The Open Championship 2021

[Brownie]

1 hour ago, dave u said:

 

Tell me something worse than his shirtless Tik Tok bros pumping iron and trying to outdo eachother on ball speed on the launch monitors.

 

I'll wait.

1) The videos of himself eating scrambled eggs with no top on (at least the hanger-on cunts are playing golf).

 

2) His stupid fucking hat. If your name is Ben Hogan then you’re allowed to wear that hat, if not, get the fuck out.

 

3) The way he tells people that he’s actually a really good guy and very humble. At the same time as he tells everyone that’s he’s great. Fucking stupid cunt.

 

4) The way he blames the bunker/rough/divots/lies/caddies/Cobra whenever things don’t to plan (see point 3 wrt humility).

 

5) The way he does those big deep breaths before he tries to hit one of his big bombs. It’s golf, not weight-lifting you fucking jarg.

 

6) The way he looks so fucking stiff when he’s hitting putts.

 

I could keep going but i’m getting more angry just thinking about the cunt.

[dave u]

[3 Stacks]

Bryson is a complete douche and clearly has some kind of inferiority complex. For someone who seems so sure he's heading in the right direction with what he's done with his body and his game, you'll never see someone who makes more excuses and who is more insecure then him.

[Bjornebye]

You can see from that infamous Brooks interview the sheer hatred he's got for Bryson. That type of rage doesn't come from nothing. 

 

Fuck Bryson. 

[lifetime fan]

I hate both of them, where do I fit in on the spectrum? 

[Bjornebye]

33 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I hate both of them, where do I fit in on the spectrum? 

Brownie and Dave? Kinell 

[lifetime fan]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Brownie and Dave? Kinell 

Obvs. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

Obvs. 

Splitters! 

[Josef Svejk]

Rory McIlroy is a bigger cunt than either. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Ooh. Controversial. 
 

Imagine Bryson DeChambeau in a Man Utd shirt…

[dave u]

Billy Horschel and his West Ham golf bag was one of the more random things you'll see on a golf course I'd say.

 

If Bryson was a footy fan he looks like someone who would change from Arsenal to Man City at the drop of a hat.

[dave u]

"So I used to follow Arsenal but then they stopped winning and I was like, this is super annoying and I don't want my name associated with a lack of success. So now I'm all in on Pep and Man City. Go Citizens!"

[Dr Nowt]

On 20/07/2021 at 22:24, dave u said:

 

So you weren't around during the TLW golf tournaments then. Might bring that back actually, it was always a boss day.

 

Need to dust off the old plus fours again....

 

 

How was that unrepped? Better than the photo of a mulleted Code in his white tux.
 

‘Alice band in Wonderland’.