January 2022 Transfer Thread

[johnsusername]

12 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Reportedly on somewhere between £100k-£120k per week. Tremendous.

 

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Just read that Tosun has rejected the chance to sign for Hull . The lad would rather sit on his arse , and rinse the club than to go out and actually get games!
Players like this make me fume , what an absolute belter

Cenk Tosun - the hero Everton don't need, but the hero they deserve.

[No2]

5 hours ago, Boss said:

Diaz looks like the guy that kills Patrick Swayze in Ghost. 

He looks like the yellow guy in Sin City. Can't share a pick because I don't have time for a wank thinking about Jessica Alba pole dancing.

[aRdja]

8 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Right footed isn't he?

 

Scored a good goal against Man City in the Champions League last year - just tried to google for it and couldn't find it though.

I reckon this has the strong whiff of trying to negotiate a higher bid from Spurs though.

 

[Scott_M]

Almost as exciting as the halycon days of Dudek & Kirkland, Alonso & Garcia and Suarez / Carroll…

 

[Jordy Brouwer]

Its starting to look like our interest in Luis Diaz is serious. 

[Jose Jones]

5 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Almost as exciting as the halycon days of Dudek & Kirkland, Alonso & Garcia and Suarez / Carroll…

 

Signing Diaz and Carvalho in the last couple of days of the window is basically the equivalent of Kabak and Ben Davies last year.

[Scott_M]

8 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

Signing Diaz and Carvalho in the last couple of days of the window is basically the equivalent of Kabak and Ben Davies last year.

I’ve tried to erase those 2 bums from my memory.

 

Although has Ben Davies actually ever played apart from those 45 min long friendlies last summer? If not, they don’t count. I think he even blobbed on a couple of those. 

[Anubis]

Is Ben Davies still a Liverpool player?

[Scott_M]

10 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Is Ben Davies still a Liverpool player?

Yes. On loan at Sheffield United.

[Scott_M]

More trolling from IK. Sure he said Villa for £40m the other week.

 

 

It’s clearly nonsense but I’d sell him now for £60m and keep Phillips.

[Numero Veinticinco]

9 hours ago, aRdja said:

Fingers crossed. He looked decidedly mediocre against us. We have Jota and Mane in his position, and they’re better than him. 

Good enough for me. Welcome Mr. Diaz.

[dockers_strike]

15 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

More trolling from IK. Sure he said Villa for £40m the other week.

 

 

It’s clearly nonsense but I’d sell him now for £60m and keep Phillips.

I like Joe but even Id be tempted at £60m for him. Obviously the extra £20m in the 'Newcastle' tax!

[El Dangerous]

I’d say £40m is a good price for Gomez given his current talent and future potential that comes with a massive caveat of staying fit. Obviously Newcastle have to chase other teams off by upping the price of reasonable offers so would expect them to come in high. Indy sure knows how to chat shit like, good logical semi truthful shit.

[joe_fishfish]

Yeah I'd take £60m for Gomez. Doubt he'd go there though, he'd be the best defender Newcastle have ever had.

[Elite]

7 minutes ago, joe_fishfish said:

Yeah I'd take £60m for Gomez. Doubt he'd go there though, he'd be the best defender Newcastle have ever had.

 

[John102]

[TD_LFC]

The Konate and Diaz signings are a decent indication of the clubs approach to transfers and how they juggle windows, players and player availability differently to supporters.

 

 

 

[Arnaud]

7 hours ago, El Dangerous said:

All seems to be coming from a journalist called Pipe. I want a half a dozen shit puns by the time I check back here in a few hours. Go.

Une pipe et un mars ….

 

I let 3 Stacks translate it in proper TLW English !

[cloggypop]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Arnaud said:

Une pipe et un mars ….

 

I let 3 Stacks translate it in proper TLW English !

Ceci n'est pas in pun.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Fuck you, Cloggy!

[cloggypop]

Pipe in Dutch is a blowjob by the way

[AngryOfTuebrook]

5 hours ago, johnsusername said:

Cenk Tosun - the hero Everton don't need, but the hero they deserve.

Wasn't Tosun the best attacker in his price bracket in Europe?

[Arnaud]

7 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Pipe in Dutch is a blowjob by the way

The same down here 

[El Dangerous]

Same for me too please if your offering.