Other Football 2021/22

[George Costanza]

I wonder if Newcastle could keep Saint-Maximin if they went down. Financially of course they won't need to sell but can you keep a player that good for a season in division 1

[an tha]

The mancs are shite....going nowhere.

 

And that draw does sod all for either of those two shithouse clubs tonight....nice.

[Chocoholic]

What the FUCK? 

 

There's full Spurs and then there's whatever this is. Levels of delusion beyond belief.

[Chip Butty]

2 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

What the FUCK? 

 

There's full Spurs and then there's whatever this is. Levels of delusion beyond belief.

Matt is 7 

[Trumo]

That was more shit-on-a-stick than our post-Christmas game there last season.

[Chocoholic]

Really enjoying the analysis of Ronaldo's yellow card challenge in comparison to why Robbo's was a sending off.

[Code]

This was hilariously poor from the mancs, worse than I have seen them all season.  
 

 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Chocoholic said:

What the FUCK? 

 

There's full Spurs and then there's whatever this is. Levels of delusion beyond belief.

I'm honestly scatching my head at the winger part but also have no idea who is their DM he's referring to.

[TheHowieLama]

Harry Maguire was, at times, like a bull in a china shop, ushering in panic wherever he wandered.

 

Harry Maguire  =  2.88

[TheHowieLama]

12 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

I'm honestly scatching my head at the winger part but also have no idea who is their DM he's referring to.

The winger has to be Son - I imagine the other to be Hojbjerg.

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

Sean Longstaff telling Sky 'that's why everybody rates Joelinton so highly' 

 

I can't imagine what he's done in that match to have him speaking like that. DaveU will at least raise an eyebrow, I'm sure.

Some very knowledgeable people agreed with young Longstaff during the game. 
 

 

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Jo Linton actually looks like a football player when he’s playing out wide. 

 

[dockers_strike]

53 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

I'm honestly scatching my head at the winger part but also have no idea who is their DM he's referring to.

Hoejbjerg.

 

Edit: Ha, late to the party, see he's already been mentioned.

[Leyton388]

United are utter shite and its glorious.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Spurs haven't got one player I'd take over ours other than players I'd rotate.

[El Rojo]

7 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

United are utter shite and its glorious.

Rangnick is no doubt a good coach but will have had little experience dealing with such a nest of egos and arseholes. They’re going nowhere.

[Scott_M]

If Ronaldo and Fernandes spent as much energy closing opponents down as they do criticising their own team mates, the mancs would be the Gengenpressing Champions Of The World. 

[Scott_M]

Last night and Norwich with absolutely dreadful from them. The fact they’ve got 4 points says everything about how shite Norwich and Newcastle are.

 

Burnley next on Thursday. No doubt they’ll get played off the park and completely out fought by Burnley, before a Ronaldo penalty wins it for them towards the end and because they ran a little bit more than last night, they all think they are great. 
 

I’m going to stick with my Ragnarok nickname. 

[Shitty Arse]

Didn’t even realise the Mancs were playing last night. Irrelevant cunts. Nice reading the last few pages to see they’re still fucking shite.

[dockers_strike]

I wonder if Altrincham 'season ticket holder' Anthony Taylor is going to his team's home game against Wrexham today? Lying cunt.

[Tj hooker]

39 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

I wonder if Altrincham 'season ticket holder' Anthony Taylor is going to his team's home game against Wrexham today? Lying cunt.

I'll ask my lad to keep an eye out for him , he's on his way there now .

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

15 hours ago, George Costanza said:

I wonder if Newcastle could keep Saint-Maximin if they went down. Financially of course they won't need to sell but can you keep a player that good for a season in division 1

Yeah he might score 10 in a season there.

[Rushies tash]

Rogers currently ripping into the scheduling. If I could be arsed, I'd check for the outrage on Twitter etc.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

22 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

Rogers currently ripping into the scheduling. If I could be arsed, I'd check for the outrage on Twitter etc.

Wonder if he is a cunt for doing that? Klopp is.

[Rushies tash]

9 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Wonder if he is a cunt for doing that? Klopp is.

I can just see the scathing headlines: "Rogers uses busy period to freshen up squad".

 

Dave nailed it in the diary. The media, for some reason, have decided that they don't like Klopp any more.

[DaveT]

1 hour ago, Tj hooker said:

I'll ask my lad to keep an eye out for him , he's on his way there now .

Sadly, he’s at Southampton. Pity, your lad could have given him a poke in the eye (not that there’s the faintest chance of that twat ever turning up at Altrincham)