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The eating challenges thread


Remmie
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Stop ruining the sacred breakfast thread and start sounding off about greedy bastards nailing meals that would overflow on a toilet seat. Here. 

 

To paraphrase Charlie Brooker; they must wake up the next day, go to the toilet and then feel like they've been impaled by a clay tree

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Brownie said:

This feels apt as i’ve just had a “Parmo” and have been sat on the bog for about half an hour in the aftermath.

 

Anyone else ever had one?

Have they invented a veggie version? 

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48 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Stop ruining the sacred breakfast thread and start sounding off about greedy bastards nailing meals that would overflow on a toilet seat. Here. 

 

To paraphrase Charlie Brooker; they must wake up the next day, go to the toilet and then feel like they've been impaled by a clay tree

 

 

 

Sacred? That place was besmirched a long time ago!

 

Are you saying that CD should only post videos of himself eating massive piles of food here? I'm saying CD because he posts every video of that Rate My Takeaway guy, I'm wondering if it's actually himself.

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1 hour ago, Brownie said:

This feels apt as i’ve just had a “Parmo” and have been sat on the bog for about half an hour in the aftermath.

 

Anyone else ever had one?

Is that an enema euphemism?

 

I haven't been able to pay for one since Covid. And shit, I just posted that, stream of consciousness, haha. Can you edit posts here. Fuck.

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11 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Remmie starts an eating challenges thread because people are posting eating challenges in the breakfast thread, then people start posting breakfasts in the eating challenges thread. My head hurts.

GFers are a shower of contrarian wankers and long may it continue

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6 hours ago, Trumo said:

 

Sacred? That place was besmirched a long time ago!

 

Are you saying that CD should only post videos of himself eating massive piles of food here? I'm saying CD because he posts every video of that Rate My Takeaway guy, I'm wondering if it's actually himself.

Ere, up yours, I'm not like that lithe dapper fella.

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6 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Is it just me who thinks of the starving people around the world when these speed eating or gluttony competitions go on? No dig at you for posting this by the way!

No, I totally agree. I more regularly think of the life that has been needlessly sacrificed by whichever animal is getting devoured too. That bird with the tomahawk steak who was scraping meat off the bone - that made me a bit sad as I imagined the cow walking in a field on that leg.

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