Top 5 really boring musical acts everyone buzzes off

[Chris]

14 minutes ago, Red74 said:

The official names Wellends

 

That's fucking amazing.

[Arniepie]

Madness is a terrible shout 

[TheHowieLama]

18 minutes ago, Mook said:

Aye, I like the first couple of Queen albums myself but the music they made from the late 70s onwards was unforgivable.

Line in the sand drawn at the record with Fat Bottomed Girls on it.

Anything after that was crap. They were still a killer live band.

[Paul]

23 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

The thing is though, the question isn't about naming acts your cloth-eared anti-intellectualism won't allow you to appreciate, but about naming acts that are boring. By any metric they aren't boring.

They were never being boring. 

[Paul]

16 hours ago, Chris said:

I heard Jamie Webster and cringed so hard I snapped my spine. Then it made me think of a BOSS night and cringed so hard my spine snapped back into place. Win!

Ha, ha, ha!!! 

[Paul]

6 hours ago, Remmie said:

Oasis

Maroon 5

Keane

George Michael 

U2

 

George Michael??? Get. To. Fuck. 

[Remmie]

1 minute ago, Paul said:

George Michael??? Get. To. Fuck. 

If there is a more agonisingly tedious and tortuous song than Jesus to a child, I have yet to hear it

[VladimirIlyich]

Buddy Holly getting negged and slaughtered. A 16 year old kid almost re-writing music and being involved in the early rock n roll movement that helped change popular music forever just isn't considered good good enough. Oh Marone.

[TheHowieLama]

8 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Buddy Holly getting negged and slaughtered. A 16 year old kid almost re-writing music and being involved in the early rock n roll movement that helped change popular music forever just isn't considered good good enough. Oh Marone.

I got bad news for you:

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Chuck Green Day in the bin too.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

3 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

Lots of misplaced Queen hate as well, I get that most only know them as the stadium rockers post Live Aid and I agree that THAT Queen were shite but their first five albums are very, very good and Mercury as a front man was bettered by nobody. I saw them at the Liverpool Empire in 1979 and although I was only 14 it remains the greatest gig I’ve ever been to and I’ve been to a few gooduns.

I was at the first of those 2 shows, they were fucking outstanding. Freddie came on with one red and one blue knee pad to avoid upsetting either set of fans. I’m pretty sure which ones would have got upset over the colour of knee pads.

[Red74]

Radiohead

suede

Manics

springsteen

high flying birds

 

always thought queen & madness were joke bands growing up in the 80’s and never took them

seriously

[Captain Howdy]

20 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

I was at the first of those 2 shows, they were fucking outstanding. Freddie came on with one red and one blue knee pad to avoid upsetting either set of fans. I’m pretty sure which ones would have got upset over the colour of knee pads.

That would have been the Thursday show, I was at the Friday one. I will never forget it, it’s also the loudest gig I’ve been to.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

10 hours ago, Total Longo said:

 

Having only heard about one RA song 

 

 

[johnsusername]

I know there are some proper music aficionados on here, so this may ruffle a few feathers:

 

Black Lace 

The Cheeky Girls

Bombalurina

Los Del Rio

The Tweets

 

I'd hate it if anyone got The Birdie Song stuck in their heads though.

 

 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

9 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

That would have been the Thursday show, I was at the Friday one. I will never forget it, it’s also the loudest gig I’ve been to.

Yes, I literally couldn't hear a thing for about 2 hours after coming out. Never experienced anything like it since.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

11 hours ago, Paul said:

George Michael??? Get. To. Fuck. 

You tell ‘im Sir.

 

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

11 hours ago, Remmie said:

If there is a more agonisingly tedious and tortuous song than Jesus to a child, I have yet to hear it

Imagine by John Lennon. 
 

I Will Always Love You - All versions.

 

Hallelujah - Cohen and Burke.

 

Anything ballad by Leona Lewis., Celine Dion, Michael Bolton etc etc.

 

And that’s just the ones I’m pushing out while having a dump. 

 

[s(k)aturation]

 

Thread in subjective/personal opinions that have some people disagreeing shocker.

[Captain Howdy]

9 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

Yes, I literally couldn't hear a thing for about 2 hours after coming out. Never experienced anything like it since.

What was that?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

20 hours ago, Karl_b said:

Good shout on Elbow, a band so boring that former TLW stalwart The Prof fell asleep whilst standing watching them.

 

I’ve been to two Elbow gigs and I enjoyed them. Found Guy Garvey to be one charismatic fucker. 

[KMD7]

16 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

I’ve been to two Elbow gigs and I enjoyed them. Found Guy Garvey to be one charismatic fucker. 

Yeah I like Elbow.

[Mook]

I prefer tennis elbow.

[Pidge]

Elbow are solid radio 2 fare, decent enough but a bit dull. Not sure many people really buzz off them these days. 

 

Doves however...

 

Oh, and the centre of every cursed britrock venn diagram, The Charlatans.

[Arniepie]

Whilst I get that Radiohead are probally not the most charismatic of bands, they are hugely innovative and experimental,so I'm not sure in musical terms ,you could say they are boring

They have almost made some phenomenal music