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Kylie Minogue


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4 hours ago, Mook said:

All the pictures are great but am I the only person wondering if Mike D has gone a bit mental?

He can walk around with pencils up his nose and his undies on head if it means he’s posting pics of Kylie as far as  concerned.   

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They should build a monument to her bum, like the pyramids. Three Kylie bums all lined up, with one slightly offset to the right, and years from now some academics who are frowned upon but have avid YouTube followings will ask if they're designed to line up with Orion's belt, and whether they are in fact the work of aliens.

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It's mad how she's never married and had kids, she strikes me as someone who just loves a baghead then realises too late she should have given a geek a go. You'd call round there mid 90s with a rose in your mouth a box of black magic and she'd be like 'oh you're a really nice guy...but', then you'd hear a crash, bang wallop from inside as Hutchence tried and failed once AGAIN to strangle himself while having a wank. 

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57 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

It's mad how she's never married and had kids, she strikes me as someone who just loves a baghead then realises too late she should have given a geek a go. You'd call round there mid 90s with a rose in your mouth a box of black magic and she'd be like 'oh you're a really nice guy...but', then you'd hear a crash, bang wallop from inside as Hutchence tried and failed once AGAIN to strangle himself while having a wank. 

 

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