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57 minutes ago, Pete said:

She is lovely, but she makes me want to do not very lovely things with her. 

Mate, I'd spend the whole of a summer Bank Holiday Monday being dragged around IKEA by her, I would not tut, moan or roll my eyes once, even if she bought something big that clearly would not fit in our car and she insisted it would and refused home delivery.

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14 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Just imagine coming home to her, no dinner on the table as she’s been prancing around in her skimpies all day, not a fucking chance is that happening on my watch.

 

I’d have to have a word.

I'd order a takeaway, stick it on a tray on her back and do her from behind while I was eating.

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