January 2022 Transfer Thread

[Torvald Utne]

I've never once looked at Traore's stats, I just watch him play and see a shit "footballer"

[an tha]

A fair few stories online saying we are in for Matheus Cunha at Atletico Madrid....

 

Fuck is going on?!!?

[Lee909]

If a move happened for Cunha you would think there's truth to Bobby going to Barcelona. Would seem strange to do that sort of business mid-season though. Can only think Mane/Bobby out for Diaz and Cunha. Maybe the wages saved mean that the money is there for Mo

[joe_fishfish]

I reckon Mo's gone in summer and that's basically what is funding Diaz and anyone else we get.

[joe_fishfish]

And yeah if we're really interested in Cunha, which i sincerely doubt very much, he's the Bobby replacement. He's under contract until 2026, he wouldn't come cheap.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Surely jota is the Bobby replacement.

[cloggypop]

39 minutes ago, an tha said:

A fair few stories online saying we are in for Matheus Cunha at Atletico Madrid....

 

Fuck is going on?!!?

Never heard of the cunha

[Supremolad]

51 minutes ago, Boss said:

 

He's a very underrated player. People just look at stats and say he's shit. He's man of the match in most games he plays. Wijnaldum didn't score many goals or assists for us but he was a boss player. Traore causes chaos in every game he plays and there's something to be said for that. Teams have to double mark him at times, which creates opportunities for his teammates all over the pitch. On a loan with no obligation to buy it's a cracking deal, in my opinion.

I call bullshit.

 

Klopp and the laptop guys went to Wolves looking for a forward, they had a look at Traore and swerved him because they know he is shit. They bought Jota for 40m instead. If Traore is underrated,  then it's because people underrate how daft and ineffective he is.

 

His lack of goals and assists is a big red flag. But even if we were to ignore that, he simply doesnt have enough game intelligence. At the age of 26, "causing of chaos" isnt the barometer for a good attacking player. Mane and Salah get double marked too. Doesnt stop them from being incredible in number of goals and assists.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Could be a case of Cunha or Diaz, and we got knocked back by Atleti. Hope so, as our second choices tend to work out well.

[El Dangerous]

5 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Could be a case of Cunha or Diaz, and we got knocked back by Atleti. Hope so, as our second choices tend to work out well.

I’m hearing a double swoop is imminent. A Cunha Mateta deal would mean Kloppo has no more worries for the rest of his days.

[A Red]

19 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

The fat cunt from Wolves is having a medical at Barca.

 

He’ll be amazing at running past players and then smashing it six feet wide whilst attempting a cross.

 

Fat, useless bastard. 

Fat? Fucking hell, whatever he is he aint fat. He's like a rugby league back, although to be fair he plays football like one too sometimes. I'd sign him though.

[El Rojo]

7 minutes ago, A Red said:

Fat? Fucking hell, whatever he is he aint fat. He's like a rugby league back, although to be fair he plays football like one too sometimes. I'd sign him though.

Yeah, he’s not as rubbish as he’s constantly made out to be on here. 

[Harry Squatter]

37 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Could be a case of Cunha or Diaz, and we got knocked back by Atleti. Hope so, as our second choices tend to work out well.

 

 

[A Red]

We're just a cuntha away

[Scott_M]

Carvalho starting for Fulham would suggest to me that nothing is imminent.

[Scott_M]

I wish I was as fat as Traore. 

[Lee909]

2 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Carvalho starting for Fulham would suggest to me that nothing is imminent.

Can't see them selling, does them no favours. A few million etc  but risking promotion. Reckon any deal we do would be for the summer anyway. Isn't he a left winger though?

Be strange signing him and Diaz. 

[TheHowieLama]

In the last 60 games Traore has been involded in 7 golas - scoring only 4.

60 games.

 

For him to be MOTM most of the time they must have been really shit matches.

[TheHowieLama]

4 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

No chance.

 

Monaco want between 80m and 100m euros for 22-year-old France midfielder Aurelien Tchouameni, who is wanted by Real Madrid and has also been linked with Chelsea and Manchester United.

[TheHowieLama]

58m for Vlahovic seems a little low.

[Bjornebye]

39 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

In the last 60 games Traore has been involded in 7 golas - scoring only 4.

60 games.

 

For him to be MOTM most of the time they must have been really shit matches.

I think he must just take his top off and walk over to the MOTM and take it off him then give him the flex and stare 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Watching Fulham vs Blackpool and seeing what this Carvalho kid is all about.

 

He's not big, he's not fast, not strong, he's been fucking shit tbh, and whatsmore he's been a snide, weasling little fucking tit.

 

Not impressed at all.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

58m for Vlahovic seems a little low.

I reckon that's about right to be honest. His goals tally is inflated by pens and he's not exactly adaptable. If he'd gone to a PL or oil state side you'd expect more, but for a transfer between Serie A clubs that's still a hefty fee.

[3 Stacks]

4 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Watching Fulham vs Blackpool and seeing what this Carvalho kid is all about.

 

He's not big, he's not fast, not strong, he's been fucking shit tbh, and whatsmore he's been a snide, weasling little fucking tit.

 

Not impressed at all.

I'm not watching, but Whoscored is saying he has 5 key passes, he's hit the bar, and he made an assist. Honestly, sounds like he's having a pretty good game.

[Anubis]

Looks like Spurs are sending Gil out on loan - possibly for a lengthy loan.

 

A bit odd as they’re crying out for some creative players and while he’s only 20, and has mainly been a sub, whenever I’ve seen him he’s always looked quite dangerous and gets good crosses into the box.