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2 hours ago, El Rojo said:

Finding a Double Decker in your coat pocket that you somehow, somewhere bought while mangled the night before. 

 

I fucking love it when I find/receive in the mail presents from drunk Chris to sober Chris. 

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New package same as the last man, just gonna put a different colour top on it, spike that shit with some procaine, fans gonna buy it anyway because, where else they gonna go? 

 

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2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Having a shit and not having to wipe.

Having the confidence to know you don’t need even one wipe is either impressive or misplaced trust - I’m not sure which yet.

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Just now, Wezza said:

Having the confidence to know you don’t need even one wipe is either impressive or misplaced trust - I’m not sure which yet.

You would if you ever stood next to him. 

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14 minutes ago, Wezza said:

Having the confidence to know you don’t need even one wipe is either impressive or misplaced trust - I’m not sure which yet.

 

You have an initial wipe then realise it was a clean shot. Magnificent. Think of what else you can do with that 15 minutes? 

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When you’ve eaten a steak or burger, burp a few hours later and it smells of it.

 

Almost as good as having it all over again. 

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