January 2022 Transfer Thread

[an tha]

Wrong thread...deleted.

 

 

[Guest]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-next-kevin-de-bruyne-25123863

[Grinch]

Won’t be a case made for signing Bissouma any time soon again.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Grinch said:

Won’t be a case made for signing Bissouma any time soon again.

Why

[Grinch]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Why

Arrested apparently, all over Twitter.

 

Prison fc is gathering quite the team.

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

No value in January

No space in the squad

Targets aren't available 

Sell to buy

He's in prison

[Harry Squatter]

[Strontium]

Insert your own "first touch" joke here.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 24/09/2021 at 17:46, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

Lovelock Jones could potentially be the greatest made up player ever.

But could he do it on a rainy St Whatnot's Eve in East Clintwood?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 02/10/2021 at 04:01, Boss said:

Who's better Allan Saint-Maximin or Ismaila Sarr?

Neville Davitt.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 02/10/2021 at 15:38, 3 Stacks said:

Who can say. Sarr is more our style of player for sure though.

 

On 02/10/2021 at 17:05, 3 Stacks said:

Saint-Maximin is more technically gifted, but if you look at who we target with forward players, there's a big physical and aggression aspect to it. Sarr has that, Saint-Maximin is basically the opposite.

Mané described Sarr as "a good boy" and that's good enough for me.

 

 

[Josef Svejk]

5 hours ago, Grinch said:

Won’t be a case made for signing Bissouma any time soon again.

Sexual assault saves Liverpool millions.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

4 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

But could he do it on a rainy St Whatnot's Eve in East Clintwood?

Guess we'll never know, unless East Clintwood's manager, Renton O'Diamond, can convince the board to spend.

[Boss]

We're being linked to Kessie because his contract is up in the summer, and two players from the French league: Tchouameni and Gouiri. 

[JagSquared]

5 minutes ago, Boss said:

We're being linked to Kessie because his contract is up in the summer, and two players from the French league: Tchouameni and Gouiri. 

Kessie is highly rated dunno about the others who’s our french league expert?

[dockers_strike]

42 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

Kessie is highly rated dunno about the others who’s our french league expert?

Arnaud.

[El Dangerous]

12 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

Sexual assault saves Liverpool millions.

Bissouma? I hardly even knew her.

[joe_fishfish]

5 hours ago, Boss said:

We're being linked to Kessie because his contract is up in the summer, and two players from the French league: Tchouameni and Gouiri. 

Mentioned Gouiri a few times in the summer thread. Based on fbref and youtube he looks incredible. Might be total shite. Never seen him play a match.

 

Tchouameni looks similarly wonderful on fbref but i couldn't be arsed finding clips on youtube because I didn't reckon we were ever in for a midfielder in summer.

[Captain Turdseye]

Shitness of modern football. 

[Anubis]

Loads of speculation on the inter webs that City will try for Haaland in January.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Loads of speculation on the inter webs that City will try for Haaland in January.

Had a feeling that would happen to be honest. I imagine he'd want to keep on with Dortmund if they progress in the CL. Can defo see him there in the summer. We should be all over that. 

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Had a feeling that would happen to be honest. I imagine he'd want to keep on with Dortmund if they progress in the CL. Can defo see him there in the summer. We should be all over that. 

We can't have Haaland and Mbappe. 

[No2]

On 07/10/2021 at 18:09, joe_fishfish said:

Mentioned Gouiri a few times in the summer thread. Based on fbref and youtube he looks incredible. Might be total shite. Never seen him play a match.

 

Tchouameni looks similarly wonderful on fbref but i couldn't be arsed finding clips on youtube because I didn't reckon we were ever in for a midfielder in summer.

Tchouameni looked a player in the France games, beast of a midfielder. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Whoever we sign, I hope they're made of adamantium. Gini's value as a player isn't missed as much as his fitness. Klopp's shown time and again he can build with less flashy but always dependable players, like Phillips. Keita, Ox and to a lesser degree Thiago are starting to seem like shifting sands nothing can be built on.