Other Football 2021/22

[sir roger]

One of the lower league game highlights on Sky had me pissing myself.

 

A nothing cross knocked towards the edge of the box, big grock centre half goes to web it away on the volley. Nippy forward comes from his blind side and gets a touch on the ball.Grock's volley connects square with the forward's bollocks. Pelanty and plenty of work for the physio.

 

 

[dockers_strike]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

One of the lower league game highlights on Sky had me pissing myself.

 

A nothing cross knocked towards the edge of the box, big grock centre half goes to web it away on the volley. Nippy forward comes from his blind side and gets a touch on the ball.Grock's volley connects square with the forward's bollocks. Pelanty and plenty of work for the physio.

 

 

Ouch! I feel his pain!  I couldnt run for a good 10 to 15 minutes after catching one in the nuts so I dont know how these 'professionals' manage to get running after a couple of minutes treatment!

[m0e]

2 hours ago, Manny said:

Christ, you’re a bad misogynist you.

I don't think Christ was, but I'll take your word for it.

[Razoray]

9 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

You don’t get much for £155m when it’s spent on English players looking at Maguire and Sancho.

£205m if you include Wan-Bissaka 

[Razoray]

8 hours ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

I'm surprised how shit Sancho has been. 

 

United have some decent players, thats the wierd thing. 

who?

The keeper is rooted to his line and can't pass it like other top keepers.

AWB is terrible 

Maguire is a decent centre half for a team defending on the 18 yard box

Lindelof is a lightweight 

Telles is meh

Fred is OK

Matic is as slow as wet week in Manchester and can't play twice a week

Rashford hasn't played well in 12 months

Ronaldo can't move

Fernandes is good on the ball but a lazy indisciplined bastard without

Sancho is a slow non-scoring winger

 

Elanga, Dalot, Shaw - meh

Varane- not the player he was and can't seem to stay fit.

Cavani - very good player, never fit.

McTominay - not good enough for Scotland 

Pogba - poison

Mata - can barely move enough to stay warm

 

The next manager has some rebuild job

 

[m0e]

5 minutes ago, Razoray said:

who?

The keeper is rooted to his line and can't pass it like other top keepers.

AWB is terrible 

Maguire is a decent centre half for a team defending on the 18 yard box

Lindelof is a lightweight 

Telles is meh

Fred is OK

Matic is as slow as wet week in Manchester and can't play twice a week

Rashford hasn't played well in 12 months

Ronaldo can't move

Fernandes is good on the ball but a lazy indisciplined bastard without

Sancho is a slow non-scoring winger

 

Elanga, Dalot, Shaw - meh

Varane- not the player he was and can't seem to stay fit.

Cavani - very good player, never fit.

McTominay - not good enough for Scotland 

Pogba - poison

Mata - can barely move enough to stay warm

 

The next manager has some rebuild job

 

They're a complete mess. It took us years to get into the state they're in, and that took Hicks and Gillette nearly putting us out if business.

[joe_fishfish]

And we weren't spending anywhere near "richest club in the world" money under H+G either. Never mind their transfer fees, the wages they pay are astonishing for the quality they have. Or rather don't have.

[George Costanza]

United made a complete bollock by not going for Conte

[KMD7]

1 minute ago, George Costanza said:

United made a complete bollock by not going for Conte

Astonishing really that they didn't.

[George Costanza]

1 minute ago, KMD7 said:

Astonishing really that they didn't.

funny though.

 

Spurs won't keep Conte long either.  He'll get a better offer and/or clash with that prize cunt Levy

[Aventus]

45 minutes ago, George Costanza said:

United made a complete bollock by not going for Conte

I remember rat face on sky sports saying that he doesn't want Conte at United because they've been there and done that with Mourinho so they deserve someone better. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

On 09/04/2022 at 06:10, m0e said:

Who the fuck watches women's anything?

Mud wrestling?

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Mud wrestling?

Far better live - doesn't really translate to the telly.

[Josef Svejk]

7 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Astonishing really that they didn't.

The claim I read yesterday is that Ronaldo effectively vetoed his appointment. If true, that would cement the glorious nature of his return... 

[Em City]

11 hours ago, Aventus said:

I remember rat face on sky sports saying that he doesn't want Conte at United because they've been there and done that with Mourinho so they deserve someone better. 

 

Typical United arrogance. It's why they're not getting out of this mess any time soon.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Em City said:

 

Typical United arrogance. It's why they're not getting out of this mess any time soon.

I honestly think they need to get one of the old guard in. Even Steve Bruce. Just for a laugh like. Or Keane. 

[Pete]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I honestly think they need to get one of the old guard in. Even Steve Bruce. Just for a laugh like. Or Keane. 

Give it Ronaldo. He seems to think highly of himself, so why not let him take charge.   

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Pete said:

Give it Ronaldo. He seems to think highly of himself, so why not let him take charge.   

Even better. 

[Bjornebye]

Bastards 

[TheDrowningMan]

Burnley on course to guarantee Everton’s survival today. 

[Pete]

Burnley determined to be relegated and keep the bloos up.  Utter dickheads 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Everton would have to try really hard to be relegated ahead of these. 

[an tha]

Fuck off, Burnley

 

FFS

[TheDrowningMan]

Burnley have to be the softest team of all time

[Torvald Utne]

6 minutes ago, an tha said:

Fuck off, Burnley

 

FFS