Best films to watch while you're pissed

[Harry Squatter]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Was sinking a few bourbons at home a while back and turned on John Wick 3, I'd never seen the others and didn't have a fucking clue what was going on, tremendous.

 

Anything with Craig Fairbrass in too.

A fella I work with has 3 kids, all of who have some form of ADHD and are always involved in after school activities of some sort which involves him running round like a madman all week. 

 

I asked him if he saw a Liverpool game a couple of months ago and he said "mate, I have less time to sit down and relax than John Wick does". 

[manwiththestick]

Ski School.

[Moo]

Horror films are great when you're pissed.

If you're a shit bag, like me, with horror the drink gives you some dutch courage to watch and at the same time heightens the senses so you're imagining all kinds, but despite your fears have the, normally unheard of, ability to be glued to the screen.

A weird but exciting combination.

[Special K]

52 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

 

Agreed. 

 

4 as well, immediately after it, then bump the Drago/Clubber Lang thread on here.

Many moons ago, when I lived alone and was happily single, many was the night I'd come home steaming (mostly because I was out with @Strontium Dog) and put Rocky 3 on and keep drinking until the wee small hours.

 

I miss those nights

[Kevin D]

9 minutes ago, Special K said:

Many moons ago, when I lived alone and was happily single, many was the night I'd come home steaming (mostly because I was out with @Strontium Dog) and put Rocky 3 on and keep drinking until the wee small hours.

 

I miss those nights

 

Always freaks my nut out when people on here know each other in the real world.

[tokyojoe]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Or Kellys Heroes 

Brilliant film, leave that one alone.

[Megadrive Man]

Mike Bassett England manager. 

 

Not a film, but the mighty boosh is great when you're pissed too.

[Remmie]

What films are best to play drinking games to? 

[Bruce Spanner]

I went through a phase of getting in from the pub and the Bourne films were always on, obviously I’d start part way through, so I’ve never seen one from the beginning and am usually asleep before the end credits.

 

So I have no idea the plot to any of them, or what scene belongs where, or why characters randomly appear, but sober Bruce has no interest in finding out, so I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a full Bourne film or not and probably never will despite wasting hours of my life trying to piece it together pissed.

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I went through a phase of getting in from the pub and the Bourne films were always on, obviously I’d start part way through, so I’ve never seen one from the beginning and am usually asleep before the end credits.

 

So I have no idea the plot to any of them, or what scene belongs where, or why characters randomly appear, but sober Bruce has no interest in finding out, so I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a full Bourne film or not and probably never will despite wasting hours of my life trying to piece it together pissed.

Jason Bourne is a man who gets pissed, does things and forgets what he's done. Seems an appropriate way to watch them. 

[Raymond Duck]

4 hours ago, Remmie said:

What films are best to play drinking games to? 

Withnail and I, you have a drink every time they do. You’ll be utterly arseholed.

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, paddyberger said:

Withnail and I, you have a drink every time they do. You’ll be utterly arseholed.

 

Tried it one day, with Whisky of all things, and started just after lunch.

 

We were plasted by the end an I ended up doing terrible thing to an Aussie lass and losing a job the next day as I woke up in a hotel miles away from where I lived with said Aussie.

 

Good time all round.

[Chip Butty]

Blazing Saddles

Life of Brian

The Jerk

Sleeper

 

 

[Mudface]

11 hours ago, Moo said:

Horror films are great when you're pissed.

If you're a shit bag, like me, with horror the drink gives you some dutch courage to watch and at the same time heightens the senses so you're imagining all kinds, but despite your fears have the, normally unheard of, ability to be glued to the screen.

A weird but exciting combination.

Haha, that's what I did last year. I hate jump scares, but being hammered you barely realise they've happened.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Hall pass.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, paddyberger said:

Withnail and I, you have a drink every time they do. You’ll be utterly arseholed.

I watched that with some mates coming up on acid. Bizarre experience. A few joints before Bladerunner 2049 made that film less painful.

[DalyanPete]

14 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Top Secret

Surprised how many people I know who haven't see this. I've been dining out on anal intruder gags for years after this.

[Shitty Arse]

I no longer drink but when I did can recommend American Werewolf in London and Trainspotting as highly watchable when cunted out of your mind on various substances. 

[Shitty Arse]

It’s A Wonderful Life 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The Kill Bill movies.

[Harry Squatter]

Training Day

[Tony Moanero]

I’m strictly a tomato juice man nowadays, so it would have to be this.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The Business.

[Harry Squatter]

Scum. Just fast forward the bumming scene in the greenhouse. 

[tokyojoe]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’m strictly a tomato juice man nowadays, so it would have to be this.

 

WTF?