Other Football 2021/22

[Jairzinho]

4 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Asking for a friend, but what's the cheapest, most secure place to get hold of match day tickets for home games? 

 

Goodison Park.

[Josef Svejk]

1 hour ago, aws said:

Brazil is very lucky it's citizens are incapable of passing on the virus. 

Same as America in this respect, I believe... 

[Josef Svejk]

1 hour ago, aws said:

Brazil is very lucky it's citizens are incapable of passing on the virus. 

Echo... 

[dockers_strike]

8 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Asking for a friend, but what's the cheapest, most secure place to get hold of match day tickets for home games? 

 

As far as Im aware, unless your friend is on someone's friends and family list for this season, virtually no chance, I'd say.

 

The only way I can see is waiting by the TO window immediately before kick off to see if there are any late returns. Most people wouldnt do that if they are travelling to the game for obvious reasons.

[Josef Svejk]

1 hour ago, aws said:

Brazil is very lucky it's citizens are incapable of passing on the virus. 

Echo... 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

5 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

As far as Im aware, unless your friend is on someone's friends and family list for this season, virtually no chance, I'd say.

 

The only way I can see is waiting by the TO window immediately before kick off to see if there are any late returns. Most people wouldnt do that if they are travelling to the game for obvious reasons.

No, I mean website wanker sales, is there a website that's best value (in a world of hugely priced tickets, I know...)

[Colonel Bumcunt]

I'm actually sorry to ask, it's shit. Just trying to help someone else out.  They're actually visiting from Portugal. 

[A_S]

Hopefully that farcical situation gives the club more leverage in similar scenarios in the future. 

[dockers_strike]

4 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

No, I mean website wanker sales, is there a website that's best value (in a world of hugely priced tickets, I know...)

None of them offer the cheapest safest way to get a ticket in my humble opinion.

 

Using the type of sites you mention you run the risk of ending up with no ticket while being fleeced.

[aws]

1 hour ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

I'm actually sorry to ask, it's shit. Just trying to help someone else out.  They're actually visiting from Portugal. 

Might be worth trying the club hospitality tickets if it's a special occasion and you're expecting to pay over the odds.  At least it'd be safe if there are any available. 

[Arnaud]

How much is an hospitality ticket ?

[aws]

24 minutes ago, Arnaud said:

How much is an hospitality ticket ?

It depends on the fixture and the level of hospitality you choose. I'd expect the cheapest to be at least £100. 

[sir roger]

28 minutes ago, Arnaud said:

How much is an hospitality ticket ?

There's a whole section on it under the 'tickets' part of the official website. The cheaper ones used to go pretty quickly but might be a better chance at the moment with a lack of foreign visiters

[No2]

Crystal Palace game has 4 or 5 options available from £300 upto £669. There are a few options sold out, no idea if they are cheaper though. Note you get a complimentary program with all packages. 

[dockers_strike]

Dutch journo accuse van Gaal of 'wanting to play defensive football like chelsea and Liverpool'! Fucking tit.

[TheHowieLama]

5 minutes ago, No2 said:

Note you get a complimentary program with all packages. 

Pics or GTFO

[YorkshireRed]

5 minutes ago, No2 said:

Crystal Palace game has 4 or 5 options available from £300 upto £669. There are a few options sold out, no idea if they are cheaper though. Note you get a complimentary program with all packages. 

I’d be wanting a complimentary place in the centre of midfield for £669. 

[Marko121]

Just now, YorkshireRed said:

I’d be wanting a complimentary place in the centre of midfield for £669. 

Keita has that sewn up 

[No2]

The hospitality stuff is starting to make sense. I'd always assumed it was aimed at bankers and rich business men but Buncunts mate is the target market. When a foreign fan is making a once in lifetime trip and has already paid £xxx and can't access a ticket then parting with £300 is no brainer. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

8 minutes ago, No2 said:

The hospitality stuff is starting to make sense. I'd always assumed it was aimed at bankers and rich business men but Buncunts mate is the target market. When a foreign fan is making a once in lifetime trip and has already paid £xxx and can't access a ticket then parting with £300 is no brainer. 

Yeah, pretty much.  It's a once a year, or longer, treat for some people, but extrapolated across a fanbase like ours there's always a couple of thousand each game potentially who view it like that. I haven't been up in years. 

[Arnaud]

20 minutes ago, No2 said:

The hospitality stuff is starting to make sense. I'd always assumed it was aimed at bankers and rich business men but Buncunts mate is the target market. When a foreign fan is making a once in lifetime trip and has already paid £xxx and can't access a ticket then parting with £300 is no brainer. 

That’s a lot of money for a football game, even if you’re a huge fan.

 

if you’re a member of a foreign branch, if you have your membership, you can have tickets at the normal price.

 

Bloody OOC though !

[aws]

The £300 tickets probably include a three course meal and extras like a blow-job from Linda. The cheapies just include something like  a burger and cup of tea but I expect they sell out quick so you 'd have to book well ahead. 

[Tj hooker]

1 hour ago, No2 said:

Crystal Palace game has 4 or 5 options available from £300 upto £669. There are a few options sold out, no idea if they are cheaper though. Note you get a complimentary program with all packages. 

This just popped up on my Facebook page might be handy 

[sir roger]

They've obviously not been watching Arsenal

[dockers_strike]

2 minutes ago, sir roger said:

They've obviously not been watching Arsenal

arsenal will still be classed as a Cat A game I think Roger.