Three fictional characters to be your bodyguards...

[Captain Turdseye]

 

 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

 

Nelson Van Alden was a great character.

[sir roger]

I'll just have Bron from Game of Thrones , and he can bring the two sisters from the jail scene.

 

 

[KMD7]

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[KMD7]

[Bobby Hundreds]

It stated must be human, so if people are picking anybody I'm swapping Rita Esobar for Santanico Pandemonium. 

[dockers_strike]

John Steed

Uncle Buck

Edward Woodward's Equaliser.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

[the chimp]

 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

7 minutes ago, the chimp said:

 

 

 

 

Conan the Barbarian rep. 

 

 

>

 

 

[Bjornebye]

I nearly had Bolo Yeung but he got his arse kicked all over the place by little skinny runts the fucking fraud 

 

[Tony Moanero]

 

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[Dr Nowt]

Thinking of the Gomorrah characters and Ciro, Don Pietro and Malamore would make a formidable unit.

 

Combination of brawn, fearlessness, firepower, total ruthlessness, strategic thinking and ability to compute all the angles a threat may be coming from.

 

Malamore is the only one with enough loyalty/checked ambition to not be weighing up how to take everything you own and kill you within hours, though. He's shown he'd do anything for his boss, even when god himself would frown upon it.

 

Plus this guy:

 

 

And Sarah Connor:

 

[Tony Moanero]

32 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Plus this guy

 

Repped. Great beard. I’d want my hired help to not only be able to protect me but to look good as well. For me, it was a toss up between Colonel James Braddock and Lieutenant Frank Bullitt. However, Bullitt’s sartorial elegance won out in the end. He has exquisite taste in footwear, Sanders & Sanders chukka boots are exceptional. We look to have roughly the same shoe size, so I’d be after some freebies.

[Trumo]

6 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

 

 

Not sure you'd need the first two. The Wealdstone Raider is enough to sort any shit out.

[Elite]

Turdseye has not met the criteria for eligible choices, the Wealdstone raider is a scary bloke but he's not fictional.

[Jennings]

Oliver Reed

Alex Higgins

Shane MacGowan

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

And Sarah Connor:

 

Excellent shout.

[Evelyn Tentions]

David Callan

Ray Shoesmith

Raylan Givens.

Any more cunts posting photos without names are going to be hit by Tentions Law

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

David Callan

Ray Shoesmith

Raylan Givens.

Any more cunts posting photos without names are going to be hit by Tentions Law

 

 

 

 

 

 

Repped. 

 

Edit - Just realised that I’ve done it a couple of times in this thread!

[Paul]

7 hours ago, the chimp said:

 

 

 

Ha, ha, ha!!! Barry Grant rep. 

[Captain Turdseye]

5 hours ago, Elite said:

Turdseye has not met the criteria for eligible choices, the Wealdstone raider is a scary bloke but he's not fictional.

What are you gonna do about it, huh?

[Elite]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

What are you gonna do about it, huh?

If you want some, I'll give it ya.

[Dr Nowt]

Elite bringing Turdsy in.

 

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Elite bringing Turdsy in.

 

Haha,

 

Shame he's fell off, he was doing well on the Z-list celebrity circuit.