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46 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

So if they sign Varane then that's impressive, but they still seem a few signings off the pace when you factor in injuries and tiredness. Their first XI will be a handful though. 

 

De Gea

Shaw

Varane

Maguire

Wan Bissaka

Fred

Pogba

Sancho

Fernandes

Rashford

Cavani

 

Subs

Lingard

Greenwood

Van De Beek

McTominay

Bailly

Dalot

Martial

Telles

 

 

They'll never play Pogba in a 2 with Fred either...if he stays that is... I hope they do though, he's an absolute calamity when playinh in front of the back 4.

 

Annoying that they've gotten Varane, he should be able to cover for Maguire a lot better than Lindelof and Bailly. Here's hoping for some hamstring issues during the colder British winter.

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3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Apparently Rooney has taken one of his best players out in training and put him out for 12 weeks 


You need a bit of that. Makes you wonder if the manager had a mad weekend if he’s got that kind of point to prove on a Monday morning. 

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From The Mirror about his Instagram exploits…

 

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There is no suggestion proud family man Rooney did anything untoward or behaved inappropriately.

 

Only because he took the knock and they farted on him. 

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9 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Apparently Rooney has taken one of his best players out in training and put him out for 12 weeks 

Taking the frustration of his latest marital row out on his players.

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8 hours ago, lebron said:

They'll never play Pogba in a 2 with Fred either...if he stays that is... I hope they do though, he's an absolute calamity when playinh in front of the back 4.

 

Annoying that they've gotten Varane, he should be able to cover for Maguire a lot better than Lindelof and Bailly. Here's hoping for some hamstring issues during the colder British winter.

With their luck Varane and Maguire will both play 38 games. 

It's Sancho that's the big difference though. 

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What is Rooney like? Claims he’s been blackmailed but if he didn’t go to a hotel with the girls they wouldn’t be able to take photos would they? Can’t understand why a man of his age wants to go clubbing anyway. 

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6 minutes ago, suzy said:

What is Rooney like? Claims he’s been blackmailed but if he didn’t go to a hotel with the girls they wouldn’t be able to take photos would they? Can’t understand why a man of his age wants to go clubbing anyway. 

If his brains were made of dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off.

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1 hour ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

With their luck Varane and Maguire will both play 38 games. 

It's Sancho that's the big difference though. 

This the same Varane who had an absolute Lovrenesque nightmare for Real against city, was it, in the Champions League not so long ago?

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Rooney’s complaint to the police has gone nowhere.  There’s apparently now footage on social media of him walking with two girls to the hotel and the police have said that having spoken with the person involved they are satisfied there was no criminality. Quelle surprise. A marital crisis all of his own making. Again. 

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1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Rooney’s complaint to the police has gone nowhere.  There’s apparently now footage on social media of him walking with two girls to the hotel and the police have said that having spoken with the person involved they are satisfied there was no criminality. Quelle surprise. A marital crisis all of his own making. Again. 

A spokesman said: 'On Monday 26 July Cheshire Constabulary received reports of a possible blackmail relating to a number of images circulating online. 

'Officers have spoken to the person involved and are satisfied that no offences have taken place. The person involved has also stated that they do not wish to take the matter any further.'

 

Rooney reporting to the police.

"I went to a room with these snapchat models and they took some of their clothes off and walked around"

 

tenor.gif

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42 minutes ago, Poster said:

A spokesman said: 'On Monday 26 July Cheshire Constabulary received reports of a possible blackmail relating to a number of images circulating online. 

'Officers have spoken to the person involved and are satisfied that no offences have taken place. The person involved has also stated that they do not wish to take the matter any further.'

 

Rooney reporting to the police.

"I went to a room with these snapchat models and they took some of their clothes off and walked around"

 

tenor.gif

“And they farted in front of me while I was asleep. They farted in front of me, godamnitt!”

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1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Celtic 1 up away in the champions league qualifier 

Sadly, it wasn’t to be.

 

Next stop, Europa League qualifiers against Czech team Jablonec (a real team, despite sounding like something Dave would call Joey Barton).

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16 minutes ago, alles ist gut said:

Sadly, it wasn’t to be.

 

Next stop, Europa League qualifiers against Czech team Jablonec (a real team, despite sounding like something Dave would call Joey Barton).

Hope they get knocked out of that and focus on the league. Poor from the new manager tonight. Didn't make a second sub until 98 minutes and kept Edouard on who was fucking garbage. 

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3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hope they get knocked out of that and focus on the league. 

If they emulate 2005 Everton…

 

they drop into the Euro Conference Watneys Cup qualifiers, giving them a chance to make history in the worst of all possible ways.

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8 hours ago, alles ist gut said:

…(a real team, despite sounding like something Dave would call Joey Barton).

 

Harsh on Celtic, that.

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On 28/07/2021 at 08:25, Shooter in the Motor said:

Rooney was always a bit of a plonker. 

I see what you did there. Wonder if he has a bracelet that says 'Rodney' on it?

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