, you’d need a fucking lightsaber to dismember that lardy twat.

He should be spatchcocked and draped over the O2 dome as a warning, and as food for the bird population of the UK over the winter.

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3 minutes ago, gkmacca said:

He's the Richard Madeley of sports journalism. 

Has he gotten away with stealing wine from the Co-op too by crying his eyes out when questioned by the cops?? 

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7 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

His writing reminds me of those Everton wierdos on GOT.

 

You'll have to be more specific.

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16 hours ago, Pete said:

Has he gotten away with stealing wine from the Co-op too by crying his eyes out when questioned by the cops?? 

Samuel would have drunk and eaten anything he was planning to nick long before he reached the exit. I used to watch him on that Sunday Supplement thing and it clearly took all the self-control he possessed not to start munching on the plastic croissants.

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7 hours ago, gkmacca said:

Samuel would have drunk and eaten anything he was planning to nick long before he reached the exit. I used to watch him on that Sunday Supplement thing and it clearly took all the self-control he possessed not to start munching on the plastic croissants.

Arr, good old Sunday Supplement.

 

Just woke up?

Got a hangover and the taste of last night's kebab still in your throat?

Feel like boiled shite?

Wanna make it even worse?

 

Turn on Sky Sports and watch a bunch of cunts who have never been near a football pontificating on how foreign managers don't understand the English game.

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The headline on Martin Samuel’s latest in the Daily Mail: ‘If Vitor Pereira and Fabio Cannavaro are on the shortlist, Everton really ARE in a mess… what credentials do either have to prove they are the man to navigate this relegation fight?’

Phenomenal stuff from the man who wrote at length last week that Everton should appoint Wayne Rooney and keep him in charge until 2024 at least regardless of whether he leads them to relegation. If they follow that plan, they really ARE in a mess.

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