Other Football 2021/22

[Anubis]

City’s possession percentage must be in the 90s for the last five minutes.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

8 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

I think the mancs have been worse today than they were against us.
 

At least they had a go against us.

I think if they had a go it'd be another 5-0.

 

At this point they'll be happy to draw the second half 

[magicrat]

This is the team that lost at home to Palace a week ago and here they are strolling about in 2nd gear in a derby game and Utd can't get near them .  Eye watering sums of money spent of half-arsed gutless shite. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Rashford on for Greenwood.

[an tha]

5 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

The mancs were clearly up for the game against us and had a go. Even though we’d stopped at 5-0, they at least attempted to do something. 
 

And after that game, you’d expect the players to be determined to show some fight and if they are to go down (which they are) they’d go down swinging.

 

Theyve shown nothing today and look like a side who believe they are going to get battered. 

So far they have pretty much exactly same amount of ball as they did v us, but have had much fewer attempts on goal.

 

For me that is simply down to we are more open than citeh and a bit easier to fashion chances against....our games are more helter skelter than theirs these days.

 

By same token we are now better than them now though at sticking the ball in the net.

 

 

[Stouffer]

That big fat pudding Shaw just fancies a lie down.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Just now, an tha said:

So far they have pretty much exactly same amount of ball as they did v us, but have had much fewer attempts on goal.

 

For me that is simply down to we are more open than citeh and a bit easier to fashion chances against.

 

By same token we are now better than them now though at sticking the ball in the net.

 

 

Yea city are more patient in their build up and we tend to be more aggressive, playing riskier passes that sometimes lead to counters.

[CapeRed]

100 million sub..wtf

[manwiththestick]

1 minute ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

Rashford on for Greenwood.

Looks like the lady botherer is getting to walk around the pitch for another full 90 minutes.

[Butch]

I'm enjoying this utd being shit, good times indeed. 

[Redder Lurtz]

We need two spawny yernited goals now. As funny as it is seeing them lose again I'd prefer we stayed above citeh plus it means ole will hold onto his job for another few weeks. 

[Ronnie Whelan]

United need to get Penalty into the game.

[manwiththestick]

Just reminded myself this is a derby game. All the intensity of a nuns picnic.

[magicrat]

Why cant subs put on their shirts before the game ? Fucking nuts 

[Boss]

Cavani is their best striker by a mile. I'm glad they haven't realised this.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Haha, Shaw getting a round of "you fat bastid"

[an tha]

4 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

Yea city are more patient in their build up and we tend to be more aggressive, playing riskier passes that sometimes lead to counters.

Yeah

[Anubis]

Shaw clearly concussed but they left him on. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

City fans singing Oles at the wheel. Hopefully they turn the volume up on that for maximum effect.

 

[Jairzinho]

1 minute ago, Ronnie Whelan said:

United need to get Penalty into the game.

Just lacking that wee bit of getting near the penalty area.

[magicrat]

1 minute ago, Ronnie Whelan said:

United need to get Penalty into the game.

I fear Pelanty will be playing in blue today. 

[Jairzinho]

Just now, Boss said:

Cavani is their best striker by a mile. I'm glad they haven't realised this.

Yep. Intelligent, hard working, and a decent finisher. 

 

Glad they never play him.

[niallers]

Just now, Jairzinho said:

Just lacking that wee bit of getting near the penalty area.

This is a team who got a penalty AFTER the final whistle in a game. If any team can get a penalty whilst not being near the box, its that shower of cunts

[Tj hooker]

While its 2 there is always a chance fuck off Tyler you biased twat they haven't had a meaningful attack In this half 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

In terms of ability, United's options up front are pretty great. Just lacking that wee bit of having a manager who can make world class players better than shit.