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January 2022 Transfer Thread


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9 hours ago, Lee909 said:

 

Problem is Milner can't have long left. Surely Ox must be off next year, Williams hasn't progressed. Kelleher won't stick around as a number 2 long term. It doesn't leave many home grown players for the squad so you'll be having to look at who you can get. Add to that i can see the FA pushing to up the quota and the tory cunts will be more than willing to help. They'll need to be looking at it soon so they don't get stuck having to buy in a year or two. 

 

You look at the latest squad and theres now many there anyone would want. 

 

England squad:

 

Goalkeepers: Sam Johnstone (West Brom), Jordan Pickford (Everton), Nick Pope (Burnley)

 

Defenders: 

Trent Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool),

Conor Coady (Wolves),

Reece James (Chelsea),

Harry Maguire (Manchester United),

Tyrone Mings (Aston Villa),

Luke Shaw (Manchester United),

John Stones (Manchester City),

Kieran Tripper (Atletico Madrid),

Kyle Walker (Manchester City)

 

Midfielders: 

Jude Bellingham (Borussia Dortmund), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool),

Jesse Lingard (Manchester United),

Mason Mount (Chelsea),

Kalvin Phillips (Leeds United),

Declan Rice (West Ham)

 

Forwards: 

Patrick Bamford (Leeds United),

Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton),

Jack Grealish (Manchester City),

Harry Kane (Tottenham),

Bukayo Saka (Arsenal),

Jadon Sancho (Manchester United), Raheem Sterling (Manchester 

 

 

The only realistic options id want are Bellingham and Saka, add that to Barnes and it picking the bones from shite, but you have little choice to do it. 

 

 

The premier League is just about the best advert for this country. There's no way the Tories will be wanting more working class lads off a housing estate to earn a kings ransom undermining the quality of the PL product and making it feel less global. The foreign signings will be just fine and we'll roughly follow UEFA regs. 

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44 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

He was absolutely fantastic against Norwich yesterday. 

 

If we have any hints of injuries coming up to January, we'd be stupid not to buy this lad. 

 

Imagine the amount of goals he'd get in our team. 

 

 

Major problem is he would be another to the list that fuck off in january every couple of years for the ACON. 

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20 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Made up a few more Wonderkids for us to contemplate pretending to sign.

 

Lovelock Jones 17 Puerto Rican Right Back. Play for West Side Story FC.

 

Thompson Thomson 16 Defensive Midfielder plays locally.

 

Jim Terrapin 17 Left Winger recently signed for Aqua Utd.

I’ll take Honky Tonk please.

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51 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Made up a few more Wonderkids for us to contemplate pretending to sign.

 

Lovelock Jones 17 Puerto Rican Right Back. Play for West Side Story FC.

 

Thompson Thomson 16 Defensive Midfielder plays locally.

 

Jim Terrapin 17 Left Winger recently signed for Aqua Utd.

Lovelock Jones could potentially be the greatest made up player ever.

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On 18/09/2021 at 00:53, Lee909 said:

 

Problem is Milner can't have long left. Surely Ox must be off next year, Williams hasn't progressed. Kelleher won't stick around as a number 2 long term. It doesn't leave many home grown players for the squad so you'll be having to look at who you can get. Add to that i can see the FA pushing to up the quota and the tory cunts will be more than willing to help. They'll need to be looking at it soon so they don't get stuck having to buy in a year or two. 

 

You look at the latest squad and theres now many there anyone would want. 

 

England squad:

 

Goalkeepers: Sam Johnstone (West Brom), Jordan Pickford (Everton), Nick Pope (Burnley)

 

Defenders: 

Trent Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool),

Conor Coady (Wolves),

Reece James (Chelsea),

Harry Maguire (Manchester United),

Tyrone Mings (Aston Villa),

Luke Shaw (Manchester United),

John Stones (Manchester City),

Kieran Tripper (Atletico Madrid),

Kyle Walker (Manchester City)

 

Midfielders: 

Jude Bellingham (Borussia Dortmund), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool),

Jesse Lingard (Manchester United),

Mason Mount (Chelsea),

Kalvin Phillips (Leeds United),

Declan Rice (West Ham)

 

Forwards: 

Patrick Bamford (Leeds United),

Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton),

Jack Grealish (Manchester City),

Harry Kane (Tottenham),

Bukayo Saka (Arsenal),

Jadon Sancho (Manchester United), Raheem Sterling (Manchester 

 

 

The only realistic options id want are Bellingham and Saka, add that to Barnes and it picking the bones from shite, but you have little choice to do it. 

 

 

Ivan Toney

Tariq Lamptey

Ebe Eze

James Justin

Harvey Barnes

James Ward-Prowse

Adam Armstrong

Tino Livramento

Nathan Tella

Dele Alli

 

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13 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Ivan Toney

Tariq Lamptey

Ebe Eze

James Justin

Harvey Barnes

James Ward-Prowse

Adam Armstrong

Tino Livramento

Nathan Tella

Dele Alli

 

I’m always surprised Ward-Prowse hasn’t moved on to a bigger club. Quality player.

 

Readymade nickname too - ‘Prowsey.’ 

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