January 2022 Transfer Thread

[Bobby Hundreds]

We won't buy Bellingham unless we sell our biggest assets. We're broke ass muthaflippers!

[Ronnie Whelan]

21 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Bellingham's not risk free, he's 18 years old.

Fair point but this kid isn't a typical 18 year old. He's phenomenal with a great attitude. 

[Bjornebye]

57 minutes ago, Boss said:

We're being linked with Jovic. He's only 23 years old. Klopp could get a tune out of him. 

I'd prefer Vlahovic 

[Jairzinho]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I'd prefer Vlahovic 

He'll go to Juventus. 

[No2]

2 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

@No2 fight me, you cunt. 

Neg me back you cheap pervert. 

[3 Stacks]

Just now, No2 said:

Neg me back you cheap pervert. 

I can't spare the cash right now, you classist pig. 

[No2]

Just now, 3 Stacks said:

I can't spare the cash right now, you classist pig. 

I can afford a personal trainer and dog cum.

[3 Stacks]

Just now, No2 said:

I can afford a personal trainer and dog cum.

Damn, you really woke up with a hard on for me, today, eh? Why don't you give me your work email, we can set up a date. 

[No2]

1 minute ago, 3 Stacks said:

Damn, you really woke up with a hard on for me, today, eh? Why don't you give me your work email, we can set up a date. 

Are you the snitch ringing around employers to tell them their staff have upset poor little stacksy? 

[3 Stacks]

4 minutes ago, No2 said:

Are you the snitch ringing around employers to tell them their staff have upset poor little stacksy? 

No, it was a clever callback by me. Credit to me.

[No2]

Just now, 3 Stacks said:

No, it was a clever callback by me. Credit to me.

No credit today Stacksy, just negs until they're all gone.

[3 Stacks]

Just now, No2 said:

No credit today Stacksy, just negs until they're all gone.

Cool, brother. Have fun. Not weird at all, this.

[Bjornebye]

34 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Damn, you really woke up with a hard on for me, today, eh? Why don't you give me your work email, we can set up a date. 

What is it with you and work e-mail addresses? 

[3 Stacks]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

What is it with you and work e-mail addresses? 

That's the joke, you stiff idiot.

34 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

No, it was a clever callback by me. Credit to me.

 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

That's the joke, you stiff idiot.

 

 

 

 

[No2]

10 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

That's the joke, you stiff idiot.

 

I don't get the joke either. Humour is another trait you don't have.

[Megadrive Man]

2 hours ago, Boss said:

We're being linked with Jovic. He's only 23 years old. Klopp could get a tune out of him. 

 

Good player, terrible attitude. Not the sort of character we sign anymore.  

[Boss]

5 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

 

Good player, terrible attitude. Not the sort of character we sign anymore.  

 

Yeah, probably. More of a player that Spurs or Arsenal will take a punt on, rather than us. We don't usually sign other clubs cast-offs. 

[Scott_M]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

Bundesliga to Prem signings haven't been very successful of late either.

True.

 

Keita, Werner, Havertz, Sancho… all big money and not lived up to the hype. So far, anyway.

 

I know Havertz scored the winner in the CL Final, but his performances haven’t been that of an almost £90m player.

[El Dangerous]

Bellingham is the real deal, him, Elliott and Curtis could be Jurgens nice boys for the next 10 plus years after Kloppo signs on for another 10 plus years. Obviously our defence won’t be protected but that won’t matter because those three won’t ever lose the ball.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

1 hour ago, MegadriveMan said:

 

Good player, terrible attitude. Not the sort of character we sign anymore.  

From what I’ve seen Jovic is a very talented player that would make Ronaldo look like a pressing monster.

[Pidge]

Jovic is another level of high risk signing compared to Bellingham.

[3 Stacks]

Shout out to @Babb'sBurstNad and @Captain Turdseye. My brothers.

[El Rojo]

7 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Shout out to @Babb'sBurstNad and @Captain Turdseye. My brothers.

The plot thickens. Who else on here is related?

[Captain Turdseye]

#TeamStacksy