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It’s not Keita, Carroll, Aspas, Aquilani, Jovanovic, Balotelli, or most of your usual guesses - all of whom will have contributed at least a few useful moments in a red shirt.

 

For those of us old enough to remember him, it is almost certainly Jimmy Carter. 
 

Singed from Milwall in 1991, he played less games for us than I have fingers, and was so laughably bad he was brought on as a substitute at Stamford Bridge and then himself substituted.

 

It was a miracle we moved him on to Arsenal, where he promptly disappeared.

 

Jimmy Carter is our worst signing ever.

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With 0 goals from less than 20 games, Mark Kennedy was something of a disappointment although he did hit the bar on debut from thirty yards out. 

 

Millwall saw us coming twice. 

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I still think Joe Cole must be high up there because his wages on a long term contract were ridiculous and he was dreadful, unprofessional and slagged of the club.

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Think he was actually quite highly rated at the time.

Definitely the worst signing Kenny made in that 1st spell.

Personally I'd still have him behind that  one rafa signed who looked like al Bundy.

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46 minutes ago, Moctezuma said:

I still think Joe Cole must be high up there because his wages on a long term contract were ridiculous and he was dreadful, unprofessional and slagged of the club.

And we gave him a £5m signing on fee. 

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1 hour ago, Anubis said:

It’s not Keita, Carroll, Aspas, Aquilani, Jovanovic, Balotelli, or most of your usual guesses - all of whom will have contributed at least a few useful moments in a red shirt.

 

For those of us old enough to remember him, it is almost certainly Jimmy Carter. 
 

Singed from Milwall in 1991, he played less games for us than I have fingers, and was so laughably bad he was brought on as a substitute at Stamford Bridge and then himself substituted.

 

It was a miracle we moved him on to Arsenal, where he promptly disappeared.

 

Jimmy Carter is our worst signing ever.

Don’t know about “singed” . We got well and truly burnt with Carter

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If anyone is saying Keita they need to give their head a wobble as that's bollocks. Sure he's been a disappointment but a mile off our worst ever signing. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Anubis said:

It’s not Keita, Carroll, Aspas, Aquilani, Jovanovic, Balotelli, or most of your usual guesses - all of whom will have contributed at least a few useful moments in a red shirt.

 

For those of us old enough to remember him, it is almost certainly Jimmy Carter. 
 

Singed from Milwall in 1991, he played less games for us than I have fingers, and was so laughably bad he was brought on as a substitute at Stamford Bridge and then himself substituted.

 

It was a miracle we moved him on to Arsenal, where he promptly disappeared.

 

Jimmy Carter is our worst signing ever.

Was a crap president too.

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1 hour ago, Arniepie said:

Think he was actually quite highly rated at the time.

Definitely the worst signing Kenny made in that 1st spell.

Personally I'd still have him behind that  one rafa signed who looked like al Bundy.


Respected veteran and all round lovely guy, Roy Hodgson, was the manager of Liverpool Football Club when we signed Joe Cole. 

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11 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:


Respected veteran and all round lovely guy, Roy Hodgson, was the manager of Liverpool Football Club when we signed Joe Cole. 

I know..I meant jimmy Carter.

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1 hour ago, Moctezuma said:

I still think Joe Cole must be high up there because his wages on a long term contract were ridiculous and he was dreadful, unprofessional and slagged of the club.

He slagged us off?? Saying what? Never knew that

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1 hour ago, The Midnight Rambler said:

Keita.

Repped for services to the forum. Not because I agree with the statement.

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3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:


He said that Gerrard couldn’t do dick with a tangerine.

 

Slobbering moron.

No way - I’m not having that. I’m off for a google 

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Downing, Stuart. Even though the others were pure shite, at least they had a go. This cunt was shite and didn’t fucking care about making an effort.

 

How he ever got the minutes he did for us I’ll never know.
 

Unforgivable signing 

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11 minutes ago, Red74 said:

Downing, Stuart. Even though the others were pure shite, at least they had a go. This cunt was shite and didn’t fucking care about making an effort.

 

How he ever got the minutes he did for us I’ll never know.
 

Unforgivable signing 

Nah. I’ve no time for him, but any player that’s (deservedly) man of the match in a final we win can never be our worst ever signing.  A bad signing, symptomatic of the time, yes.  But the worst? No chance. 

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14 minutes ago, Red74 said:

Downing, Stuart. Even though the others were pure shite, at least they had a go. This cunt was shite and didn’t fucking care about making an effort.

 

How he ever got the minutes he did for us I’ll never know.
 

Unforgivable signing 


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1 hour ago, an tha said:

I actually had a poster of him playing for us from Shoot! magazine.

 

I always could spot a proper player.

 

Managed to get him on my wall just slightly overlapping my Julian Dicks poster from Match magazine, nestled nicely alongside the legend that is Mike Hooper is his Green Candy goalkeeper shirt  

 

 

 

 

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