Other Football 2021/22

[Rushies tash]

1 hour ago, The Midnight Rambler said:

Some mad shit on the bird app today.

 

 

 

Click bait shite.

[Anubis]

Simon Jordan is a vampire who drains the blood of small defenceless kittens.

[Trumo]

Simon Jordan looks like Gerard Depardieu if somebody twatted him with a fire extinguisher.

[Vincent Vega]

On 19/12/2021 at 13:49, Code said:

You are talking about a country where more than 50% of the population above 18 voted for Brexit. 
 

You cant trust everyone to take reasonable decisions.

 

 

 

Not true that Code.

 

[Code]

9 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Not true that Code.

 

Thats fair enough. 

[Pete]

15 hours ago, Trumo said:

Simon Jordan looks like Gerard Depardieu if somebody twatted him with a fire extinguisher.

Dibs on first go.

[Bruce Spanner]

Arsenal, the bad fucking goons, start chanting 'Who are ya' as they score the third against fucking Sunderland.

 

They're Sunderland it says it the program.

 

Morons.

[dandyman]

Quality from the Arse there for the 4th

[Jairzinho]

Barcelona are going to be playing in the UEFA Conference League next season. 

[George Costanza]

I genunely hope someone snaps Jodi Alba's legs into two.  Horrible diving snidey little cunt

[Boss]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

Barcelona are going to be playing in the UEFA Conference League next season. 

 

They're dreadful. Whilst saying that they'll probably win this now because of the red card.

[aRdja]

6 minutes ago, Boss said:

 

They're dreadful. Whilst saying that they'll probably win this now because of the red card.

Gavi any good?

[Boss]

6 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Gavi any good?

 

He was their best player in the game against Elche, but he's been fairly anonymous here. I think Xavi wants him to play as a false 9. It's pretty odd tactics, to be honest. Their right-back Araujo looks like a decent player.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

 

 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

 

 

 

[dandyman]

Leeds game off.

 

BT Sport will be fuming

[Pete]

2 minutes ago, dandyman said:

Leeds game off.

 

BT Sport will be fuming

Fuck BT sport. Fuck Lineker. Fuck Jake Bland Cunt & fuck the rest of the cunts on there. 

[TheHowieLama]

Ziyech not in the Morocco squad for Afcon. WTF??

 

Forget about knowing any of their other players, half of the teams they play for I don't even recognise.

[sir roger]

Read an article today about a guy , Frank Mill , who it explains is most noted for the worst miss in Bundesliga history ( a German Ronnie Rosenthal in effect ) but the bit that made me laugh was him bemoaning the fact that there is no fun in the game anymore , and saying that in one of his German caps the players all got together and sneaked a live rabbit in the physios bag and then arranged for Andy Brehme to pretend to be injured in the first minute and all collapsed when he opened the bag and nearly shit himself.

[Creator Supreme]

6 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Read an article today about a guy , Frank Mill , who it explains is most noted for the worst miss in Bundesliga history ( a German Ronnie Rosenthal in effect ) but the bit that made me laugh was him bemoaning the fact that there is no fun in the game anymore , and saying that in one of his German caps the players all got together and sneaked a live rabbit in the physios bag and then arranged for Andy Brehme to pretend to be injured in the first minute and all collapsed when he opened the bag and nearly shit himself.

I read that article, good read, the rabbit story was excellent.

 

Mad thing is he's remembered for that miss, but I think he scored over 200 league goals in his career so he could obviously play.

[Mudface]

Here it is, along with loads of extraneous stuff-

 

 

[Vincent Vega]

18 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Here it is, along with loads of extraneous stuff-

 

 

Loved that, reminds of getting in pissed on a Friday night and watching Eurotrash.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Mrs O'T just responded to the news of Antonio's positive test with "Oh, you arsewank".

 

She's a proper potty mouth when it comes to football and politics. I approve of that.

[JagSquared]

11 hours ago, sir roger said:

Read an article today about a guy , Frank Mill , who it explains is most noted for the worst miss in Bundesliga history ( a German Ronnie Rosenthal in effect ) but the bit that made me laugh was him bemoaning the fact that there is no fun in the game anymore , and saying that in one of his German caps the players all got together and sneaked a live rabbit in the physios bag and then arranged for Andy Brehme to pretend to be injured in the first minute and all collapsed when he opened the bag and nearly shit himself.

Was also interesting him talking about the amphetamine usage and Dortmund training at the local lido the day before a cup final. I love the stories just before professionalism made the game and Ayers far too sanitised.  

[Guest]

12 hours ago, Mudface said:

Here it is, along with loads of extraneous stuff-

 

 

Deadpan face "hurdy gurdy burdy"

 

Translator "I think he should get a prize for that miss"